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WHY IS SPIDEY 5 FOOT TALL

This looks worse than Final Fantasy cutscenes.

>literally laughing all the way to the bank

Avengers 3 could be the cast sitting around watching two dogs fuck and it'd break 500 million, easily.

manlets never learn

he is a small guy

That's the sad part. They pour a billion into marketing making their movies too big to fail.

such a bland location in a way.
All that gray.
All those squares.
All that foggy dulled tint.

Before watching the film I thought they were really fighting in Atlanta (where the film was shoot) than in Germany where the film sets it.

Still the most saddest scenario for a fight, Is just open light and feels nothing

AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH

>$250mil reported budget (who knows if it's the real one)
>fuckton on money spent on marketing
>this is the result
It's like they're not even trying anymore.

I wonder where the money actually goes. It sure as hell isn't production values.

Because Robert Downey Jr. didn't want to act alongside Asa Butterfield

>sitting around watching two dogs fuck and it'd break 500 million
As long as there are funneh jokes I would up up up up upvote gangnam style like Psy xD

Is Marvel the CoD of blockbusters?

UNDEROOS

Dr Pavel, I'm floating

Why does this get so much hate? Is it just because 'huurr Marvel'?

Because it's a bad movie that critics liked because they eat shit.

Top kek

Because it's shit. Taking in production+marketing, this movie's budget is probably 3 times higher than that of Ang Lee's Hulk yet it's 5 times shittier.

What's bad about it specifically? Curious as I thought it was pretty great..

JARVIS, delete all US government files on refugees from Africa.

JARVIS, block all racist, abusive cowards from my twitter account.

havin' a laff here

>What's bad about it specifically? Curious as I thought it was pretty great..

Why are these bots getting shittier somehow yet capable of passing captchas?

This is where he

>makes
>epic
>list
>that
>goes
>into
>zero
>detail
>orange
>table
>shovel

>tfw was almost willing to forgive every garbage shitstain he was in when he made Miles Ahead
>then he goes ahead and did this

>green screen airport

Why are they having a super hero battle on an airport?

Because cap needed a plane or some shit

Because they tried really hard to come up with the most boring setting and a CGI airport in the middle of a grey day was the best they could come up with.

Marvel btfo

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Marvel climax battle
>isolated gray environment
>no civilians involved even though that's the crux of the dissent
>each character is making jokes while fighting, everyone having a good time
>only person who gets injured is the guy with five minutes of screentime in the movie
>soundtrack is completely forgettable

DC climax battle
>scale is tremendous, going through the entire of a major metropolis and even into space
>thousands of civilians die
>shot with focus on kinetic movement and high-impact destruction
>villain and hero have had parallels throughout the movie and are both dark mirror versions of eachother
>musical score is fantastic

Gotham is so fucking good. Even their Not-Joker and Not-Harley is kino.

HHHNNNNGGGGG

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I really, really, really want to see a porn like this.

Cute!

What went so horribly wrong Sup Forums?

Please post some kino Cat shots while you are at it

battle vs Doomsday and final battle in SS are both in a city, both involve light in sky.

civilians die in both.

don't think Cap and Stark were too happy killing each other, also just realized right now you're memeing hardcore but I'll keep going

literally no one has died in either universe, at least no one of importance.

both scores are completely and utterly forgettable, though the best ones come from Winter Soldier.

>HHHNNNNGGGGG
kill yourself reddit.

Retarded plot, undwerwhelming climax, characters that have become the parody of themselves and really dull cinematography.
The only scene I remember from the whole movie is how winter soldier and the flying negro smile after cap makes out with the niece of his first love.

he's in highschool

Literally to RDJ because his character is the only one the normies really like

Kill yourself reddit

Are you posting pedo shit so the mods have an excuse to earn whatever the Mouse pays them and delete this thread?

Are all pedobots Disney employees actually?

He got like 50 million for it, right? That's absolutely insane. I also know that ScarJo gets a couple of millions to look fat on camera aswell. Not to mention the other stars. That's 100 million just for the shitty actors.

>posting pictures of an actress is now "pedoshit"
And you accused me of being Reddit lel

calm down, she's legal

It looks like a power ranger fight scene

AHHH NO!! CUTE GIRLS TRIGGER ME ARGGHH!!

>tfw someone had the job to tie her up and tape her mouth shut
I bet she enjoyed it too

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Do you know whose fault is this? WB and Snyder. If their DCEU wasn't dark-filtered pretentious marlel copy, but actually superior universe like DC itself, Disney would be forced to improve the quality of their movies. But since DCEU can't compete Marlel can continue to make generic awful-looking flicks.

it should haev been in tokyo

shes 16

This piece of shit costed more than some countries defense budget. Let's think about it for a second, the Mouse could have taken the 250M plus overbudget plus 150M in marketing, hire mercenaries and conquer fucking Nicaragua or some shithole country like that.

India sent a satellite to Mars for less money than that. That's the power of that amount of money, and OP's pic is what it got spent

Legal in my country

14 in that pic

If that's 14 with those breasts, then I'm Walt fucking Disney.

I love this webm

who is the girl to the left

>b-b-but DC

Like cuckwork. We have eyes mate, we know the critics are bought and that you are a shill. DCEU is already far superior than this turd, still awful but not THIS awful

she might have been 15 or close to turning 15, but she is 14 in this

i really want to save this image, but i don't want to get v& by theresa may

>britcucks
I pity you

>audience score lower than fucking antman's
>i-its because of critics our movie is considered shit literally by everyone!

>still awful
Hello there! Hey Mickey! Howdy! How are ya doing? Heyo there! Hellooooo!

holy mother of god

Dang is this the worst picture of Natty in existence?

I don't even use vpn or proxy I think you are cool, I live in scandinavia though

Yeah it was a stupid ridiculous movie. But critics and audiences ate it up regardless

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The masses think whatever the critics tell them to think.

DC tv is much different than DC movies though, actually Marvel TV is much different than Marvel movies as well.

DC tv has no problem being campy or humorous, like Marvel movies, Marvel TV seems to have a darker tone, like DC movies.

>You are shill!
>NO U
>SHILLS ARE EVERYWHERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Based Michael Bay saving blockbusters from cucks.

>caption

he is so based, 13 hours was really good

This can't be right. Look at her breast. She's equipped for breeding.

She loves the push up bra though. A good bra and some makeup can make even a flat girl have cleavage.

Only Sup Forums tards care about cuckritics. Normies don't give a fuck about them. Look at New Ghostbusters cuckritcs score and audience score. Or transformers.

lol the salty DCucks.

Always "but they're bought" or "you're a shill" anything so that you don't have to live in the reality where DC is horrible fucking shit.

yes, I don't really care about tits or as though, she would look better if she lost 20lbs

youtube.com/watch?v=bX8fsv3qRbA
this is a 10/10 body for me

I know this thread gets spammed once in a while but still..

How did that pass through?

What were they thinking?

Where did the budget go?

This thread is about marlel being embarrasingly bad though

too skinny, may as well fuck a deck chair

black panther? more like the grey panther

w-what does that stand for?

>yes, I don't really care about tits or as though
She's not flat, she's just not as big as the bras lead you to believe. She does have a nice rack though.

>she would look better if she lost 20lbs
Yeah, she likes In & Out and other fast food joints. Not good for someone with her frame. Her middle sister definitely has the better frame, but the large jaw seems to run in the family. As the mother and all 3 kids have it.

PERO PERORIN PERO PERO PERO

No, it seems to be about salty DC. As most DC threads are, in fact most Marvel threads turn into salty DC threads too. The DCucks just can't stand constantly losing.

Normal studios I'd say it's all a ploy to scam the investors: since they get paid with net profits, the higher the budget the less they get paid. In the budget you can subhire your own companies and pay yourself with the investor's money.

But Marvel is one of the few cases in which they actually went overbudget in their movies. I really don't know what the fuck they are doing

But you are the only one talking about DC

Are we supposed to side with DC on this?

Unless you're attracted to men, yes.

Funny thing is, but marlel bitches is way superior. Gal is meh, Amy is old. Only Mera is top tier. While marlel is full ok and good gals.

MWWWWAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA marvelcucks literally getting BTFO ITT. pic related.

Just like BvS' massive marketing, right?

A nonsensically abandoned airport was all they could come up with**

It's really not that hard
Not even a comicfag but they really went out of their way to make the source material seem shitty as fuck.

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