Teh Rey

How do we fix this character?

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Kill her off in the opening scenes. Replace with someone else, I don't care who just a character that isn't dogshit.

She is fine. It's Star Wars that is shitty. The whole story is predicated on a bunch of random people with super powers that make them awesome at everything they do.

Make her a strong white male instead

You can't. She's already the best there ever was at anything.

>tfw Iko Uwais only had a cameo and wasn't the main character

Luke was pretty pathetic even up to Jedi. He turned into a uncaring, brutal maniac even up to the last 20 mins when he finally stopped his turn and let Vader live.

He was flawed all the way through.

Make her less perfect. Keep her talented with the force/light sabres but make Finn the experienced pilot/mechanic.

Gives him something to do rather than nothing at all.

>Rewatch TFA to see what was so bad about Rey
>Millenium Falcon scene(MEMBER???)
>Rey is piloting, Finn is shooting
>Good team like Han and Luke
>Finn's gun locks up rendering him useless
>Rey beats all the Tie Fighters all by herself with a loop de loop
Hands down, that's the scene where you should realize Rey can't be fixed. Finn literally gets rendered useless for no reason so she can look cool.

>expert engineer
>expert in combat
>can fend off thousands of stormtroopers
>expert fighter pilot
>psychic powers
>can find a random hermit in an entire galaxy using said psychic powers
>defeats Sith Lords with decades of fighting experience

>Millenium Falcon scene(MEMBER???)

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Good one

Do you think she prostetuted herself those hard days when she had nothing to sell?

I mean like pulling down her pants and letting some guy pound her tight little ass in exchange for food or credit (future money)?

Like having that serious look on her face knowing she doesnt enjoy it but shes desperate for food so in her mind she just want him to empty his nutsack load already into her ass fast so she can get paid (no condoms or birth control in desert so she need to be fucked in the ass)

I mean i dunno what do you guys think?

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Stopped reading there

I really can't decide if her acting was shit or the character itself is boring

You can't fix a turd, just let it rot in piece.

She's too white.

Replace her with El Wray

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That boy's got the Devil in him

If you want me to wank you'll need to spell prostituted right. You have to take care to use the correct term to make it more degrading.

The only way they can save Rey, if she gets totally "Yoda'd" by Luke in her training, meaning she gets treated like a retard and humiliated non stop overcoming her pride (Dark side trait).

Not to mention she has to accept him as a total Master and superior, which is hard for a feminist icon.

They could also make her turn to the dark side, and become the evil protagonist, but thats been done already.

>we

she did it with some of the big weird aliens, so no condom necessary, she'd be a little sore for a few days because their weird shaped penises, imagine she had to squat out copious amounts of alien semen after he was done with her.

Have her hit her head so she forgets that she's a Mary Sue. That way she can go through actually character development this time.

Skimpier wardrobe
Sexier scenes

Thats about it

>tone down perfection by 40%
>increase vulnerability and likability by 40%

Daisy Ridley is fine. Everyone in the film looked and acted weird, it's JJ's shitty direction.

>talk fast and run everywhere
>be massively confident all the time

>make her turn to the dark side, and become the evil protagonist, but thats been done already.
When?

Have her get raped.

Implants.

how can you fix Mary Sue?

Make the MC a male and cut out all the mary sue crap. Like Luke basically.

Form my point of view in every prequel movie!

You finally grow up and quit giving a shit about shitty popcorn flicks made for women and children

It's based around the Chinese concept of chi. Lucas did his research and adapted the concept brilliantly.

Chi is retarded.

*tips*

>unironic boxer rebellion posters

>merely explain to moron what the concept is based on
>he spazzes out and tells you to grow up

give her flaws

Actually, unironically wanting to go back to Jakku is a serious flaw.

You aren't fooling me, Yuxian.

I bet when you're in a comparative politics class and the instructor begins a lecture on the history of socialism, you immediately stand up and shout "SOCIALISM IS RETARDED" and then look around the room waiting for everyone to give you attention.

can't. Damage is pretty much done. To overwhelmingly talented at too many diverse things. Not really plausible.

On top of that? Her 'distrustful lone wolf' personality is totally ridiculous. Shes an attractive woman; people go out of their way to help attractive women because people want in their pants. Realistically only a man can be 'alone on an uncaring world, mistrustful of everyone'. It's just biology: we're programmed to treat men as disposable and women (especially pretty, fertile ones) as inherently valuable.

1. Have Han Solo not instantly love her for no reason. Maker her actually have to earn the admiration of others.

2. Give her a weakness or at least SOMETHING that she's not naturally gifted at.

3. Make her have to actually learn about the force before mastering it. The real reason this abortion of a movie was so offensive to me is that, like with the midichlorians in episode I, it completely destroyed the mysticism and charm of the force. All of Yoda's teaching are now useless, because the force works like the x-gene: you're born with powers that just manifest themselves. The spirit of the force is now irrelevant.

She's working as intended. Her purpose is to be a female empowering Mary Sue for little girls.

>"Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense."

>having unyielding faith in your family no matter the odds
>a real flaw that matters
pick one

By not paying for star wars movies.

She needs to get her ass kicked.

No really, hear me out: it's clear that after seeing how much people hated the prequels, they are playing it safe by copying and pasting as much as possible from the original trilogy. Which means in episode 8, Luke is Yoda. One of two things must happen for her character to be salvageable, and both involve her not listening to Luke.

1. She thinks Luke is taking things too slow because he is afraid of losing her to the dark side like Ren. She leaves for whatever reason and is almost captured by the bad guys, saved only by her friends. She learns that she isn't hot shit after all. This needs to happen, because Luke got his ass kicked by Vader in 5 after training with Yoda. He ignored the rules of the force to try to save his friends. Yoda knew that this is how Anakin became Vader, and tried to tell him this.
This bitch, on the other hand, defeated new Vader with zero instruction in the first movie.

2. Like in the first example, she gets angry that Luke seems to be holding back. She sees her friends in danger and decides that Luke's teachings are useless if she can't save her friends. So she leaves, and is now being seduced by the dark side which promises to teach her faster (at the cost of corrupting her). By the end of the film, Snoke has decided to replace Ren with her since she seems more powerful. Ren, realizing that the seductions of the dark side were just Snoke using him and throwing him away, now turns to Luke. Luke knows that Ren has learned his lesson by joining the dark side and now rejecting it. He agree to teach him.

So now, we have an underdog hero and powerful villain again, and a nice twist.


But this won't happen. Instead, Luke will be unreasonable with her because of his experience with Ren. In the end, she will be portrayed as having to correct Luke rather than the other way around. Because she's always right, dammit! Take that, patriarchy!

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>psychological dependence on a fantasy developed as a response to repressed childhood trauma

Anakin wanting to go back to Tatooine made more sense than the only character conflict we've seen hinted at with El Rey.

The only way to fix the character would be to get Hollywood to realise the a Mary Sue is not going to do anything for women.

Ellen Ripley.
Sarah Connor.
Clarice Starling.
Juno.
Giselle.
Norma Fucking Desmond.

These are good well written female characters.

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the only real way to fix her is to turn her into the perfect villain and have Kylo turn into a far more likable redeemed hero.

I haven't seen someone be so right for a while now, good post user