WHITE MALE GENERAL

WHITE MALE GENERAL
You may post if:
Your skin is white.
Your hair is blonde (light brown hair minimum; black hair only if you have blue eyes)
Your eyes are blue or green (other colors only if you have blonde hair)
You are taller than 1.80 m (if you are between 1.65 and 1.80 and meet ALL other criteria you may post prefacing your post with "Manlet here"
You are not a Muslim or have any muslim realtives
You are straight and in good shape

This thread is to celebrate winning the genetical lottery, discussing other races is beyond us. What do you love most about being a: Fucking White Male!

Fuck you, Ahmed. You're not fooling anybody.

White man reporting.

Feels bad that our people are self-genociding.

What if I have dark brown hair and hazel eyes

I love that when I get a compliment on something I've said or done it's because I really did well, and not because I'm fullfilling a minority quota.

> He doesn't mention Hazel eyes

Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, Europe for everyone? SAD!

What level of sunscreen protection do you need?

So no white males on pol. Damn Abdul, you really did fuck it all up to hell.

>in good shape

almost had them all, lanklet as fugg

I have white skin
Light brown hair that once was blonde
Green / hazel color changing eyes

Mexican and Sicilian.

I'm a fucking pinto beaner day walker.

Other than fucking various women, how can I use these traits to my advantage?

I already got free college.

Sorry Juan, this isn't your thread. Have fun in the "La Raza" general.

>tfw born as the blueprint for Adolf's übermensch.

zip it muslim scum
go forcibly miscegenate with the self hating natives

I'm Catholic

I have pale white skin and golden hair of the sun nigga. My eyes are like the ocean fammm. I be a god amongst you earth born people. Bow down and suck my cock. I'm part of the most evolved humans on the planet. Sucks to suck. Sky clan reporting in

Too bad you don't speak white.

I'm 1.96, have blue eyes and I have light-ish hair (lighter than brown but darker qthan blonde). I'm the captain of my football team, meaning in better shape than the lots of you. My parents however are Turkish immigrants. Sure, stormfags will never call me white but I'm whiter than 99% of you.

>Germans
>white

Nice try, Mutambe.

Light brown blue eyes king race here...

Feels so good knowing I wasn't born a mud skin with mud hair and mud eyes :)

Honestly. Feels so fucking good.

Shit skin, friendo.

Feces colored poo monkeys.

Smelly, excrement shaded night coons.

It does feel good.

My eyes are light gray. Am I allowed to join?

What if Im 180cm (crap) dark Brown hair and green eyes?

Not a single white so far
BAKA

>tfw aryan aesthetics
>but no country only for people like me

What am I even supposed to with my life.

These genes are to beautiful to just throw away.

Whitest of them all :^)

black hair, green eyes. all european ancestry.

>Your hair is blonde (light brown hair minimum; black hair only if you have blue eyes)

What if I was born with blonde hair, but it turned brown due to being a shut-in NEET?

I meet all the other criteria, senpai.

こんにちは、アジアの友人

feels good man,

181cm, 77kg, blond hair, green eyes, decent 18cm cock, iq 131

Because I have dark brown hair and grey eyes, I'm not white? I thought only white people could have my colour combination.

>White
>light brown hair, brown beard that looks more red in direct sunlight
>grey eyes
>6 ft tall
>not muslim, nor christian
>Straight, 5% body fat, used to be strong but now I spend the majority of spare time reading books.

I think I'm white

You're just a shittier shade of white.

There are diffrent levels.

There may be hope for you. Depends on tge rest of the phenotype. Do you get sunburnt?

You really should rename this thread to, "ARYAN MALE GENERAL" some of us are getting confused.

>mfw i qualify for all of the above except hair and eye color
>mfw u made me jelly

okay, my anchestors are in soviet Russia and Japan
you got me, I'm not white :^)

What's your ancestry?

Not many people have skin whiter than mine, friend.

Shit thread. This seems to be the "blonde hair, blue eyes only". Completely disregarding more than half of the Germanics, Celts etc.

d/c thread
this kike excludes hitler

But you don't have blonde/light brown hair or blue eyes.

Which means you're not the optimal white male.

I don't tan, but I don't burn all that badly either. I pass all of your criteria except for eyes and hair.

I have all of them except I'm a tubby cunt

I'm two shades of white, am I okay?

>anglos
>white

5'9

GOD I LOVE BEING MASTERRACE

>5% body fat
Is that what your mom told you? You can't get there without being on steroids and spending a significant amount of time in gym

A-am I white senpai?

>Turks
>German

White green eyes blonde hair

>fit
Well I'm not fat but due to having to recover from a serous injury I'm not very strong anymore
>straight
Well I was but in above accident my well junk got fucked up and don't work anymore. Now i don't feel attracted to anything and Doctor says I'll never have children. Hell at least I can piss properly so there's a plus

Do you guys count Swiss speaking German ancestry as Germanic/aryan?

whiter than me and you're literally turkroach
fucking hell

White man here when's the gassing

are you a girl? never seen such girly hands on a man.

i have a really lean diet and work my ass off at my job, also good genetics

Did you just change the brightness/colour settings in Photoshop there roach?

>brown hair
>brown eyes
Eh fuck it, I'll just post my DNA test :DDD

6'2"
Blue eyes
Light brown hair
Pale skin
Nationalist
Roman Catholic
Massive dick

Hey guys, I'm brown hair and eyes and I'm dating a mulatto, who also has both. Am I doing the master race a favor by purifying her genes?

>1.80 m

Fuck off manlet.

Reporting in.

I match all the criteria except I have auburn hair, I'm posting and you can't stop me.

:^)

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looks like you've never worked a day in your life with those smooth girly hands

Do a real bf% test in the lab. 5% is a bodybuilder on steroids during competitions

here is your (((you)))s

How many children do you already have?

manlet here

last time i had my bf% tested i was at 8% and i know for a fact i am leaner now than i was back then, maybe 7% absolute max

That has to be the most un-natty looking body I think I've ever seen.

>Blue Eyes
>Brown hair
>Dad has black hair
Brown nipples
also i tan pretty easily, and im Italian, german, english, welsh, irish

Am i White?

none for the moment, im only 22 yo. 3 kids wud be legit in the future tho

>Italian
>White

wew lad

Can I be an honorary white male?

if you can top my asian heritage then yes :^)

You misspelled five

Feels pretty good

t. meets all the criteria.

Italians are white.
(Not Southern Italians)

White power!

Holy shit, for once, I meet all the criteria to be allowed to post. Must be my lucky day.

If I have brown hair and eyes, but I've killed a nigger in self-defense, can I be an honorary White? I meet all other qualifications.

>5% body fat
you're fucking retarded lmao

>half aryan
>half anglo

Dark brown hair, hazel eyes, freckles.

The anglo is eternal within me.

1,78 Non-muslim, White skin, Black hair, brown Eyes reporting, bite me cunts

Nordic/Anglo master race reporting in

American Aryan reporting in sir!

I thought you are a nigger desu senpai.
it's midnight here, so I turned on the camera flash.

>Brown eyes
Literallly honorary Arab at best

Green eyes brown haired white here

Enjoying the feel of the minorities lusting after my BWC this summer

You are cheaper than a dime a dozen. OP asked for Aryans, not mutts.

>whitelets think they can compete with this
lmaoing @ ur lyfe

Underrated post

Sorry son, you can support us, but you are not one of us.

I'm everything here, but with blue eyes and brown hair. The only true white man.

I fit in all of these except I have red hair. How am I not White?

White man reporting in what if i have brown hair and green eyes

no, I just have heritage in Japan and in Kazan, Russia, Asian's aren't white. Don't think all finns are like this, they are whiter than me
sorry to disappoint you

>What do you love most...
Feels good knowing everything I have is the result of effort and risk. No handouts, no quotas, no participation awards.

I was born with gray hair and hazel eyes

but sadly i'm a 5'10 manlet

Brown hair blue eyes, descended from France when it was still a Monarchy, and Germany before it was raped by mongols.

FPBP