"If I die, delete my browser history."

"If I die, delete my browser history."

Lines that made you want to murder the scriptwriters

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It was a good line, better than anything that came out of Will Smith's stupid face

>not deleting browser history after every fap

It was such a fucking meme, cringe line, completely shattered my immersion

I liked Ike Barinhotlz fro Mad tv so I gave him a pass

Wilhelm scream is the ultimate immersion shatter-er

Dr. Pavel I am CIA

Happens when the helicopter hits the concrete.

Can't believe Ayer let this fly.

It was a good line a decade ago, before everyone and their mum knew what private browsing was.

>Why don't you "white people" her grades?
What did Will Smith mean by this? Did he imply that white people get better grades because they're smarter or because they're corrupt?

>>not fapping in incognito mode

No one is getting on my PC but me. Nothing s worse than forgetting what porn you really really liked.

why would you let anyone else use your computer?

He meant how rich white people just pay the school more money when their kid is failing in a fancy college. The character is a racist killer who just lumps all white people into one rich-people-group.

But you just said it crashed.

>if i die, clean sweep, magnet, destroy, acid, and scatter my hdd

>look at me!!!I'm just like Spielberg!!!! My action movies are fun!!!

Worst fucking meme ever. Kys

Hard to say.

>the wifi password! We're not savages
HAHAHA xD upboat

man mark wahlberg is looking like shit

JUST

I think the point is that he's a creepy thug who shamelessly advertises his perversion to strangers.

>mfw leaving my computer unlocked 24/7 while running my Plex server instead of hitting Windows+L before walking out the door
Meh, the only porn I watch is on anyway. I'm just assuming they'll dismiss all Sup Forums links as EVIL RACIST BIGOTRY

The line was used in many other movies.

It's also in Final Destination 2

>not having 2 browsers installed on your PC and everytime someone else wants to use your computer you simply open the other browser

In 2013 American Dad's Lost in Space episode had a dying Sinbad tell Jeff to "Delete my browser history". While the joke is older than that, assuming the script written in 2011 or even 2010 (Fox is notorious in having its animated Sunday night lineup in backlog due to sports preemption), it's the last known instance where the joke is funny. And really it's only funny because of the context.

i've developed the habit of exclusively browsing the internet in incognito mode
not very efficient, i could just set it up so it deletes all cookies and history on browser exit and ignore incognito altogether

>/gif/

Just went there, what the FUCK is with all the actual cuckold threads?

Why are Sup Forums posters so pathetic

I started posting in 2006 but this fucking cuckposting shit makes me want to leave forever

Why would I use private browsing if live alone?

In case you die suddenly or someone unexpectedly comes by and borrows the computer? Literally no reason not to use it. If you want to remember a particular video just write it down or save the link.

at least half of Sup Forums are reddit, and there is a vast amount of completely normal people browsing the boards too, surely you've noticed that in tv
long gone are the days of the autist rule

>If you want to remember a particular video just write it down or save the link.

That sounds like a hassle. I don't evaluate at the time whether I'll ever want to look at something again and so having a browsing history is much more efficient.

If someone comes round they use a different device and if I die then I'm not bothered about my relatives knowing I jerked off to jailbait eight billion times.

>not private browsing at all times and opening safeguard tabs and still clearing up the history each 15 minutes

What are you, a normie?

whenever i go there there's only like one up at a time

you're exaggerating you cuck

Kill yourself casual.

just wait until some retrad closes out your firefax and opens their familiar IE

>so having a browsing history is much more efficient
I hope you use Firefox, Chrome's been purging history older than 90 days for a couple years now.

if you really really liked it how can you forget?

just use a portable browser my friend

Do you think there are no trolls on

>No one is getting on my PC but me


And your country's government.

>Caring what others think of your browser history.

Fucking normalfags.

>trolls who make multiple regular legitimate cuckold threads with 300+ posts

IR porn is honestly worse than scat and necro shit

Dedication. Some mods are pretty sharp over there. Yesterday I got a warning for checking dubs on What's wrong with scat or puking. Fuck what's even wrong with IR. I'm porn zen master I don't give a shit anymore.

Spoken like a true casual who doesn't actually watch any porn worth thinking about.

>just use a portable browser
IE won't go portable, Firefox is dying, and Chrome can't be trusted to not leak your data everywhere. For example, if you sign into Chrome, that profile is backed up on their servers along with your history (but not extensions). Log into someone else's computer (not mobile device) and sign in if you don't believe me.

Also, OSes are moving in the direction of restricting applications from storing account data on removable media, for "security" reasons. Getting around this requires authors of portable ports to stop using the OS APIs for saving and retrieving that data.

I used to have a dual-boot PC running Windows and Linux that shared a third FAT partition for storing my Firefox profile until FF stopped allowing profiles to live outside the boot partition and that was when I was still running XP.

I liked it better in true detective when the drunk fat cop just defeatedly says "if I go, burn my shit after they find all the dildos and porn

>tfw I actually enjoyed Suici' Squaaa'

youtube.com/watch?v=q-tMpouIwpA

i always wonder whether my fetishes are outright illegal or not
they have to be right? security is worth worrying about

IR, scat, vomit, gilf, gag, truffle butter, all of the above, and others of all kinds, is all good.

I need you to share more of your awesomeness and how they shut it down and how much unsafer shit is and how are they getting more search histories even if i'm in incognito mode and how much safer i'm not.

Share more nuggets of wisdom please. Tell me more about your external partition storage of your ff files and what exactly do you call it?

I no nothing about programming but i want to set up a website that's not unlike Sup Forums where people could upload stuff but the data storage is anything but static and is dynamically placed over several storage areas that are in themselves just bits and pieces of the whole storage that in of itself is rerouted across several severs, storages and so on, so that any uploaded data is never in one place.

Why scour the world for OT when I could create a hub chan where all kinds of stuff gets uploaded and i want to write a program that looks for specifics before allowing the other bits to fall away into nothing.

I've ascendedtoo far beyond when it comes to porn but I just don't think I'll ever ever get my head around scat

people are gonna like what they like for whatever reason I guess

There's a lot of stuff that I've seen that I'll never in a billion years talk about here, But scat is one of those things I fap to from time to time. There's one I've fapped to that's on that place without moms in which a negro churns the truffle magoo of two dames, one in which the truffle butter is more curry peanut syrup than truffle butter and the other where it's straight up truffle butter that's more truffle than butter. Came buckets.

I'd concentrate on the shit passing the anus. That's really getting my attention 2bh.

Me too. I'm a paranoid fuck even though no one else uses my computer. Sometimes I'm even compelled to delete stuff because I'm afraid I'm gonna die and people will see what I fapped to. And no, it's not illegal. "Weirdest" shit I have is traps and shemales I guess.

Yeah, I just can't see it

I'm not judging as I enjoy the odd trap and landwhale, but it just isn't for me

fetishes are kinda interesting when you think about it, has there ever been a documentary which delves into the brain side of things regarding it?

so I have been using incognito mode, it does not remember the sites I go, but in pornhob it still recommends me stuff based on what I watched..

its not very good, I have a friend who is a girl and we sometimes watch porn together, dont want her to know I sometimes watch bi porn

I only turned to shit porn because the trap shit was dull, the gay shit, was dull, the fat broad shit, was dull the putting it in the fat broad's ass, got dull, the other stuff which could get me arrested didnt get dull but it made me incredibly sad and depressed and self conscious about everything so i stopped, then i got into gay, but that got boring and was already bored of dyke porn from like way at the beginning of my fetish, and gilf got boring and anal gilf got boring, and all of the above got boring, but scat play, and anal scat, and truffle butter, and painal, and poop eating and vomit eating oddly enough never gets old.

hey hey dial it back, incognito mode is indeed good shit but as it implies, you lose most of what makes a browser useful (extensions like adblockers, autocomplete based on history, etc.). It's a double-edged sword.

> but i want to set up a website that's not unlike Sup Forums where people could upload stuff but the data storage is anything but static and is dynamically placed over several storage areas that are in themselves just bits and pieces of the whole storage that in of itself is rerouted across several severs

This was first proposed in the late 90s by AT&T researchers, and led to the invention of BitTorrent. It's doable but the problem is that just like cryptocurrency, eventually a mistake in coding will permit backtracing of data to the servers.

>fapping to porn

Virgins get out.

that's because you still have old cache on your browser, incognito prevents any further cache

just delete everything on your history and use incognito or get a vpn

>Tell me more about your external partition storage of your ff files and what exactly do you call it?
What I did was use GRUB to partition the drive into 3 main partitions: ~45% XFS for Linux, ~45% for NTFS, and a 200Mb FAT partition that both OSes had set to mount at startup (no encryption, btw) and both Firefoxes pointed their profile to. I didn't do this for security, I did this so both OSes could share add-ons, browser history and bookmarks.

This stopped working when FF stopped permitting users to point profiles off the boot volume. OS X now does the same at the OS level.

Regrettably Windows shortcuts/Linux links/OS X aliases are not universally recognized as paths by applications, so I can't just move the directory elsewhere and leave a pointer behind in its place (I've tried).

Encrypt your HDD using your OS's utilities (they don't necessarily require you to enter a password at startup).

Create a second user for THINGS and use it as needed. You can always burn a user directory later, securely if needed. It's also possible to hide that user from normal user switchers but you'll need to do some research to find out how. If you have to share your PC with family or others, they get the guest account and you don't back down from this.

If you're not using SSDD storage, find and use secure erasure (this will damage the lifespan of solid state storage including thumbdrives).

Leave some things on expendable encrypted thumbdrives instead. You can even store encrypted disk images on them that you can open, modify and close.

Accept that law enforcement and the government have backdoors and tools because the NSA placed people in the development of those algorithms who knew the mathematical weaknesses in them (this is verifiable, not tinfoil).

Make your passwords acronyms of memorable (but not memetic) phrases, always using numerals, mixed case and a nonalphanumeric character. Don't reuse them.

oh, thanks

>or get a vpn
useless for securing a PC's data you idiot

Put DBAN on a bootable thumbdrive. You don't need the paid edition (it didn't even EXIST until a few years ago when donations started to dry up).

Learn how to delete certain autocomplete entries from your browser and test it. Hopefully if you've followed the previous advice, this shouldn't even be necessary.

Avoid using any browser feature that has you actually log into a profile like Chrome's since it can and will store your profile offsite, especially if you use the same browser on a mobile device potentially tied to the same account. While the NSA charter prevents them from snooping domestic traffic, most top tier cloud services back up to offshore servers which are entirely within the NSA's purview to eavesdrop and have already broken the traffic's encryption.

Don't use Android mobile devices as a thumbdrive, god damn it. They are not general purpose storage devices and aren't firmware encrypted the way iOS storage is.

I don't think anyone over the age of 20 gives a shit about browser history. You must be 14 if you think people care if you watch porn.

does the extended cut show what happens to him?

>Quick! Get me Mark Wahlberg!
>Sir, he's busy filming another movie.
>Well, then get me his discount, non union lookalike!
>pic related

It's not about watching porn, it's about what what porn you watch. You must be a vanilla motherfucker if your porn habits could have no effect on your personal and business relations.

He probably meant be objective with her grading rather than applying affirmative action.

i don't think most people would appreciate underage decapacitation porn

>traps and shemales
that's pretty fucking weird user. if i found that on your computer i'd think you were a colossal faggot

The only bad porn out there, is cp. Other than that, nobody cares what porn you watch in this day in age. I know tons of people that watch non vanilla porn, from hentai/lolis to scat/bdsm. They don't talk about it most of the time, but they sometimes let it slip, or make it apparent. And I don't care and neither does anyone else, really. The only people I've seen that are really this uptight about porn are teenagers. If you're not a teenager, then you really need to grow up.

>Letting anyone else use your computer
If you aren't a 13 year old in 2006 who has to slot time on the family computer, you have no excuse

>in case I die
if I am dead why would I give a fuck if they saw my history or not
>borrows the computer
if they want to look at all the nasty porn that I've watched that's cool with me. It's not like most of my family/friends don't already know.
stop being so insecure.

this dude crack me up everytime, hes funny as fuck

>all these people claiming that watching porno is normal
Jesus christ, you must only hang out with basement-dwelling incel betas

It's a shithole
Like 30% percent of threads are cuck/gay shit, and any given thread is 70% spergs whining at each other and 30% actual porn

the only people still using IE are in the 50+ bracket

I still use firefox. What's the hot new browser to use, now?

He meant move her to a nice family that actually cares about her instead of a crack ho mom and a thug father who is in prison. This will improve her grades.

This. If you actually had a career and shit you wouldn't be so casual about airing your scat fetish to the world.

>This isn't some TV show on USA network, ok?
>this isnt "burn notice"
>this isnt "WWE: Monday Night Raw"
>This isnt some kind of "Crime scene investigation"
>You're no "Monk"

Are you guys really this dense that you didn't see that this character was making a joke due to the fact that he knew he was going to die?

it was... a quip

I don't think anyone here airs out their porn fetishes out loud in public, you numb nuts. They obviously mean in confidence between friends and workmates.

I guess the reason why I didn't realize it was a joke was because it wasn't funny.

>using chrome

If I was gonna die I'd let people know to delete everything in my phone cuz I got videos of Dead or Alive video game girls naked dancing on a pole.
Kinda embarrassing video game girls naked turn me on more than porn with real woman.

Question to everyone who would want their browser history deleted.
Why?

I mean let's face it, you're dead. You're not gonna care. Just look up a whole bunch of weird shit, and hope your family at least gets a giggle out of it.

>"If I die, throw away my bin full of cum soaked tissues"

ftfy

Yeah I'm dead.
Parents see me liking video game girls.
Sure, I won't know about it cuz I'm dead.
But a man in love with fake girl doesn't want my parents to ever know I get off on video game girls.
I die and oh whoopee they look at my history.
Nothing but naked video game girls.
Do you not think that's embarrassing if that was you?
That's how they see you after death?

More DOAkino.

Now some Tinakino

The extended cut doesn't include any significant new footage. Apart from the three minutes of Joker it's just a handful of extra lines tacked on here and there.

Hitomikino.

>he doesn't watch tranny porn
>he doesn't watch gay wrestling
>he doesn't watch thicc lesbian grannies
>he doesnt watch German strap on porn

fucking low test faggot.

Helenakino.

>What was that? I should kill everyone escape? Sorry! It's the voices. Oh, I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said