More comedy films should release unrated cuts in the same vein as Sex Drive...

More comedy films should release unrated cuts in the same vein as Sex Drive. It makes these shitty raunchy comedies funnier and more enjoyable.

What are some good raunchy comedies?

>watch the trailer for this
>guy says never having a gf by 18 makes you gay

W-What happens at 28?

pls recommend movies that show pussy

the only one i can remenber that really show's a pussy(not just the bush) is harold and kumar 2

Bad Santa

You become flamboyantly gay.

Braaaaaaap

early 2000s was a different time

You're sucking cock daily.

Sex Drive came out in 2008

>9 years have already passed sine 2008

would you consider 1908 the early 1900s, retard?

yes

Come on user, you know he meant early as in the span of the decade, not the century.

wizard dude

>There is, there is a girl. That I've been kinda...
>Alright, I'm listening, where'd you meet her?
>Um, on the, online.
>[Slams car breaks on] What? For fuck's sakes Ian, don't you watch dateline? She's probably a guy. Some fat, old dude who wants to ram you in the tailpipe.

Pure kino

we're still in the early 2000's so how could it have been a different time

checkmate. nothin personnel

but what if you've never had a gf, but had sex with different girls several times

F-F-F-FAAAAAAAAAARRTTTT-B-B-BRAAAAAAAP-BRAP-BRAP-BRAP-P-P-P-P-PAAAARP-PARP-PARP-PAAAAAAAAAAAAARPPPPP-FART-FART-FART-FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you Chad

By this time all hope is lost.

You have masturbaited so much, that a real woman cant get you hard. You can now only cum watching your stupid fetish pony porn, and while jerking off with your left hand.

A girl will suck your dick, and you will go flacid in her mouth.
You will vigorously jerk yourself off as she tries to mount you on top, and while you may get a full erection, the second she gets you inside her, your dick will wither into a flaccid knub, and you will cry, and realize that porn, and jerking off all the time ruined your non-existent sex life, and now its too late to actually get laid.

But I'm uncut? My dick is still pretty sensitive despite years of masturbation

followed by "don't you find me sexy?" and/or "does this happen every time?"

do the mid 2000's start in 2033?

>we're suppose to believe that fat nerdy looking fucker has tons of bitches he fucks

Yeah

Although that main chick in this movie for some reason gets my engine going. I don't konw if it's because of the whole emo bullshit but damn she's hot

>tfw the thong meme died out
My favorite type of underwear to be honest.

>>we're suppose to believe that fat nerdy looking fucker has tons of bitches he fucks

That was the only part of the movie that bother me.

He wasn't even that charming or funny so I didn't get why girls wanted him so much.

you can sort your shit out by not fapping or looking at porn for a couple months

It didn't die, it's just so common now that seeing one doesn't do much, and the sluts have upgraded to just wearing nothing.

Half the time there's a chick is in yoga pants you can see the lining of her thong.

>jerking off whit your left hand

Thats where you are wrong friendo.

>jerking off with your left hand.
the palsy hand

I've always jerked off with my left hand, I have no idea why

I'm right handed

Didn't you know a kid back in high schoo who was mediocre looking as fuck with slight chub but extremely confident and successful with the ladies?

No, fat people were justifiably shamed unless they were like a 6'2 shithouse on the football team.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAAAAARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRPAPAPAPPAPPPAPAPAPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cutfags

this is what happens to your soul after you chop off your tits

I don't get it

this 2bh

>tfw sex drive was a great comedy
>tfw unrated is so much stupidity its simply amazing
>tfw qt girl might be coming over this weekend

Bullshit.
A real girl will make you harder then diamonds.

>yo can see the panties
How was this allowed?!

Get this man some birthday cock, preferably black ones that will match his dark future