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look at me!
i am a little British lad
and I use a u for color
i say zed instead of zee
u see I do so because I speak ideologically

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Just came back from a football sesh with the lads

British "English", everyone

>LAST CHANCE
Is that a threat?

>ywn go on a raid, rape a yank lass, then burn the town down and sail away

You're at the store buying a cold refreshing drink to deal with heat when this young good-mannered british boy has his purchase refused and is chased out of the store by the rude and truly cruel paki clerk
what do you do?

need to lose a stone by morning lads

Good morning.

choon

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Do a poo lad

been sick like 3 days now

had enough x

DAILY REMINDER ALL THAT MATTERS IS FACE, HEIGHT AND FRAME

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then why speak of such things? are you just weird then

western europeans cannot cook anymore.

looking at sue to try and make myself more straight again

>rape a yank lass,
would have very likely been a brit desu

just put some chicken in the oven

FOYs

yes

Tourettes is fashionable

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hows the embargo going lad?

kind of want a jap gf but it's a bit weird and autistic and the kids always turn out like elliot rodger
what do

mornin
whats on the agenda then

at 2am?

what is there in fruit you can't get from vegetables?

Supreme gent

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A fucking brit talking about coffee, food and taste for that matter. The miserable people that gave you starbucks, giant iced coffees and that eat meat with jelly for breakfast. Hitting my ass on the floor repeatedly while I howl right now.

obsessed with Alicia
need help

Life is really grim for the working/underclasses

you wont be able to communicate with them they dont speak english. so its not realistic

I'm not a nutritionist

grab all the tubs of sweets and do a poo on the floor

hmm this lass looks rather familiar

Fructose

can't stand yanks

anime

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he was a good lad i saw that 'sode

>starbucks, giant iced coffees and that eat meat with jelly for breakfast.
everything you just mentioned is yanks you nonce brainlet

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Can't wait to shout things at President Fart if he turns up in the next couple of weeks

idk but it's good to get a balance

umm..that would be a 'no', sweaty

ask beavis I get nothing butthead

Check it, my weed smoke is my lye
A ki of coke is supply
When I'm lifted, I'm high
With new clothes on, I'm fly
Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
Money is chips, movies is flicks
Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones
Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones
A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox
Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cop
And if you got rubbed, you got stuck
You got shot, you got bucked
And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked
Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke
A kite is a note, a con is a okey doke
And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed
To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'm a never stop speakin' it

answer my question you spastic
do you think hes fit

shan't read this nonsense

tell me about it mate
need to do a 'cide but struggling to find a pair of bollocks

ahh yes the world renowned algerian cuisine

literally what do you mongs even eat

welcome to class struggle

always crack a smile at that, his lyricism was ridiculous. King of punchlines no doubt.

the life goal is to give a TED talk

positively HOWLING at his latest twitter escapade
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who?

Are Finns humans or aliens?

This photograph makes me uneasy

That's because you've been raised middle-class. You're not walking around feeling sad because you aren't a rotschild. What's really grim is downgrading. Have been downgraded to working class briefly when I was a student because I didn't want to ask my parents for help. Feels bad man. But makes you class conscious and gives you depth.

Probably goats and camel bollocks

they've been worthless drivel for at least 7 years honestly

him
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the way the DJ's snigger at his lines always gets a chuckle out of me

In January 2016 Baumgartner provoked a stir of critical news coverage in his home country after posting several critical remarks against refugees and recommending the Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán for the Nobel Peace Prize.[49]

Later on, Baumgartner endorsed the presidential candidate of the right-wing populist Freedom Party of Austria, Norbert Hofer.[50]

On 13 July 2016 Facebook deleted his fan page of 1.5 million fans.

Mediterranean food that is vastly superior to our slop you uncultured swine

>yanks
Another grim british invention

The infernal frolic of life doesn't reside in my sperm anymore.
It tastes like two meat aspirins.
It's the sound of one car crashing.
It's the drum with the blood on it

It's the sense of drama that occurs during those rare moments when one becomes conscious of the absurdity their lives represent.

finnish gf when
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was in john lewis the other day and there was a basketball brit behind the counter

probably about 18 years old in a smart suit and acting polite. is this the power of middle class shopping?

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The raw unedited radio version is the GOAT, fuck the studio version

hmmm Good post

Window closed get cooked alive
Window open baby seagulls crying all night
Bit of a dilemma

>guy thinks I'm an actual pakistani
Shan't even answer T.bh

fuck me didn't realise there was an algerian living in britain too

you manage to get here legally or get here by stowing away in a lorry from france?

Any African Brits ive met were polite and good lads

need to marry a cute daughter of a criminal

the yank creature was formed by edgy contrarians trying to their hardest not to be British

Mad that this is a bloke's arse

blacks are pretty well integrated over here, especially the nigerian immigrant types. very hard working, loads at my uni

Christ alive imagine being good looking

Life would actually be interesting and worth living

girl on the unicycle is the goal wife
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shan't be confusing my willy by opening this sorry

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the other ones don't venture into situations to meet Irish lads

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see what you think of this

Not if you're still hopelessly autistic

wonder if we'll all be androgynous in the future

the first generation ones are but dunno where the fuck you live if you think second generation+ blacks in the UK are 'polite' and 'integrated'

must be cloud cuckoo land

>tfw a Beautiful One

you aren't algerian?

Impossible to be autistic when good looking unless it's actual autism

what do you mean by this?

telling a cuck on dpt to khs

Reminiscent of East Coast 90s with the beat

I like it

that twitter girl probably has about 50 stalkers on twitter in addition to us

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yeah the beat is what i like most about it

Often I don't watch the videos because when I see them all acting like spastics and dressed like twats, it puts me off a bit

this west midlands CUNT is so unsure of himself he cant admit that an objectively handome bloke is attractive

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Yeah I prefer just a picture. Some videos from the 90s were cheesey as fuck but still nice:

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