>decide to see this by myself >the ticket taker gives me a weird look, but tells me to enjoy the show >the theater is full of children, mostly young girls >as I'm looking for a place to sit, I can hear whispering and people are pointing at me >someone says something and most of the theater starts laughing >I mutter "wrong theater," but I sit down anyway and eventually the whispering stops >movie starts >scene with nude children comes on >I hear a sound next to me and look over >there's a woman staring at my lap, and I realize at the beginning of the movie I had taken my jacket off and put it on my lap >she looks at the jacket and yells "pervert!" so that several people turn around >I apologize and get up to leave >as I'm leaving I hear someone in the audience ask if they should call the cops
I left pretty quickly after that. My question is, who was in the wrong here? I feel pretty shook up.
Moana a cute. You are in the wrong for not ferociously fapping in front of the entire audience and showing your appreciation for Moana's supple breasts by blowing your jizz all over the movie screen.
Julian Reyes
>implying sfm people are able to make 3D models
Zachary Price
No because there are no assets.
Robert Walker
bump
William Lee
I'd comb her beach if you know what I mean.
I'd paddle her boat if you know what I mean.
Jordan Bailey
>I realize at the beginning of the movie I had taken my jacket off and put it on my lap
You sense someone poking at you right thigh below your jacket. You turn you head and on the seat next to you you see pic related giving you this look as she whispers to you: >Hey faggot, If you don't let me help you with *that*, I scream that you're a pervert jacking off
What do???
Grayson Ross
Okay, I'm just going to come out and say it. This is fucking hilarious. Nobody else is gonna say it then I'm gonna be the one. Someone has to give OP the credit he deserves. This is a great thread, with a great premise, and I see a lot of promise here. Everyone, please just, let's show our appreciation for OP here *starts a slow clap*
Ryan Walker
pretend you've been sleeping the whole time
Charles Gutierrez
Accept obviously
Leo Green
i'd take long walks with her on the beach if you know what i mean
Gavin Gomez
>she takes your dick out >immediately yells about a pervert with his penis out
Then what???
Joseph Parker
>it's "OP, who look like pic related, don't know why people are freaked up by him when he leaves his mum's basement for the first time in 10 years"
David Campbell
Helicopter dick out of there
Mason Turner
Hmmm put my hand over her mouth, shut her up and get a BJ
Adrian Morgan
This was even less funny than the OP.
Give me back my 7 seconds you asshat.
Jeremiah Thomas
what
is there really a scene with nude kids in this movie
wtf
Jeremiah Cox
yeah, it's top tier fap material
Hunter Thomas
So this brown bitch doesn't even have sexy hips and slutty animation like all the other brown girls in Disney movies? They finally make a 3D one and NOW they decide to drop the sex appeal angle?
Sebastian Ramirez
You're not giving OP his due credit. If you're happy, then get the fuck out of here. I mean it buster.
Luke Sanchez
why would you watch this? are you a child?
Wyatt Hall
this movie had the best songs in the last 15+ years.
Oliver Moore
There is a scene with 5-10 topless children who are probably around 3 years old.
Grayson Fisher
That's not legal in my country
Carson Taylor
That speaks more to the lack of competition than anything else. Shiny was the only song above average.
Justin Myers
You're a fucking pervert you can see, everyone thought so
Sebastian Sanchez
Oh, so you're tone deaf.
Henry Green
Unironically illegal in Canada
Mason Smith
Too many porky pies..
Carson Bennett
>>scene with nude children comes on You're making this shit up.
Noah Watson
>I apologize and get up to leave
And that's where you fucked up.
Stop being such a beta cuck.
Jordan Long
>scene with the nude children How do (((they))) keep getting away with this?
Aiden Moore
it took you 7 seconds to read that shit?
Noah Price
This is why you bring your Falcon
Evan Howard
*unzips dick*
James James
His story didn't actually happen. He went with a large group of friends who were all very excited to see the movie and he just came up with a narrative in his head while he was watching the movie which he would later use here to bait the real losers.
Nathan Bell
Wtf is wrong with your dick? Why does it have a zipper? What's inside it?
Luke Miller
you're a faggot.
Lincoln Parker
Hello, mr. DCuck
Daniel Long
i hope this isn't true but >going to a disney movie bad start >jacket on lap come on guy. i go to movies alone all the time, i hate having people who just want to talk about it the whole way through, so i feel you, but in this circumstance i would have just removed my jacket from my lap to reveal i wasn't doing anything wrong then told the staring woman to calm down/fuck off/making villains out of young men