Lifeguard blows the whistle signify the end of adult swim

>lifeguard blows the whistle signify the end of adult swim
>see some old fat guy floating in the middle of the deep end

>lifeguard has a fat ass
>jack off to it under water

>squirt the qt lifeguard with a super soaker to get her tits wet
>you don't get in trouble cause your 11

>Girl admires you boogie boarding
>Try to pull a sick move
>swim trunks pull down to ankles

>go to beach when I was 13
>go exploring to rocky side of the beach with friend
>catch a couple naked, probably fucking
>ask them where their swim trunks are
>they tell us they got dirty with ketchup so they're drying
>10 minutes after we go back we see them walking down the shore back toward the hotels all ashamed

>pee in my wet bathing suit on the beach
>no one can tell I just pissed myself

>pee in the pool
>feeling the sweet release of urine flow out of me
>realize they used the chemical detector that turns the color purple around someone pissing
>immediately point to the girl two feet away, yell and start swimming away furiously
got em

>lap swim over
>adults pretend not to hear you and do flip turns so they can keep swimming laps

>tfw swim out and poop in the ocean

good thread
keep going

>dig a big hole in the sand
>about 1 meter in diameter and so deep that the bottom is filling with water
>grab some vanilla ice cream and orange juice at the bar
>when I come back the lifeguards are wondering about what they should do with that hole
>leave and go for a swim

>build a towel fort in the kayak rack
>grab a bunch of ice cream and candy from bar with the rich kids dad's tab
>dig a trench from ocean to try and make a moat
>no girls allowed

terrible thread
please stop

>Finns jealous they can't swim in their frozen wasteland

That pepe is god-tier. fucking saved!

Sure is Summer in here

Fuck off fag

>I'm spending my time online with 12 year olds

Samefaggot

Kill yourself

>t. Flyover cuck with no beach

>12 at the swimming pool at the local park
>lifeguard is some girl with huge tits
>squint my eyes for visibility and jack off underwater

>water is pretty cold
>everyone is easing in the water
>splash random people who are dry