What's the first Karl story that pops into your noggin?
What's the first Karl story that pops into your noggin?
"I was sat at the end of the pool fishin out bugs"
YOU WOT?
like fuckin NOAH
Little wheelchair fellas playing tennis or suzanne looking like dave hill from slade, alright?
Buying an old matress that's been laying in a shed from his dad's friend and Suzanne making him get rid of it because it smelled like gasoline.
The Atomic Manhole cover story.
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Literally listening to "A Guide to Society" right now.
>leaflets
is he /ourguy/ ?
horse in the house
pilko pump pants
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Him talking about the infinite monkeys and typewriters thing.
>they doing it in shifts or?
Little Donkey.
This is the best one though.
Turns out a little monkey fella.
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When he was thinking that dogs can't look up
never see an old man having a twix
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Fucking 10/10
AND YOU'LL NEVER SEE AN OLD MAN EAT A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS BAR-BAR-BAR
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reddit tier mene
All Karl did on the radio was read the front page of reddit
his job would be so easy if that website existed when he was on air
'E 'ad 'orse in the 'ouse
forest gump in a wheely bin
CLIVE WARREN
His uncle who sleeps in a dingy and has a TV that only works for sound and a TV that only works for picture.
Little down syndrome fella
>it's a Karl tells a story of a time when his dad physically abused a mentally disabled child episode
The XFM shows with music:
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I listen to the radio shows and podcasts every night t fall asleep to...about to start on my 10th loop I reckon.
When I was a kid right I useto do a papr run right? And me Ma, one day it was heaps cold, and shes like, you wont be doing this tomorrow morning. I'm like na I gotta do it eh? Shes like nah I don't care you're not doing it right? I'm like bollocks to this
So I wake up that morning right and I'm like, can't be doing with this, I goto the door and shes bloody locked it, the daft cunt, so I'm like I know ay I'll shimmy down the wimmy windy and then I'll poppy toppy down the groppy loppy
So I'm wimming and topping and shopping and dopping and I get me self stuck to some protuberance and I'm like this can't be happening? Surely shirley there's someone to save me like
Me Dad comes home, he sees a robber, he pulls his shottie out of his wallie tollie, I'm like Dad don't do me in its me, he shoots me down and we go have a cuppatea
I want Tyler Reed to play him in the inevitable biopic.
Was in the back off a van not shed
lying in bed nearly asleep when ricky's laugh is so loud it wakes you back up
This would be AMAZING