He doesn't watch Harry Potter during christmas week

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He doesn't watch Harry Potter during christmas week

Joseph Wood

>he doesn't watch Harry Potter during christmas week
ISHYGDDT

November 29, 2016 - 07:26

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Gabriel Rogers

user, you should spend your Christmas holiday enjoying time with your family, not wasting your life rewatching one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

November 29, 2016 - 07:28

Liam Bennett

Let me guess

you consider die hard a christmas movie and always watch a christmas story too

how fucking cliche internet movie buff

November 29, 2016 - 07:30

Luis Johnson

I love seeing people finding new ways to get creative with the opening of this copypasta.

November 29, 2016 - 07:30

Aiden Nelson

nothing wrong with watching either die hard or a christmas story

November 29, 2016 - 07:31

Jose Cruz

no, I can't stand movies like harry potter that have so many privileged people like emma watson in them

November 29, 2016 - 07:32

Robert Thompson

You're right but the former isn't a "christmas movie" no matter how much you love the meme

November 29, 2016 - 07:33

Nathan Gutierrez

Which are the most comfy?

November 29, 2016 - 07:34

Aiden Williams

I watch die hard on christmas because of tradition. But Harry Potter is the most christmas feely movie ever too comfy.

November 29, 2016 - 07:34

Grayson Murphy

Of course I do they were well done, unlike one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at Sup Forums, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-posting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better. As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

November 29, 2016 - 07:35

Hunter Rogers

Put my tree up just last night with that in the background.

November 29, 2016 - 07:36

Michael Murphy

i watch one movie pr night until new years.

November 29, 2016 - 07:36

Caleb Carter

The soundtracks are great xmas suites

Philosopher’s Stone
-01 Prologue
youtube.com/watch?v=w3C6kuOOO5E
-03 The Arrival of Baby Harry
youtube.com/watch?v=zXyl76KGcWY
-06 Platform Nine-And-Three-Quarters And The Journey To Hogwarts
youtube.com/watch?v=1wJKZJYpl3E
-07 Entry into the Great Hall and the Banquet
youtube.com/watch?v=54d3qDLGsTc
-09 Hogwarts Forever and the Moving Staircase
youtube.com/watch?v=Vy1pv5_zVDA
-10 The Norwegian Ridgeback And A Change of Season
youtube.com/watch?v=-DF9BUCtYTA
-12 Christmas At Hogwarts
youtube.com/watch?v=BOzB4Fh5R18
-13 The Invisibility Cloak and the Library Scene
youtube.com/watch?v=vGS5n01W1cg
-14 Fluffy’s Harp
youtube.com/watch?v=9u15NV1k6PI
-18 Leaving Hogwarts
youtube.com/watch?v=YSb7mOk_UvU
-19 Hedwig’s Theme
youtube.com/watch?v=1Li0SWlwe34

November 29, 2016 - 07:37

Jayden Roberts

What about just the first two movies? Tbh senpai I thought those were pretty ok. 3 was ok, but it started to get edgy and the series was clearly taking a turn for the worst.

November 29, 2016 - 07:38

Ryan Miller

>Its a Wonderful Life
>A Christmas Story
>Home Alone
>Lethal Weapon
>Danger 5 season 2
>Eastern Promises

and of course,
>Blade Runner

November 29, 2016 - 07:38

Dominic Kelly

>Comfy
Comfy is a stupid term coined by reddit that doesn't actually mean anything

November 29, 2016 - 07:38

Adam Scott

Irish TV used to show all the Star Wars films on Christmas.

November 29, 2016 - 07:38

Kayden White

All of them, they are comfy in many different ways.

November 29, 2016 - 07:39

Jackson Martin

cozy then

November 29, 2016 - 07:39

Levi Young

What about iron man 3 and the transgender drama film "tangerine"?

November 29, 2016 - 07:39

David Foster

>harry potter shitposters are now pretending to be new and replying to stale pasta in last ditch effort

November 29, 2016 - 07:40

Adrian Cox

ya'll niggas just got neet posted on by a neet

November 29, 2016 - 07:41

Dominic Smith

1-8 nucklehead why don't you just watch them and see for yourself

November 29, 2016 - 07:42

Mason Hill

The first two

November 29, 2016 - 07:43

Robert Ramirez

3 4 5 6 7 8

November 29, 2016 - 07:43

Samuel Campbell

But Hogwarts is the epicentre of comfy, so that rules the later ones out, no?

November 29, 2016 - 07:44

Henry Bennett

Number 1 and 7

November 29, 2016 - 07:44

Jose Scott

this is bait

November 29, 2016 - 07:45

Jaxson Wood

see
7 is extremely cozy and its the only one not at hogwarts

November 29, 2016 - 07:45

Wyatt Rogers

>user, you should spend your Christmas holiday enjoying time with your family, not wasting your life rewatching one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises
Meme shit aside this is actually true(not just for these movies, every movie)
Christmas will be a thing of the past very soon with the emerging m-words and their culture taking over the west

First they change it to happy holidays then they take away your decorations then they take away the holiday.

November 29, 2016 - 07:46

Dominic Miller

>Columbus fags
You're so fucking cute all twelve of you.

November 29, 2016 - 07:47

Joshua Brooks

The Grey is p. comfy

Any more movies about people stranded in the wilderness just trying to survive.

November 29, 2016 - 07:48

Cameron Smith

Prisoner of Azkaban
-01 Lumos! (Hedwig’s Theme)
youtube.com/watch?v=u_igFEdHxbU
-02 Aunt Marge’s Waltz
youtube.com/watch?v=ds3zfmqHFNM
-05 Double Trouble
youtube.com/watch?v=CvnUYeGM3qw
-09 Secrets of the Castle
youtube.com/watch?v=Acm7WYfzXhU
-18 Forward to Time Past
youtube.com/watch?v=Wlb1GX80Ql8
-19 The Dementors Converge
youtube.com/watch?v=0R5ofNJJ56Q
-20 Finale
youtube.com/watch?v=GV0g1ISkxHc
-21 Mischief Managed!
youtube.com/watch?v=TgzJO8v22nw

November 29, 2016 - 07:49

Jason Bailey

Christmas has been a shitty capitalist holiday anyway for far too long

Just go to church and celebrate jesus's birth if you actually care about the holiday

November 29, 2016 - 07:50

Levi Morales

But it is

Gremlins is also a Christmas movie

November 29, 2016 - 07:50

Jayden Perez

this copypasta made me want to re-read harry potter

on 5 now

thanks cunt

November 29, 2016 - 07:52

Logan Johnson

Its not really "stranded in the wilderness" but Ravenous. As the redditors say its very "comfy/cozy" and the soundtrack is excellent
alive (1993) but its quite cheesy at times
never cry wolf
into the white

November 29, 2016 - 07:54

Alexander Diaz

Doing gods work my friend.

November 29, 2016 - 07:56

Bentley Robinson

So youve never felt comfortable? Sad!

November 29, 2016 - 07:57

Austin Anderson

>set during Christmas
>begins and ends with Christmas music
>not a Christmas movie

fuck off guy

November 29, 2016 - 08:08

Elijah Harris

Anytime

Order of the Phoenix
-11 The Sirius Deception
youtube.com/watch?v=iMbRoPVQZlM
-07 Possession
youtube.com/watch?v=ufAiJnYyffc
-15 The Ministry of Magic
youtube.com/watch?v=Y_hdua4UZ8s
-18 Loved Ones and Leaving
youtube.com/watch?v=229wRkY-dx0

November 29, 2016 - 08:15

Hudson Price

bump

November 29, 2016 - 08:57

Tyler Harris

The old claymation movies are the best to watch at Christmas

November 29, 2016 - 09:11

Kayden Young

Child of God

November 29, 2016 - 09:20

Jeremiah Morales

thanks for this

November 29, 2016 - 09:33

Tyler James

this

November 29, 2016 - 09:35

Oliver Carter

Kys

November 29, 2016 - 09:37

Daniel Long

>christmas week

What the fuck is this?

November 29, 2016 - 09:37

Connor Green

christmas kino lad

November 29, 2016 - 09:38

Caleb Nelson

The movies are entirely carried by the music and the sets.

November 29, 2016 - 09:38

Charles White

I don't think I've seen any of the movies from start to finish. I read the book up until book 5 and then I fell off.

November 29, 2016 - 09:43

Luke Flores

Literally the best cast of all time. They weren't carried by Johm Williams music in his prime but it didnt hurt.

November 29, 2016 - 09:44

Gabriel Scott

the tv channel i sometimes watch does all the harry potter movies back to back during christmas week

except order of the phoenix

theyve done it before and they always skip this specific movie, what the fuck

November 29, 2016 - 09:46

Lincoln Nguyen

Fascinating. Maybe you should watch them, they are better than 90% of the stuff made nowadays

November 29, 2016 - 09:46

Cameron Taylor

You're not missing out

November 29, 2016 - 09:46

Sebastian Mitchell

>Celebrating the birth of our lord and savior Jesus Christ by watching satanic Hairy Pooter shit.

No thanks boss.

November 29, 2016 - 09:47

Jacob Martinez

They do it in the summer too. Good to watch for the deleted scenes added. But yea they skip OOTP because of how they schedule it. They fuck up the aspect ratio anyways.They should be viewed normally

November 29, 2016 - 09:48

William Thompson

haha faggot

November 29, 2016 - 09:49

Ian Watson

What did you fall off?

November 29, 2016 - 09:50

Andrew Gomez

>He doesn't watch LOTR during Christmas week
Pathetic.

November 29, 2016 - 09:50

Luis Torres

There are 8 films m8

November 29, 2016 - 09:51

Ryan Wood

pleb, you watch both

November 29, 2016 - 09:51

Christian Russell

>Happy Christmas cunts
What was Kloves thinking?

November 29, 2016 - 09:53

Blake Brown

but there's 3

November 29, 2016 - 09:54

Caleb Bennett

"this is gonna get me a lotta upvotes when i'm not shillin for emma watson"

November 29, 2016 - 09:55

Brody Morales

>he doesn't watch the director's cut of Legend on Christmas Eve

November 29, 2016 - 09:55

Matthew Kelly

>they still assume everybody on Sup Forums is male

November 29, 2016 - 09:56

Jace Young

>he got bullied in high school
lmao

November 29, 2016 - 09:57

Caleb Sanders

Every Christmas in Sweden there is a short animated film on TV about a boy who pulls of a Robin Hood type stunt and steals the presents from the rich and well off families and gives them to the poor people of the city.

And that film starts off with a most beautiful piece of music that never fails to remind me of Christmas.

youtube.com/watch?v=dfYWD4hDkdw

November 29, 2016 - 10:00

Elijah Kelly

That sounds like a good idea.

HP
LOTR
Die Hard
Legend
Eyes Wide Shut
all xmas core

November 29, 2016 - 10:00

Christopher James

>tfw to intelligent two keep spamming this meme anymore because i'll probably get banned

November 29, 2016 - 10:03

William Baker

did someone say comfy christmas?

November 29, 2016 - 10:07

Joshua Butler

good list

I'll add Pic Related

November 29, 2016 - 10:11

Alexander Watson

The only thing I've managed to watch every Christmas eve since 2004

November 29, 2016 - 10:12

Colton Hernandez

Not intelligent enough to write correct english

November 29, 2016 - 10:13

Camden Hughes

ive literally never seen it

November 29, 2016 - 10:14

Zachary Russell

Well you should
Good one

November 29, 2016 - 10:16

Bentley Perry

Set during/around Christmas does not a Christmas movie make.

It has to be about Christmas -- the history and/or its cultural impact/values.

Critters isn't an Easter movie even though there's an Easter egg hunt scene. Capote isn't a Christmas movie because there's a scene with a Christmas tree.

Setting does not inherently mean about, i.e. a movie set in NY is not inherently ABOUT NY.

Why you fucking idiots can't comprehend this simple thing is beyond me.

Die Hard is not a Christmas movie no matter how much you wish it to be.

November 29, 2016 - 10:17

Ayden Wilson

>statues performing the Hitler nazi salute
>Orcs are depicted as war loving barbarians (sterotype much?)
>Golem is a literal holocaust victim

What the hell Hackson? How did he get away with this?

November 29, 2016 - 10:17

Grayson Reyes

>tfw to intelligent to care about grammer

November 29, 2016 - 10:19

Nicholas Price

My holiday list
>Uncle Buck, Great Outdoors, and/or Planes, Trains, and Auto
>Home alone
>Elf
>Tommy Boy
>Nightmare Before Christmas
>Futurama Christmas Specials
>Trading Places
>Gremlins
>LOTR
>Christmas Story
>Joe Dirt when I'm hammered

November 29, 2016 - 10:22

Joseph Peterson

>people (plural)

November 29, 2016 - 10:25

Julian Martin

Oh and
>Honey I shrunk the kids
>Ghostbusters
>Scrooged
>Jingle All The Way
>Heavy Weights
>Kingpin

November 29, 2016 - 10:26

Eli Bailey

I do do this.

November 29, 2016 - 10:28

Gabriel Hernandez

Lot of crap

November 29, 2016 - 10:28

Ayden Ross

Die Hard is a xmas movie you autist. So is Eyes Wide Shut. Who wants to watch a xmas movie about fucking christmas you want it to be around christmastime and generally involve snow.

Xmas movies about xmas are shit tier. Xmas movies with xmas as the backdrop are patrician

November 29, 2016 - 10:30

Alexander Murphy

>Heavyweights
Why a summer camp movie during Christmas?

November 29, 2016 - 10:31

Jackson Ward

i watch Mean Girls, fag.

November 29, 2016 - 10:31

Angel Jackson

Totally... I'm sure you just have looping cue of Godfather 1 and 2, apocalypse now extended cut, and cabinet of dr. caligari. Lighten up dude it's holiday movies, they're supposed to be light hearted fun and nostalgia filled. Just because it doesn't have an IMBD rating over 7 doesn't mean you should just write it off.

November 29, 2016 - 10:34

Luke Garcia

Nostalgia, reminds me of summer when it's freezing, fat people, ben stiller, I just like it. My holiday list is basically all the movies that I only watch once a year that I used to watch as a kid.

November 29, 2016 - 10:36

Asher Wood

>Christmas decorations at a school

Anyone else sort of offended by this? Pol-reactionaries aside, shouldn't magic be for kids of all creeds and religions?

November 29, 2016 - 10:39

Charles Butler

Nick Hooper honestly my favorite composer from the series

November 29, 2016 - 10:40

Matthew Harris

Christmas isn't just for Christians

t. atheist who loves Christmas

November 29, 2016 - 10:43

Colton Gonzalez

>Trading Places
>Futurama specials
>LOTR
>Harry Potter
>Christmas Story
>Die Had
>007 Marathon

all comfy holiday movies

November 29, 2016 - 10:43

Benjamin Russell

>no Christmas Vacation

November 29, 2016 - 10:43

Brayden Hernandez

First, double checked. Second, please tell I've witnessed the birth of a new pasta.

November 29, 2016 - 10:44

Jason Murphy

Or the fact that christians hate harry potter, magic, and witches. Maybe they do it out of spite.

November 29, 2016 - 10:44

Nathaniel Brooks

He did a great job in my opinion and fit the films. I really the romantic styles of Williams and Doyle too though.

November 29, 2016 - 10:45

Josiah Hill

Throw in some John Candy and Bill Murray, and you got yourself a list going baby.

November 29, 2016 - 10:47

David Taylor

>he doesn't watch the whole trilogy on Boxing Day every year
What a pleb

November 29, 2016 - 10:48

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