How did Gimli know what a nervous system is?

How did Gimli know what a nervous system is?

who made bilbo's clock?

Corps spasm isn't a recently discovered thing dude. People know that the head is what controles shit in the body.

Them elves be smart n shit, nigga.

WE WUZ SOPHISTICATED N SHIT

how did americans know what a foreskin is?

Are you calling dwarves dumb? Ye must be a filthy fookin elf.

MURICANS BTFO

How did that one bitch know that slitting her wrists would keep her alive but make it look like she wanted to die so that she'd be given attention like the stupid roastie bitch she is?

>Let the lard of the land cum fart

Was that line necessary

In his youth, Gimli dissected A LOT of elves to learn the secrets of the mortal races.
JRR Tolkien told me so.
He also told me his son is a fag but that's common knowledge.

>Elves
>mortal races
Try again, kiddo

>elves
>immortal
Stabbing them kills them, so they can't be immortal.

Maybe it's like in The Witcher universe where they have fairly modern medical science but the existence of magic has them stuck somewhere in the pre-Industrial Revolution stage.

Doesn't Triss diagnose the Kayran with cancer in Witcher 2?

what's that on the ground to the bottom left? is that the script?

Immortal is not the same as invincible my dude

LOTR was Tolkein's attempt at creating an elaborate allegory for the development of modern medicine

Yeah, I suppose thats a possibility. Theres also autopsy you do in 1.

Invincible means can't be defeated.
Immortal means can't be killed/can't die.
Elves can be killed, and are therefore not immortal.

>fire your bows!

What did he mean by this?

They weren't idiots back then, they knew how to kill things, and they knew that spinal injuries and brain injuries were the most traumatic to living things (general).

Worst fucking meme ever. Kys