/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Ricky BTFO edition

>Session times in your time:
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>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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League Passcode: 9637387

>Usually reliable F1 Acestream:
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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 141 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 129 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 93 points
4. Kimi Räikkönen 73 points
5. Daniel Ricciardo 67 points

>News
quali still on

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First for Moto GP best GP

WEC is better, please move to

sigh

Hamilton is literally KOBE of F1. No argument about it

Holy shit Davide Valsecchi, didn't he used to actually be in the show several years ago?

>user, why are you still watching that shit?

*blocks your flight*

>OP desperately trying to bump his own thread
sad!

REAL THREAD

>tfw check F1 results

this is the proper thread, m8

Sorry boys but you have to leave. My dogs would like to use this thread. So please do give these good boys some privacy

What are the sunglasses Seb is wearing here? Look like Ray-Bans. I want them.

Amazing reply.

Rayban Caravans. They are nice.

Rayban's special Do you know why I pulled you over? glasses

those fucking british announcers on the CNBC broadcast. can they go one minute with out making wet mouth noises?

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Some of these corners look tough. I love the idea of street circuits, driving between the buildings and whatnot. But when it comes to racing them in video games I usually get pissed off by some of the tight corners. I've never been on this track but I know that section by the castle would give me trouble.

Which game? I just got Asetto Corsa and it feels really good so far. It's like the Gran Tourismo of PCs.

Even got the Nurburgring DLC.

youtube.com/watch?v=_a98ukR9RPM

Muh dick tbqh

Threadly reminder that Marion knows you've been masturbating to her pics, and she's not happy about it.

I have an F1 game but it's a few years old. This circuit isn't there so it's a bit a mystery to me.

I don't like this OP

post the one of her with the ipad

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You have to experience the green hell at least once.

It's fucking insane.

twitter.com/PeterDWindsor/status/878617068911951872
>No surprise to see Lance Stroll driving so well today: he's finally discovered Rob Wilson and was training up at Bruntingthorpe last Monday
>Rob Wilson

LMAO

did formula e catch on yet?

No they aren't.
Maybe your GMO infested Wallmart green bell peppers are so manipulated that they became spicy, but bell peppers aren't spicy, they're literally nicknamed as sweet peppers.

I'll stop watching once Heidfeld retires.

>post the one of her with the ipad

Can we please get back a racing formula that has some V12s in it

Please

Not to worry, most f1 posters masturbate to LewLew.

kek that's the one. Laugh every time

We had superleague formula, but someone decided that having racing teams named after soccer clubs was a shit idea and canned it

>decided that

*realised that

cringebook is up youtube.com/watch?v=ooVduj5Moro

either works.

Thank you Monaco

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Who's the girl thats with Lewshit? She's pretty cute.
Do you think she's been BLACKED by him already?

Unless you're Dutch, then it's brand new.

You see females have a very low attention span. Instead of choosing a driver based on their skill/persona etc. they take a look at the drivers, see the nigger and think:
"Ho boy this poor inferior minority I must show him my support because he is probably being held down by superior white men."
This is how females decide which driver to support once a year when they visit the race.
Cucks hate this fact of course.

How do the drivers feel about this circuit? I want to hear some bitchy interviews.

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I thought the whole le always side with a minority thing was a meme.
I've never really seen it in action the many times I've been in the USA and Canada, is it more prevalent in europe?

time destroys everything

yes
but anti-egalitarianistic movements start to become stronger as a result
I think we have to go through the shit we go through now so it won't happen in the future

Hulk likes the tight castle section
youtube.com/watch?v=V5JKpVz5IL4

>It had been a long day at vallelunga for Sophia. She started P5 but contact at the first corner meant she retired early. She needed to relax and let off some steam back at the hotel.
>Racing is stressful so she always brought at least one of her toys with her in her travel bag. Her mind was awash with images of silicone as she unlocked her room but she quickly snapped out of it.
>There, like a deer in the headlights, was a man standing in front of the full length mirror in nothing else but her panties. Her travel bag was open and in his mouth was one of her stress relievers.
>Rage start to fill her as she stepped towards him. How dare he invade her private life. He spat the dildo out and start stammering out a pointless apology. Even in her rage state she could hear the unmistakable Australian accent.
>"Shut it!!" she shouted as she forced him to sit back onto the edge of the bed. She was now horny and angry, she was gonna relax one way or another.
>She straddled him, loving the utter fear in his eyes. "So you like breaking into women's rooms and trying on their underwear?" She was so close to him that she could feel him wince at every word.
>She also realised as she eyed him up that if he wasn't so scared he could probably take her. Typical Australian fitness. It was at that moment she felt the 'lump' prodding her arse.
>Lifting off his lap she saw this guy was packing some serious power. If it wasn't for the fact she was angry she would have just fucked him but she loved being in control and here was a sub to play with.
>Giggling to herself she knelt down in front of him and forced his legs open. She was surprised he had managed to fit. His cock, though not fully hard yet, was tucked down and she could make out the outline of his cock head.

>She reached out to gently touch it, feeling his eyes staring down at her. He couldn't help but flinch as her hot fingers ran around his quickly hardening dick. A wet spot had started to form from all the precum.
>Feeling emboldened by the monster in front of her she decided to go for it. Maintaining eye contact she leaned down and kissed the wet spot. Such a strong salty taste caused her to lick the full length up to the waistband.
>He threw his head back in utter delight as his dream came true. This was quickly ended when he felt a sharp pain. Sophia had got as much of his cock & balls as she could and was squeezing hard.
>He could feel her nails through the fabric digging into his testes as she leaned down and licked his nipple. She was still in control here. He was still the pathetic worm who had snuck into her room. He was the one wearing the panties.
>Sophia let go; "You know when I drive I like to feel, how do you say... Close to the car?" she started undoing her shorts. "I like to feel the vibrations from the kerb directly." She popped the button open. "So sometimes I don't wear any underwear"
>Sophia let go of her team shorts and let them fall to her feet. The Aussie could hardly believe it, he was staring right at her perfect cunt. Slightly trimmed and he could see it glistening, she was wet. "Let's see how close I can get to you."
>Without warning she straddled him again, this time his dick and her sex separate by that thin piece of fabric. She started to grind on him, rubbing all the way along his significant length.
>She loved the feeling of his now fully hard cock head trying desperately to slip inside her. It was straining so hard now that she was certain it was going to burst through and impale her.
>The sensation was starting to boil inside her, she was getting close, so was he. She ripped open her shirt, buttons scattering around the room. He immediately latched on to a nipple and sucked as if his life depended on it.

>That was what she needed as she started to push harder down. Finally the her minded bubbled over and she let out a series of long deep throated grunts. The feelings from the race washed out of her as she came, hard.
>This clearly proved to much for the Aussie who was starting to feel pain from the tightness restricting him. He cut loose and let out what felt like a quart of fertile seed into the crotch of the nubile driver. Feeling light headed he flopped back.
>Sophia rolled over next to her impromptu lover. The mixture of their cum had caused the white panties to become see through. The vains pulsing and the deep purple prick was burned into her memory.
>Picking up her phone she texted her teammate: 'Feel a bit Ill, gonna skip dinner'. She reached for the abandoned dildo and a small bottle of lube in her bag. With an evil grin she realised this was gonna be a long night.

I hope you appreciate how annoying it is to phone post this. I still love you Australia. My down under pervert.(。・ω・。)

YOLO

Holy shit mate to be quite honest

I could smell your virginity all the way from Sup Forums

How could they possibly make it through the castle section on the first lap of the race? Looks like a big one waiting to happen.

I appreciate everything you do

he deserves the most love. He is a great poster. I'd write about goalkeeper bro but he might end up drunk posting it to Mana.

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>I hope you appreciate

t-thanks m-mate

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Why the fuck did you have to write that down in such a detailed way? Seriously why..

I.. I.. I don't know what to say..

femdom is shit-tier
still, well done

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Exactly this image.

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because that is the kinda fanfics I read. also it's so much more juicy that way. You can really start to imagine the lewd squelching as their cum mixed and she rubbed it all over her pussycat lips.

Also I haven't been able to watch porn on a big screen for a few weeks now and I bought a Tenga toy online. I'm in need of a good release.

>people out their genuinely think /F1/ is not the best general

yukari an cute!

>out their

M8 I'm a 34 year old pervert who likes fisting, squirting, fucking machines and piss, and even I can't imagine the level that you're on.

Wew

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I came insane buckets to this. Thank me later

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The amount of cock detail makes me think he might be slightly gay for Australia

>implying you don't want my big shrimp on your barbie

SOOOO what are you getting drunk on?

I'm on my ususal dirt cheap 54% Montajo rum. I know it's super shit but it helps me to sleep.

>ywn write an erotic story on 4chins and garner 36 (you)s

well if you do it now people will call you a copycat

With only three posts WAGfag you have managed to utterly derail this thread. Good job.

Uncomfortably erect.

>tfw we have a preseason "friendly" against Lancaster

I might need your big strong shrimp to bash these ruffians. They have a serious inferiority complex and get violent when they play us.

Some cheap €4 supermarket wine.

>implying she doesn't love it and rubs one out to sending her true fans private videos

Montajo rum is like 7 euros for a 0,7L 54% bottle in the Edeka store.
If you're just aiming to get wasted, this is the most bang for the buck.
The first few sips burn like shit, though.

she is so old

We're all fapping to floerschqt now.

is she underage?

Yes. 16.

Anyone watch Spanish F4 this weekend? This crash was some serious wew

She was when Sup Forumstards first got their dicks wet about her. Iirc she's 17 or 18 now.

never knew Spain is a fucking desert

1 December 2000

t. google

she's still 16

Legal in Germany. Wakarimasen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Motorland Aragon, designed by Hermann Tilke (which is why it's in a desert). Actually a really good circuit, a lot of nice elevation change.

fuggin pedo

how is he a pedo if shes legal?

Not pedo if it's legal

I fucked a 19 year old girl when I was 14 and we joked about her being a pedo all the fucking time.
Didn't hurt me at all..

was da pusy tite?