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Please make more trades - edition

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Reminder that instead of some plug possibly 10 minutes a game tier player I'm 2022 the Minnesota Wild got Martin Hanzal.
Who really won the draft?

You're a (fag/based brazilian)

canucks won the draft

tsn.ca/wild-owner-i-wish-we-hadn-t-traded-for-hanzal-1.755283
JUST

too bad its a shit draft class

What a shitty thing for an owner to say. How the fuck did this dipshit get rich?

you're not going to bring me down today my friend

in minnesota? probably running a massive child sex ring

The leaf is right this time

tfw fleeced chicago

Telemarketing and selling meme footwear like toe-shoes

>regular season player for a regular season team

Saad is a better playoff performer tbdesu

Praise KEKäläinen

>"regular season player"

>playoff performer

>go to grocery store
>75% of the males in the place wearing back to back shirts

Feels good /hoc/

Bet all the ladies love that

Seeing Pongs, Shorks and Leafs caps and t-shirts being worn around town lately
Was at a concert earlier, stood next to a guy wearing a Leafs cap; based lad

Got the eyes from the cashier grill tbqdesu

Who /cfl/ here?

Washington
Pittsburgh
Philadelphia

Tampa Bay
Boston
Buffalo

Florida
Carolina

>fatcollide
nope

Are the blue bombers elite?

>mfw we drafted Jonathan Toews 2.0

Toews by himself is useless

No you didn't, now shut up

HOLY FUCK THE CANUCKS ARE LEGITIMATE THIS IS NO LONGER A DRILL

>Pettersson (filthy mitts, once he gets a bit bigger will be the steal of the draft, if you don't rate him you don't know hockey)

>Kole Lind (87 (EIGHTY SEVEN) points in 70 games in the WHL

>Michael DiPietro (Memorial cup winning tendy for Windsor, insanity numbers including only giving up 4 goals in his last 8 games)

>Gadjovich (Literal manchild tank. 6'2 210lbs, not afraid to crash and bang, 74 points in 60 games for Owen Sound in the OHL)

Add that to
>Future Selke winner Bo Horvat
>Elite sniper Brock Boeser
>Future Sedin twins Dahlen (with his Timra teammate Pettersson)
>ELITE BINLAND DEFENSE in Juolevi
>5th round pick in 2015 Adam Gaudette potting 52 points in 37 games in college
>#1 goalie prospect in the entire NHL Thatcher Demko
>Baertschi and Granlund, who we FLEEECEEED from Calgary
>Top draft pick next year Dahlin/Svechnikov/Veleno/Tkachuk

Might as well hop on the Canucks bandwagon, all shitposting aside this team is downright dangerous in a few years, how the FUCK has Jim Benning taken a team with absolutely no prospects to a future contender? I'm absolutely shaking... the future is now fellow Canuckfriends

>Flylels finally luck out into a top pick
>shittiest draft 20 years
>Patrick's ceiling is a solid 2C

My sides

Only time will tell

And we got Ratcliffe. Once he fills out and gets swole he's gonna be potting 25 a year

wow ur butt is hurt lmao

How come no player has been as dominant as Wayne Gretzky was?

Maybe, but he's right though.

Harder for the league to rig situations like Gretzky's nowadays

Toews isnt always injured

>oilels fans still mad about getting fleeced by Garth Snow

>Gretzky
>dominant

Didnt he only have 4 Stan Lees?

Lemieux was just as dominant as Gretzky, he just had injury problems. Look at his PPG early in his career against Gretzky's.

>mfw the rangers traded for an openly racist and homophobic xenophobe

Messier and Finland babby

Crosby desu
players are generally a lot better today than during Gretzkys era
You could put literally anyone beside Crosby and they'd start producing
Watch Yakupov produce 70+ points all of a sudden if paired with Crosby

Too bad they can't develop talent

pretty envious of Dahlen and Pettersson to be quite honest with you

>tfw the YEARS of forced social conditioning that was required to make that guy the way he is
Spooky stuff

>Senetards fan unironically trying to convince me Eriksson is a better d-man than Lidstrom was

Aren't you Leafs supposed to live by this sport?

How can one city be so retarded?

>It was a man-to-man conversation. There was no bull****,” Dorion said. “When we talked to him, I explained to him: ‘I said it’s not that you’re the fourth-best defenceman on this team, Dion. It’s we want to try to keep our top four in-tact. A big part of our success is because of our top four last year

Phaneuf is a fucking moron.

Nico Hischier is the new _______

Why are the Snes such a mess?

Everyone the Jets selected this year have meme names?
Who has the fucking first name "Croix"?

>Canucks
>drafted a 5'6" Finnish manlet bust
>we probably have another Finn or something too, too angry to search up

F-FUCK!!! AND IT WAS GOING SO WELL FOR US TOO!!! WHAT DID I EVER PERSONALLY DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!

Backstrom

>snes
>5 draft picks
>not a single player has their own wikipedia page
What the fuck snes

Ottawa couldn't sell out a conference final game, what do you expect?

You guys can be down there with us at the bottom of the league. It's a nice place, at least we will win the lottery a couple times.

Without memeing, how many points will McDavid get next season? I'm guessing 110 at least.

81

>Bruce Garrioch @SunGarrioch
>Dorion said he should get A-plus for trying to make a trade today. #Sens
Ok I am 100% convinced Dorion has Down's Syndrome or some other retardation.

69

Gaudreau == McDavid
Monahan > Draisaitl
Thachuk > Puljujarvi
Bennet > RNH
Frolik > Pouliot
Versteeg > Letestu
Brouwer > Maroon
Ferland > Kassian
Stajan > Khaira
Brodie > Klefbom
Giordano > Sekera
Hamilton > Larsson
Hamonic > Benning
Wideman > Gryba
Jokipakka = Nurse

How can Edmonton even compete?

Christ that's embarrassing.

>kippers lusting this hard after some finnish manlet

STOP POSTING THIS, I CAN'T HELP BUT BE TRIGGERED BY IT

...

Does he get bullied by other GMs?

>lusting

I would kill every single Finn if I could. With my bare hands.

Starting with you.

>Gaudreau = McDavid
>Monahan > Draisaitl
>Ferland > Kassian
>Brodie > Klefbom
>Hamilton > Larsson
Every fucking time

Don't sin
On a fin

Fuck off

...

Why? They haven't played a single game in the Swedish 1st tier league. I want to see them there before I would scream of joy.

Do you think Swedes will start cheering for the Canucks with the influx of Swedes?

We had the Sedins for years, but Sweden never really embraced them.

105ish

Swedes are hardcore bandwagoners so unless the Canucks start winning...no.

Dead thread shit sport close /hoc/ for good

It's Saturday night during the off season you mong

>Muh traffic

Any Vanfags around? Tomorrow is free bike day. We can go ride the seawall and talk about the shitty Finn picks.

We're taking Tag Bertuzzi next year

I'm in, what's your address?

I present the worst pick of the draft

I'll be on my mobi going up and down the seawall at around 10, otherwise it gets too spicy when the sun is fully up.

Reminder traps are gay

>buffalel
>ever
No

6'2" 165 lanklet is the worst pick

>How the fuck did this dipshit get rich?

By knowing a shitty deal when he sees one

Why the fuck do all the front office from Pittsburgh eventually end up in Buffalel?

I hope McAutist and Hitler put the coilers in cap hell. That garbage organization and their fans don't deserve to have a good team.

>tfw the Canucks will be shit for the next decade

Rude

>pens trade for reaves
>pens fanbase of gms on twitter start calling for rutherfords head
>acting like they just traded away a generational talent in sundqvist
>flipping out about trading away their 31st in a crapshoot draft

Personally I love the trade. Reaves is a legit tough guy that can actually play. He's also deceptively fast as fuck. God damn twitter was a magical place last night.

I really hope somebody offer sheets McMeme next offseason when his ELC expires so the Oilers either lose him or go to cap hell a few years early

reaves is a good player but i'm 100% he could have been had for much less. even a first is way too much to pay up for him

Anyone who offer sheets McMeme instantly alienates the majority of other GMs.

I'd rather go for another nigger in the central at that price

Chris Stewart

Yeap
You're basically never doing business again if you pull that shit

McMeme won't reach August without an extension

>No isles
>No hurricanes
>No leafs