look at me!
i am a little British lad
and I use a u for color
i say zed instead of zee
u see I do so because I speak ideologically
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look at me!
i am a little British lad
and I use a u for color
i say zed instead of zee
u see I do so because I speak ideologically
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chebs
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Just came back from a football sesh with the lads
British "English", everyone
>LAST CHANCE
Is that a threat?
>ywn go on a raid, rape a yank lass, then burn the town down and sail away
You're at the store buying a cold refreshing drink to deal with heat when this young good-mannered british boy has his purchase refused and is chased out of the store by the rude and truly cruel paki clerk
what do you do?
need to lose a stone by morning lads
Good morning.
choon
Do a poo lad
been sick like 3 days now
had enough x
DAILY REMINDER ALL THAT MATTERS IS FACE, HEIGHT AND FRAME
then why speak of such things? are you just weird then
western europeans cannot cook anymore.
looking at sue to try and make myself more straight again
>rape a yank lass,
would have very likely been a brit desu
just put some chicken in the oven
FOYs
yes
Tourettes is fashionable
hows the embargo going lad?
kind of want a jap gf but it's a bit weird and autistic and the kids always turn out like elliot rodger
what do
mornin
whats on the agenda then
at 2am?
what is there in fruit you can't get from vegetables?
Supreme gent
A fucking brit talking about coffee, food and taste for that matter. The miserable people that gave you starbucks, giant iced coffees and that eat meat with jelly for breakfast. Hitting my ass on the floor repeatedly while I howl right now.
obsessed with Alicia
need help
Life is really grim for the working/underclasses
you wont be able to communicate with them they dont speak english. so its not realistic
I'm not a nutritionist
grab all the tubs of sweets and do a poo on the floor
hmm this lass looks rather familiar
Fructose
can't stand yanks
anime
he was a good lad i saw that 'sode
>starbucks, giant iced coffees and that eat meat with jelly for breakfast.
everything you just mentioned is yanks you nonce brainlet
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Can't wait to shout things at President Fart if he turns up in the next couple of weeks
idk but it's good to get a balance
umm..that would be a 'no', sweaty
ask beavis I get nothing butthead
Check it, my weed smoke is my lye
A ki of coke is supply
When I'm lifted, I'm high
With new clothes on, I'm fly
Cars is whips and sneakers is kicks
Money is chips, movies is flicks
Also, cribs is homes, jacks is pay phones
Cocaine is nose candy, cigarettes is bones
A radio is a box, a razor blade is a ox
Fat diamonds is rocks and jakes is cop
And if you got rubbed, you got stuck
You got shot, you got bucked
And if you got double-crossed, you got fucked
Your bankroll is your poke, a choke hold is a yoke
A kite is a note, a con is a okey doke
And if you got punched that mean you got snuffed
To clean is to buff, a bull scare is a strong bluff
I know you like the way I'm freakin' it
I talk with slang and I'm a never stop speakin' it
answer my question you spastic
do you think hes fit
shan't read this nonsense
tell me about it mate
need to do a 'cide but struggling to find a pair of bollocks
ahh yes the world renowned algerian cuisine
literally what do you mongs even eat
welcome to class struggle
always crack a smile at that, his lyricism was ridiculous. King of punchlines no doubt.
the life goal is to give a TED talk
positively HOWLING at his latest twitter escapade
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who?
Are Finns humans or aliens?
This photograph makes me uneasy
That's because you've been raised middle-class. You're not walking around feeling sad because you aren't a rotschild. What's really grim is downgrading. Have been downgraded to working class briefly when I was a student because I didn't want to ask my parents for help. Feels bad man. But makes you class conscious and gives you depth.
Probably goats and camel bollocks
they've been worthless drivel for at least 7 years honestly
the way the DJ's snigger at his lines always gets a chuckle out of me
In January 2016 Baumgartner provoked a stir of critical news coverage in his home country after posting several critical remarks against refugees and recommending the Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán for the Nobel Peace Prize.[49]
Later on, Baumgartner endorsed the presidential candidate of the right-wing populist Freedom Party of Austria, Norbert Hofer.[50]
On 13 July 2016 Facebook deleted his fan page of 1.5 million fans.
Mediterranean food that is vastly superior to our slop you uncultured swine
>yanks
Another grim british invention
The infernal frolic of life doesn't reside in my sperm anymore.
It tastes like two meat aspirins.
It's the sound of one car crashing.
It's the drum with the blood on it
It's the sense of drama that occurs during those rare moments when one becomes conscious of the absurdity their lives represent.
finnish gf when
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was in john lewis the other day and there was a basketball brit behind the counter
probably about 18 years old in a smart suit and acting polite. is this the power of middle class shopping?
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The raw unedited radio version is the GOAT, fuck the studio version
hmmm Good post
Window closed get cooked alive
Window open baby seagulls crying all night
Bit of a dilemma
>guy thinks I'm an actual pakistani
Shan't even answer T.bh
fuck me didn't realise there was an algerian living in britain too
you manage to get here legally or get here by stowing away in a lorry from france?
Any African Brits ive met were polite and good lads
need to marry a cute daughter of a criminal
the yank creature was formed by edgy contrarians trying to their hardest not to be British
Mad that this is a bloke's arse
blacks are pretty well integrated over here, especially the nigerian immigrant types. very hard working, loads at my uni
Christ alive imagine being good looking
Life would actually be interesting and worth living
girl on the unicycle is the goal wife
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shan't be confusing my willy by opening this sorry
the other ones don't venture into situations to meet Irish lads
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see what you think of this
Not if you're still hopelessly autistic
wonder if we'll all be androgynous in the future
the first generation ones are but dunno where the fuck you live if you think second generation+ blacks in the UK are 'polite' and 'integrated'
must be cloud cuckoo land
>tfw a Beautiful One
you aren't algerian?
Impossible to be autistic when good looking unless it's actual autism
what do you mean by this?
telling a cuck on dpt to khs
Reminiscent of East Coast 90s with the beat
I like it
that twitter girl probably has about 50 stalkers on twitter in addition to us
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yeah the beat is what i like most about it
Often I don't watch the videos because when I see them all acting like spastics and dressed like twats, it puts me off a bit
this west midlands CUNT is so unsure of himself he cant admit that an objectively handome bloke is attractive
Yeah I prefer just a picture. Some videos from the 90s were cheesey as fuck but still nice: