A greedy bounty hunter

>a greedy bounty hunter
>call him greedo

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Whats the problem? It stuck and makes sense.

>a sick storm trooper
>call him sicko

>a guy named george who owns lucasarts pty ltd
>call him George Lucas

kek.

>a loner bounty hunter
>call him solo

>guy has a grievance
>general grievous

>have kid
>give him a first name for a last name

>character looks like a wad of chewed tobacco
>chewbacca

>guy walks around and theres sky above him
>call him Obie Wan Kenobi

This thread is dumb, just kys yourself.

>her dad wasnt a king
>princess leia
>not prince luke

>hes a dindu
>mace windu

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>Darth Plagueis

>character is a clone of luke
>call him luuke

>>character acts like a fairy
>>call him luke skywalker

Meaningful names are good

Based george lucas

I never understood this, he wasn't even Jewish

what did he mean by this?

bravo lucas

>character is shit
>name him count dooku

He's a space dindu

fucking illiterate user jesus christ
up vote

He died by falling off a windu.

It's a kids movie user.
Calm down.

>character is agile and uses a twin saber
>call him darth maul

>Hardly thinks
>Jarjar binks

I never made that connection as a kid, to me the name honestly just sounded cool. Most of the alien names in the movies didn't have that kind of implication so it never bothered me.

>a general with a grievance
>call him General Grievance

>be George Lucas
>write a self-insert character
>call him Luke S.

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>>character is so fucking clumsy and break mad shit
>>name him Jar Jar Binks

>emperor wears black
>rules over white soldiers
As it should be

were the humans aliens in star wars?

or is everyone aliens

or is noone aliens

>character is a nasty baddy
>call him darth icky

bravo george

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>is a fan of the Sex Pistols
>Darth Sid(vic)ious

Colorful, isn't it ?

>he'll be quickly gone at the end of the first movie already
>call him Qui-Gon

Depends on the POV of each scene.

This is a major reason why the Earth diversity in Rogue One is so retarded.

>character is Black and will never owns any land in space.
>name him Lando

not:
>character lives in sky
>call him Lando

>he lives in cloud city
>let's call him Claudio
what almost happened

>guy aint a king but will marry a queen
>call him Anakin

fuck you

>Depends on the POV of each scene.
What? Wasn't there also diversity in the alien species that would be equivalent to human races?

i've been sitting here trying to think of one for r2d2 but I can't

>research & development
>let's call him r&d
>oh I thought you wrote r2d
>hey what about r2d2

kek

>lets put a cripple in a trash can and have him beep obnoxiously
>what do we call him
>huh.. retarded and disabled, retarded and disabled
>r 2... d 2

>On a mission to ensure the rebels are free so he can see free people
>C3PO

fuck

you

There aren't humans in Star Wars.

>character always make a sick ass entrance in vapors and smokes
>call him Darth Vad(p)er

>an evil knight
>Call him Sir Malegant

Not bad, not bad

>clone of clone
>Luuuke

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luuuke_Skywalker

>character defecates to remove bodily waste
>call him Count Dooku

>pic related
Not memeing, what did you mean by this?

>character likes violently poking poorly constructed houses
>call him Jabba the Hut

Really George?!

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>bitch has no tits
>call her Pad-me

>a shit army that's as uncoordinate as s fucking storm
>call them stormtroopers

>character often wonders why things are missing in a slightly oriental accent
>Qui Gon

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>character looks Taiwanese
>call him "Boba" Fett

>Character is a sleazeball
>Call him Elan Sleazebaggano

>character thinks they are a unit of American currency
>Senator Amidala

>lets make a city in the clouds!
>brilliant George, what do we call it?
>Cloud City

I mean there aren't humans. The characters that appear humanoid are never explicitly described as humans, and why should they be?

Their character drives them, not what species they are. You want to define them as human because they look like you, and some of species in Star Wars don't. So they're alien to you, not necessarily to Luke.

You're not in Star Wars. You don't get a vote on who or what is and isn't alien or what defines it in each context. It isn't a factor because the characters never mention it. That's all it comes down to.

Star Wars is not about and doesn't feature humans.

>Jedi is a black man
>Name him Mace Dindu

Like wtf Lucas?

>Bitch is constantly on her period
>Call her Pad-Me

fuck off retard about a thousand times the movies discuss the difference races of clans or species or what have you

why wouldnt the audience assume theyre human when they speak english and look and act human

literally retarded i cant believe you thought/wrote that

>character got a pussy-like face
>call him Nien Nunb

using magic drains your life force and turns you into a monster species.

the prequels are fanfiction.

>You want to define them as human because they look like you, and some of species in Star Wars don't
So what you're saying is that characters like Luke and Han and them aren't human, but look exactly like humans? I guess I see your point

>sleazy drug dealer
>call him sleazebaganno

>can't explain the source of the force in young Jedi's bloodstream like Chlamydia
>call it Midi-chlorians

Hahah

fuck i have to buy a new corset because my sides have split

Her mother was a queen you massive faggot. And her stepfather was Bail Organa, a viceroy.

This triggered me

Maybe in Star Wars royalities are elected hereditary

>old man suffers heart palpitations
>call him sheev

>there's a war going on and also a weapon called the death star additionally theres stars in space
>star wars

bravo faggot

>the stars never fought
>call it star wars

>There's a magical energy field that can force people do things and force objects to move
>Call it the Force

its like calling a movie about WW2

>nuke wars

General. Doesn't know his senior staff.
Calls him deck officer.

More that it doesn't matter, or shouldn't anyway.

If we have to define characters based on their species, that means more or less that they're poorly written characters.

Which is why we don't inherently think of Luke or Han as human, we just assume it. But then we see Greedo and become obsessed with his design (to the point that it's reused as nostalgia bait in Phantom Menace) have to ask ourselves precisely thatBut if we follow that question, we then have to determine what is alien to Luke, who we automatically identify as Human, which means all species other than what Luke is must be alien.

It's called self-inserting, but it's wrong for cinema and mocks the character of Luke, who otherwise doesn't question anything he sees. We're witnesses to Luke's story, whether we relate to him in all aspects or not.

Ignoring the Prequels, is Boba Fett human? Why or why not?

>There's an insidious guy
>Call him Sidious

>There's an insane dark force user
>Call him Insanius

>there's a CIA man
>call him "CIA man"

>why wouldnt the audience assume theyre human when they speak english and look and act human

Because it takes place on fictional planets in "a galaxy far far away" ?

So since you have no imagination outside of your own reality, ask yourself this: How many planets do you know of in your reality do humans exist on?

1 planet.

Suddenly now through your flawed logic, they must also exist on fictional planets, or according to you humans also exist on Uranus.

>The guy's boots kinda look like waders
>Call him Vader

>Idealistic crusade
>Between clones and robots

Bravo Luca

Your logic is shit

Humans exist where they are portrayed to exist

Literally the smallest of the issues with the franchise.

>Because it takes place on fictional planets in "a galaxy far far away" ?

It's actually hell.

and when are humans portrayed in Star Wars?

Literally always. Coruscant is a human planet, just like Alderaan.

>Black guy escapes with White guy went into a wild adventure
>Call Black guy Finn

>Saw Gererra
>Revolutionary
>Just like Che Gevarra