>at a house party >girl says she'll suck my dick for some xanax (I sell) >put half a football xanax on the tip of my dick >she sucks it for 15 minutes >put the other half on my dick >she sucks for 2 more minutes then I bust >tells me to not cum on her face >do it anyway >she gets all mad >tell her to fuck off and go show her boyfriend >get a text from a number saying he's gonna find out where I live and kill me
if you're not fucked, good for you if you're fucked, you deserve it either way, it's all good
Cooper Stewart
Still worth it. Also just shoot him when he steps on your property.
Asher Martin
imagine having a gf and getting cucked over a xanax
what a cuck
Jaxon Walker
Proof
Colton Campbell
No you didnt get fucked it was just a blow job
Michael Davis
You did well, user
Now he knows his girl was a hoe and when reality hits him, he'll kill her and give you a six pack as thanks
Angel Gutierrez
Just text him ”mayb i rape you”
Parker Thomas
>devil emojis
I wouldnt be to worried
Grayson Walker
when the boyfriend comes around to fuck you up just give him a xanax
Kayden Brown
This.
Just give him the same offer you gave her, you fucking faggot.
Justin Hill
Wtf i believe your story now!
Hunter Foster
Lmao this story has three characters. The whore, the alpha, and the cuck.
It's truly riveting stuff but how is this sports
Carson Gomez
>Sup Forums >sports shaking my head at you
Grayson Mitchell
Yes you are, Chad. RIP in pieces
Hudson Hernandez
I literally just realized sp stands for shit posts
Nathan Bell
Lol this guy actually will know where I live. The josh guy lives in my apartment complex. What should I reply bros? My roommate is a marine and I'm sure can do something if actually tries anything
James Sanders
>"yeah babe, I sucked his dick and asked him nicely not to cum on my face but he did anyway!! go fuck him up babe!" >"OMG HE DID WHAT? IM GONNA KILL HIM".
uhhh....did you cuck someone user?
Easton Peterson
>those devil emojis
haha I'd bet he enjoyed it
Ethan Jackson
>gf cheats on guy >the other guy is to blame and not his whore of a gf
I never understood this
Jacob Russell
Wait SHE offered you head, and the boyfriend got mad at YOU?
What the fuck. Pussypass or some shit.
Colton Ortiz
>My roommate is a marine Is he trained in gorilla warfare?
Charles Cook
Is Sup Forums, dare I say it, back?
Eli Bailey
Have your rommate send him a variant of this
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Jace Carter
this, wtf
this guy must pass his gf around to all the local bulls
Kayden Rivera
just reply 'sick as bro see you soon'
Daniel Miller
give him some Sup Forums memes
Alexander Lee
Tip top fucking kek right here
Just text the guy back the trained navy seal pasta
Adam Richardson
I was in the marines and if my roommate did the shame shit I'd let whatever happend happen but then again I don't hardly talk to him if he likes you he may help
Wyatt Martinez
listen to the trip, he is wise
Zachary Parker
I hope he'll let me properly cuck his gf
Nolan Scott
>everyone trivializing the devil emojis
Be careful, a lot of scary niggers use those. Like those from chicago.
Adrian Garcia
OP didnt get his dick sucked. Probably gave the dumb girl a flintstone vitamin instead of xans and kept her money.
Ethan Murphy
Smh am*ricans really are a debased people.
Everyday we stray further from the light.
Dylan Scott
might be ghetto trash way he types
Benjamin Edwards
How do I get into this selling xans for blow jobs from qts game? I go to a major state school shit would be cash
Oliver Thompson
engaging him like that seems like youre getting rustled by his treats. You still have the upper hand (I mean the guy literally is okay with his GF sucking off some other guy..) but its better the blow him off like with what I said
Angel James
Just offers him some xanax and let him suck your cock.
Chase Watson
>see doctor >tell him you have panic attacks >say a friend had similar experiences and found xanaxs helped If he then doesn't prescribe keep shopping around, eventually you'll find one that will.
Adrian Turner
This
I guess it's a comfortable spin on the situation from "I'm a needy cuck who needs to get his shit with women together" into a victimhood type situation.
Joshua Morgan
well done my nigga if that guy gets cucked over a fucking xanax he's probably too much of a bitch to actually do anything to you anyway
Zachary Jenkins
>thots now cucking people over a single xanax bar
Were not gonna make it lads
Ian Jones
Don't know if that would work I'm still under my parents insurance as long as I'm a student Oh well maybe next life
heroin in pill/trendy form, it's cleaner for white kids to fiend over
Joshua Richardson
was about to ask the same, do they mix it with alcohol?
Liam Murphy
is this /bundes/
Ryan Reed
>Murrica >full of cucks, whores and drug dealers figures
Jayden Howard
This is a bro culture thread, not a faggot ass circlejerk general, so no
Luis Morris
seeing as you 'muricans are often crazy in the head what are the chances of this guy killing/hurting your family to get to you?
assuming those are not empty threats of course
Charles Lopez
offer him the same deal his gf got. he can suck your dick for a xanax too. you'll even nut on his face for the free.
-btw: why did you nut on her face? whenever a girl tells me not on the face I tell her to keep sucking and shoot it in her mouth
Hudson Bell
SEETHING
Jonathan Brooks
Is espee dare is say it, back ?
Brody Ramirez
Stop actually replying. Just reply with "ok, see you soon" or something. The guy will not come. They never do.
Charles Ortiz
I can tell he's a nigger by now, good thing my marine friend is racist
William Hughes
what a weird way to talk to your father
enjoy being shot
Oliver Allen
Just put an add on craigslist then
Is it actually comparable to heroin? I've tried a weak benzo (oxazepam). How does that compare to xanax?
Brandon Turner
Not a sport :^)
Tyler Mitchell
Tell him to tell you that in your face and not online and see what happens
Camden Anderson
>crazy ass nigga >Correct punctuation
Evan Turner
Anyone who actually threatens you is 95% of the time all bark and no bite. If you were going to fuck someone up would you give them pre-warning? Not to mention blatant evidence if OP wanted to fuck him over legally. People who you need to be worried about will fuck you up before you even know you have beef with them
Wyatt Martinez
just send him the seals pasta
Joseph Phillips
Why do you do , bitch after everything? Sounds like some Jr high shit desu
Angel Gutierrez
>americuckholdshoots
Eli Williams
remind him that a xanax bar was worth more to his girlfriend than any kind of connection that they had And that he's getting played by thots
John Anderson
Hunt him down before he can do anything to you and give him brain damage.
I knew a guy who was in a similar situation where some guy threatened to hunt him down and kill him. He ended up finding that guy who threatened him and went to his house one day with some goons and smashed every window in his house and told him that if he tries anything he'd firebomb his house and kill his family whilst they slept. He didn't attempt shit after that.
Zachary Rivera
'whatever you say lad' don't add bitch or anything else like that because it makes you look like you're getting sucked in
Chase Hill
lmao
Cooper Ortiz
This reply goes out to my Yurofriends, especially you Romania
James Rogers
What has to go wrong in your life for you to decide that you need to make a girl who sucks xanax off people's dicks, your girlfriend?
Well done OP, you might have just given this dude a wake up call.
Zachary Walker
Full autism
Gavin Cruz
Nice
Elijah Rodriguez
Tok kek
Angel Morgan
...
Nicholas Bennett
...
Mason Jenkins
that's not necessarily true, I've seen plenty of cucks kill or hurt badly dudes who've fucked their gfs while letting the bitch get away with it
Daniel Edwards
>so you better hope I don't catch you slipping
Is this guy fucking stupid. Fucking find this guy and smash his head in with a fucking spade. Don't let anyone talk to you like that.
Joshua Sanchez
>Using 4 cheen memes irl Cringe
Liam Long
Ok I'm done replying. These texts were almost as good as the head
Christian Gray
>You better hope I don't catch you slipping
Reply to him: This does not fooking slip m8
Oliver Phillips
thread twist: OP's story is true but he and his buddy are actually 12.
Blake Gonzalez
What sport is this?
Colton Campbell
This thread is pretty gay but that was based.
Anthony Powell
lel
Nathaniel Brown
Cuckolding.
Jayden Long
lel
would have been a lot funnier than "shut the fuck up !! im not stephen gerard"
Sebastian Thompson
Get a trip so we can know what happens
Hudson Powell
Lmao i hope OP gets smashed up big timee
Ryan Bennett
Who the fuck is steven gerrard?
Gabriel Baker
Sup Forums tier, trash tier thread right here.
Juan Edwards
A guy who slipped
Jason Evans
>when your memeing ripples through time and space
Parker Smith
I'm not saying they don't, I'm just saying that most people who go out of their way to threaten you via text are usually all bark and no bite. At least in Australia, maybe things are different in Brazil.
Evan Parker
Absolute madman strikes again
Gabriel Torres
'sure you dont want cock to face like when I met your girl?'