Germany B vs Mexico A

>Germany B vs Mexico A

Who's going to win?

>Mexico A
>no Reyes
>no Guardado

That's more like Mexico C tbqh

this is mexico's h team m8

Germany is going to rape Mexico anally, orally and vaginally

B-but we don't have v-v-va-ginas, sempai.

Your country literally has no significant athletes

>vaginally
Did you just assume mexicos gender?

More like Germany A- vs México D

Why didn't any of these teams bring their A team? Isn't this supposed to be an important tournament?

And your country is filled with poor, obese retards.

>mfw OP's picture is exactly eleven years old
Where did all the time go?

Sweden I really love The cardigans and The hives... Should I go to your country and marry a big faced kirsten-dunst-esque waifu?

>Isn't this supposed to be an important tournament?

Smuganimegirl.jpg

Do you like Ace of Base?

I wonder if she's old and busted now

Time is a concept, it does not go anywhere ;^)

It's a meme cup about testing meme formations and meme players before the world cup. Like olympic football, but with less dedication and professionality.

jej

what does mexico A team look like? do they ever use it?

Nah. That's from Euro 2008.

It's formation is secret and they will only show it in the world cup final

No Tecatito either
realistically this is Mexico's E team

The less Mexicans it has the better the team.

Germany B team is actually better than all those meme NTs. Why bring the A team when you can test different players and still win this shit?

Ibrahimovic is pretty cool

Mexico doesn't even have a right wingback nor a defensive midfielder, we are fucked up anyway

Reyes sucks ass anyway. Ochoa is garbage too. Only good amierdica player is Peralta. Guardado wasnt going to be a factor even if he wasnt DQ'd because hes a manlet. All mexico has is Dos Santos and Vela. Grmany gonna breeze it

Mexico already won. We wont get imbarrased by those dirtty chileans.

If mexico loses against germany it is to be expected. We are saving our A team for copa oro my dudes.

Copa Oro > Conferderationes

>le D team meme
chicanos and their damage control

is this a meme or something I can't tell

who the fuck is even going to the gold cup? mexico's ZZZZZZ team?

It's a meme, a good meme

>I-i-i-i-i-i-i-it's Osorio's fault!

You deserve it m8.

It's a meme. These idiots are fielding there A team after not calling them up for the wc qualifiers

Honestly our A team might be the best team in the Confederations Cup

There's no use in playing it now and exposing our strategy before the World Cup

but i didnt see usa?

I'm Mexican

>Ochoa sucks
Yup, if it weren't for his acrobatic saves people would realize how overrated he is. But hey he's a better keeper than that trash brad guzan will ever be

>I'm Mexican

You've probably only been to Mexico twice and you speak some broken ass Spanish you stupid cuck

NO HE DOESN'T DRUMPF

Make me puto.

You white people are all talk, no action.

I want your race war to happen. Get off the internet and make it happen. The US is like a whore to me, only here to make money and destroy as much shit as I can and then leave.

Ochoa may suck but he's the best GK you guys have. Talavera being in a national squad is a complete mockery.

t. travis johnson in iowa falseflagging

>The US is like a whore to me, only here to make money and destroy as much shit as I can and then leave.
Please don't come back to my country.

Bosnians don't count

Puto el que lo lea

im also mexican but im just here on vacation. i have seen lots of obese people and red hats

>all talk, no action.
oh dont worry, we'll get to you soon enough

>our A team
Did your A team ever play a single match, Joseph "José" Hernandez?

>Erik Karlsson

If Trump won't then we should build the wall ourselves to keep your "kind" over there.

Can we exchange Osorio for Low? I feel like we would all benefit from this

Come with your gun then. I can't wait.

doesn't the name B team imply that the entire XI is B team?

because Germany has two players who are starters for the actual team

What benefit does it serve Mexico to play our A team? Especially over a shitty meme tournament

Just watch for our A team in the World Cup

a team entirely of substitutes would be more of a D team

BEANED

I see it as if the team is missing even one key player, it becomes B team.

and so on. perhaps I am a gigantic retard though

manlets, when will they learn?

>This entire interaction

I'm in tears

Why not?

this is Mexico Y

to answer this i'll need to see pics of mexican qts and germany qts

>in the World Cup
(You) are the most pathetic team in World Cup history. Even the US whose flag >you falsely occupy is more impressive. Even >your GOAT team of kybernetically improved spics couldn't beat those 11 strangers Löw found somewhere running around in Germany

Not an argument

Are there any real American's in Sup Forums, and not just mexicans?

White bois don't like sports

Has a player ever been picked up from a team after a good confederation cup performance ? I want to see Jonathan in champions League

When Trump said Mexico wasn't sending their best he was right.

Too bad

I'm as puro Jalisco as they come.

Real americans don't watch soccer.

Mexican couch rotation tactic is horrid. Don't act like Mexico is like Cameroon, they are on par with all the top teams on a good day, but Osario is seriously betting all his cards here.

meme region that produces meme players

Lel

Soon paco just make sure my lawn is cut tomorrow faggot

that's obvious, the US don't want our best and our best is not going to enter illegally since they live better here or somewhere else where they are wanted

Except they do.

Murrikan girls are ultra-thirsty for the spic D. This is a fact.

>they are on par with all the top teams on a good day

L
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Most of them want blacks desu. Ive also been to Mexico couple of times and the girls would always go for black tourists.

>>Germany B vs Mexico A
but that's like your W team user

Mexico's A team played for the last time back in 1986, ever since no TM has put together the best players, although we did shine with some B teams a couple of times, just wasn't enough

Not his fault we suck at football, but makes it all 10 times worse when he experiments with the natural position of players and with literally 8-9 changes between games, including the goalkeeper of all people.

We don't have a defence, we have a mediocre midfield and strikers, yes. But Osorio is a pest that needs to go and stay go.

>mediocre midfield
You have your best midfielder in years. The midfield is decent

Who are these real Americans you speak of?

>he doesn't rate Talavera
he made more sick ass saves in the game versus New Zealand. Had Ochoa been in goal he would've conceded so many goals

Coaches never use the A squad because they always put a meme player that sucks their cock in rather than a good one or keep one of the best players out because they have personal gripes with them (I.E Hugo Sanchez)

>we

>being proud of coming from a gay ass state
Kill yourself

American flags in sawker threads are Mexicans
American flags in NBA, NFL, are niggers
American flags in MLB are Puerto Ricans and Cubans

The funny thing is that you REALLY REALLY think you'd be better without him. It's fucking hilarious.

Where are he american white guys

/r9k/ and /fit/

b team vs b team. should be fun desu

CHI

>Mexico Y vs Germany Z who wins?

/hoc/ my dude

Ochoa is the better shot stopper.
Ochoa is the better passer.
Ochoa is better at breaking up crosses believe it or not.

Talavera doesn't know the rules and handballs at least once a year.

Did you just assume that your sexual organ defines your gender?

the gauchos fear the german

>American flags in sawker threads are Mexicans
Jokes on you. I'm black

>Germany B
haha
Keep telling yourself that. Reality is your old shitter team is just trying not to die before the World Cup. After that this is your team. We will beat you now easily and in the World Cup and Germany won't be relevant again.