/f1/ - Race Thread - je m'appelle brakes edition

>AMX out
>PAL out
>KVY madman and out

CHAOS

LMAO what a race

Fucking FORCE INDIA YOU STUPID SHITS

SAFETY CAR AGAIN LOLOLOL

> Poo in loo

oh shit

>nth for safety car

What the fuck

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>meanwhile a comfy race for ham

In the words of Bill Burr
FUCKING FUSCHIA CUNTS

STROLL PODIUM

does anyone want to finish this race?

>Oh con

shoutings starting

THIS RACE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN LAST YEAR KEK

MCLAREN IN THE POINTS PLS

What a fucking shitshow this is.

fug

and anodah SC

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What is happening?

wtf i hate poo in loo now

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>Ocon
>Gimi

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

USE THIS ONE FIRST, SORRY /f1/

FUCKING HAMILTON

so seriously who was in the wrong there? PER or OCO?

or both?

20/51
3 safety cars

:^)

wtf is going on

They didn't understand that the SC is less safe than just yellow flags here.

If I shall pontificate for a bit... this is aбcoлютный кинo AKA absolute kino

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Based Hamilton brake testing vettel, great memories race so far kek

finally filtering bahamas

acestreams guys?

Just Ham.
He's so far ahead pace wise he can even spend time sabotaging Vettel

Is this the greatest F1 race of all time?

Did the nigger damage Vettels car?

Fuck that shitty thing called a race.

>ham brake-checking vet

kek

yes he did

I think raikonen might have apuncture

pls no bully

Hulk podium

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Inb4 ricky podium again

Williams will press the remote car failure button for Massa's car now, to get Stroll a podium.

>all this whining
fix your hearts or die, faggots

No.

But it looks like a turn-left race, so you may like it.

That's what you get for driving on the designated shitting street :(

>mfw massa's engine fails and stroll gets a podium

Fugged.

This. The race has been awesome so far. The alternative was a repeat of 2016.

This is what we expected last year after the GP Kino races but were disappointed.

dubs and sc comes again after restart

>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG
>RED FLAG
RED FLAG

RED FLAG

RED FLAG

RED FLAG

>tfw got to leave in 20 minutes to coach swimming
>will miss half of the race
fuck sake

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Watching on C4.
How is Sky justifying Lewis brake checking Seb?

hamilton didn't even brake check, he just pulled out of the corner slower than vettel expected.

Lewis dindu nuffin, Vettel lifetime ban for that bump

APOLOGISE, APOLOGISE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

VETLEL IS THE REAL NIGGER

BAN BLACKS FROM MOTOR RACING NOW

Hurry and hand out the double dq

>1 hour, 23 laps
Seems legit

> Ham didn't even brake
> Vettel drives into him twice

Daww, poor little German baby. Dsq the fucking bitch

>inb4 brits kissing niggers ass

chimp

I hate Lewis and even I can see that it was all Vettels fault.

OY VEY IDS LIKE ANODDA SHOAH

FUCKING BLACK FLAG BOTH VETTEL AND NIGGERTON

MASSA WINS

SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

VETTEL IS BASED AS FUCK

KKK

KILL ALL NIGGERS

>Hamilton doesnt even break
>Vetlel chimps out twice

DQ when?

Vettel did nothing wrong.
He just tried to wreck the Nigger's car after he wrecked his race.

Is Vettel literally /ourguy/ now?

>inb4

They've been doing for years now.

if the situations were reserved sky would not be defending ham for hitting vettel on purpose and everyone here would be saying chimpout @ hamilton

you guys are deluded vettel just did a s+ chimpout

fuck this thread

DOUBLE DQ YOU SHITS SO WE CAN GET STROLL ON THE PODIUM

It already happend

dq when

Thank you Allah for this great race

So what will be Vettel's punishment?
We know nothing will happen to the poor black man.

Vettel just followed to closely desu, you know the nigger is going to hold everyone up when SC comes in

> Chimping out on circuit

Cry more, Vettel is a triggered pussy nu-male

.t reddit

WTF is happening, lads? What have I missed?

Vettee+Gio the Nazi 2018
K K K ON THE ROAD

Vettel will be banned?

okay

Will Azerbaijan towns executioner execute Hamilton?

VETTLEL HERO WE DESERVE AND THE HERO WE NEED

BASED VETTE

Black flag Vettel I suppose. Hopefully Hamilton tilts somewhere and loses.

HAMILTON BEING A NIG