I HURT MYSELF TODAY

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holy shit the antifreeze pasta is true

>cars 3: the phantom pain

I still can't believe Cars 3 got an X rating so Disney was forced to being it to an R rating.
Who the fuck is running this show?

huh?

>Dubs confirm Lightning McQueen starts shooting up cocaine and begins to plow Mater's anus

Jesus Christ Rami is at it again

>How the fuck does he keep getting away with it?

there was a Cars3 thread a couple days ago

about a dark themed Cars movie


some guy posted some OC-to-be-pasta about Lightning descending into the darkness
drinking antifreeze to quell his depression
but it only took him further down the path

Now you now what the R in rating stand for.

the accident stuff will be done in 2 minutes, before the credits

the whole movie will be just the usual disney pc bullshit about being inclusive with the handicapped

I don't remember Pixar ever giving a shit about diversity agendas in their movies though. This is much more of a Pixar project than a Disney project.

>McQueen at one point gets really depressed that he lost the race and is basically on a downward slope, drinks a lot of anti-freeze(alcohol analogue) and accidentally hits a smart car off of the road, he stops for a minute contemplating what to do while she screams in agony because her axel snapped in half, but just drives off leaving her
>Mater is exposed as a pedophile as he has been molesting his niece, after the cops come he is chased down the highway, but decides to kill himself when cornered by lighting himself on fire. Mcqueen watches in horror as he is slowly turned into a burned out husk, and his face is still visibly contorted in a gruesome expression.

2CARS2FURIOUS.

both finding nemo and finding dory were about cripples

how do you molest a car?

I'd watch it.

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Kino confirmed

So Michael Bay took over the production team. This might actually looks promising.

im sure you didnt mean it user but reading your post after reading the post you replied to made me laugh out loud
thank you

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holy shit
kino confirmed

>McQueen discovers there's exists a place where actual flesh creatures roam the world and non sentient versions of his people are driven around for convenient transportation
>toys from Toy Story are discovered to be distant cousins of the cars
>both species try to adapt to knowing that they're not the only intelligence beings out there

>Mater... I'm already a demon

heh, nice meme kid...
*posts meme*
... but you ain't seen nothing yet.
*disappears*

exhaust pipe

HI

IM TRENT REZNOR

AND JOHNNY CASH STOLE MY SONG

WELCOME TO NINE INCH NAILS

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>McQueen will become a handicapped car

GOLDEN COMEDY

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Is this shilling? How are there so many threads for a fucking Cars movie? I mean, everyone knows Pixar sucks now, right? And then there's the fact that Cars was always Pixar's WORST franchise, only kept alive for merchandise sales.

Yet Sup Forums is being inundated with Cars 3 threads because of a 30 second teaser trailer that doesn't even show anything. It defies belief and explanation.

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what is this

i don't understand

I mean, at least it looks different, even if it looks like a massive tonal shift bound to alienate the core audience.

How can it be worse than the first two?

>everything will change

The Cars movies will stop sucking ass?

Huh.

kys

CAR KINO

WE'RE PULLING MONEY, RECRUITS

God you're such a poopy butt for saying that and trust me man I know an awful lot about poopy butts.

It's painfully obvious that it's a parody on the trend super hero movies have making the third entry be about their downfall. Cars 3 is gonna be a massive meta commentary about the current state of Hollywood and that there's a super hero in all of us.

So they're clearly just setting up another Rocky 3-type sequel.

Lightning McQueen gets wrecked, badly sent back to this lowest point across all three films against an adversary tougher than anything he's come up against. Just like The Dark Knight Rises, he has to rise up, heal himself and get himself back into racing form in order to take back the track and rescue his friends.

Summer 2017

I heard they hired Sam Raimi as a consultant on this one

>Sam Raimi is the lead animator
>trailer shows Lightning McQueen at a KKK rally
WHAT THE FUCK DISNEY?

it's a different time

>I fucking hate niggers - Mcqueen, Cars 3

damn it all makes sense

They wanted to hire an expert on races.

10/10

underrated

>I'M GONNA RAVAGE THE ANUS OF EVERY CITIZEN OF RADIATOR SPRINGS

What the fuck did Rami mean by this? How does he keep getting away with it?

This crap was never funny.

>another fucking car movie
Is there like an A, B, C team at Disney now? A team makes Zootopia, Frozen, Moana, B makes Inside Out and Monster U, then the C team makes Cars and Planes?

ca.ign.com/articles/2016/05/31/cars-3-will-feature-new-racer-character-cruz-ramirez

>Cruz Ramirez is a "young, Hispanic female race car," as shown in a new piece of concept art.

How can a car be hispanic

>It ain´t me starts to play.

They are doing the Paul walker biopic finally. Cool.

>french
>black and white
>criterion logo

that's as close as one gets to certified kino, which is funny because this won't be that at all

Why are we still here?

don't even think those were funny and i can feel the butthurt
>NOT FUNNY GO SOMEWHERE ELSE WAAAA WAAAA

Just to combat Mater.
Rubbing our bumpers in bloody, racetrack roads....all for revenge.

Fucking it in the gasshole

Nice projection, faggots.
Mommy has your sippy cup ready in the living room.
She has Cars ready on the Blu-ray

>STALLING
>AT THE EDGE
>OF THE MATER

What?
Did you not mean to reply to me?

Stop hating on cars it's like the only kid movie I cannot masturbate to

By giving it a flamejob. And putting bumper stickers on it.

Not bad.

You need to stop posting.

Who are you?
Do you work for the masked man.
Bane?
Hea big guy.
For you.

I've seen this thread before with the same replies

This is hell.
You'll see the same threads daily for eternity.

Well if it's been lowered and is a shitty pick-up truck it's a hispanic car.

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why do they need to point out that it's hispanic
why can't it just be hispanic without them making a big deal about it

Too Fast to Live: The Paul Walker Story
Directed by Mel Gibson

>"International jewery is responsible for the world's ills, like a tornado in a trailer park"- Mater, Cars 3
What did he mean by this?

>how do you molest a car?

IM ALREADY A DEMON

Like this
youtu.be/wCYB0lzoofc

>saskia_after_the_conjunction_of_the_spheres.gif

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Uhhh...
youtube.com/watch?v=OwoSt5gtOsM

best one

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my axis... and my wheel... even my treads. The body kit I've lost... the championship I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?

>tfw your doctor fixes your exhaust but forgets to close the good

I fucking came near to sputtering that day, desu.

Only Sup Forumsirgins will get this Metal Gear Solid V joke.
This line is Kaz talking about what happened to him and it's a very heavy plot point about his character.
Anonymous here wants to joke Cars is falling into a very serious story on an equal level as Metal Gear Solid V.
Its funny, the joke is funny.

tenderly

Will /our boy/ get to kachow one last time?

He must of, at an early screening they had a scene where mcqueen meets a car with eyes where its headlights are and brutalizes it. Calls it a "light-eye freak"

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Why the fuck has nobody posted that picture of that bloke wearing that corset and fucking that car?

I knew this picture would come in handy one day

kek I didn't even read your post either before I posted it

He musst be fucking exhausted after that

>tfw those trailers were Hideo Kojima's last gift to us

YES
YESYESYESYES

nice kino

>the whole movie is following a car who had their mind wiped and a paintjob

I'd watch it

how many people do you think have gotten off to this gif?

Nice

it say fabulous sol