You're now American. What is the first thing you do?

You're now American. What is the first thing you do?

Get shot

Get on my scooter and mass murder local school or a church until diabetes get to me.

i wear pants with elastic so I don't have the problem on the right.

get an american white scum trailer park GF

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I hope that's not how you envision them

by citizenship only or location too?

Go to LA and get the career I want.

buy guns

SHART
IN
MART

Start shooting my fellow Amerilards.

Wtf is American dressing?

It's hamburger dressing. Dunno about that one, but here, hamburger dressing is basically a chunkier and less sour thousand island dressing with dill. It's really good, but I was surprised you don't actually have anything you call hamburger dressing.

I will probably by a car and a rifle

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>I was surprised you don't actually have anything you call hamburger dressing.

Because there are tons of different ways of making burgers. One dressing is not enough.

It's made of mushed yanks.

Deport a mecsican

That is actually what In-n-Out puts on their burgers

learn how to made this by myself and live alone