WHITE MALE GENERAL You may post if: Your skin is white. Your hair is blonde (light brown hair minimum; black hair only if you have blue eyes) Your eyes are blue or green (other colors only if you have blonde hair) You are taller than 1.80 m (if you are between 1.65 and 1.80 and meet ALL other criteria you may post prefacing your post with "Manlet here" You are not a Muslim or have any muslim realtives You are straight and in good shape
This thread is to celebrate winning the genetical lottery, discussing other races is beyond us. What do you love most about being a: Fucking White Male!
Logan Green
Fuck you, Ahmed. You're not fooling anybody.
Justin Jackson
White man reporting.
Feels bad that our people are self-genociding.
James Sanders
What if I have dark brown hair and hazel eyes
Brayden Cruz
I love that when I get a compliment on something I've said or done it's because I really did well, and not because I'm fullfilling a minority quota.
Jordan Clark
> He doesn't mention Hazel eyes
Africa for Africans, Asia for Asians, Europe for everyone? SAD!
Brandon Peterson
What level of sunscreen protection do you need?
Julian Perez
So no white males on pol. Damn Abdul, you really did fuck it all up to hell.
Adrian Bell
>in good shape
almost had them all, lanklet as fugg
Ethan Gomez
I have white skin Light brown hair that once was blonde Green / hazel color changing eyes
Mexican and Sicilian.
I'm a fucking pinto beaner day walker.
Other than fucking various women, how can I use these traits to my advantage?
I already got free college.
Isaiah Butler
Sorry Juan, this isn't your thread. Have fun in the "La Raza" general.
Jacob Wood
>tfw born as the blueprint for Adolf's übermensch.
Luke Hill
zip it muslim scum go forcibly miscegenate with the self hating natives
Joseph Watson
I'm Catholic
Brandon Nelson
I have pale white skin and golden hair of the sun nigga. My eyes are like the ocean fammm. I be a god amongst you earth born people. Bow down and suck my cock. I'm part of the most evolved humans on the planet. Sucks to suck. Sky clan reporting in
Tyler Foster
Too bad you don't speak white.
Anthony Ortiz
I'm 1.96, have blue eyes and I have light-ish hair (lighter than brown but darker qthan blonde). I'm the captain of my football team, meaning in better shape than the lots of you. My parents however are Turkish immigrants. Sure, stormfags will never call me white but I'm whiter than 99% of you.
Parker Phillips
>Germans >white
Nice try, Mutambe.
Brody Collins
Light brown blue eyes king race here...
Feels so good knowing I wasn't born a mud skin with mud hair and mud eyes :)
Honestly. Feels so fucking good.
Brody Adams
Shit skin, friendo.
Feces colored poo monkeys.
Smelly, excrement shaded night coons.
It does feel good.
Alexander Clark
My eyes are light gray. Am I allowed to join?
Elijah Williams
What if Im 180cm (crap) dark Brown hair and green eyes?
Christopher Cooper
Not a single white so far BAKA
Jaxon James
>tfw aryan aesthetics >but no country only for people like me
What am I even supposed to with my life.
These genes are to beautiful to just throw away.
Ryder Mitchell
Whitest of them all :^)
Caleb Sanders
black hair, green eyes. all european ancestry.
Dylan Thomas
>Your hair is blonde (light brown hair minimum; black hair only if you have blue eyes)
What if I was born with blonde hair, but it turned brown due to being a shut-in NEET?
I meet all the other criteria, senpai.
Zachary Campbell
こんにちは、アジアの友人
Noah Cooper
feels good man,
181cm, 77kg, blond hair, green eyes, decent 18cm cock, iq 131
Wyatt Russell
Because I have dark brown hair and grey eyes, I'm not white? I thought only white people could have my colour combination.
Xavier Morgan
>White >light brown hair, brown beard that looks more red in direct sunlight >grey eyes >6 ft tall >not muslim, nor christian >Straight, 5% body fat, used to be strong but now I spend the majority of spare time reading books.
I think I'm white
Nathan Jenkins
You're just a shittier shade of white.
There are diffrent levels.
John Smith
There may be hope for you. Depends on tge rest of the phenotype. Do you get sunburnt?
Joshua Long
You really should rename this thread to, "ARYAN MALE GENERAL" some of us are getting confused.
>mfw i qualify for all of the above except hair and eye color >mfw u made me jelly
Mason Jackson
okay, my anchestors are in soviet Russia and Japan you got me, I'm not white :^)
Justin Perry
What's your ancestry?
Samuel Martin
Not many people have skin whiter than mine, friend.
Mason Diaz
Shit thread. This seems to be the "blonde hair, blue eyes only". Completely disregarding more than half of the Germanics, Celts etc.
Gavin Morales
d/c thread this kike excludes hitler
Christopher Smith
But you don't have blonde/light brown hair or blue eyes.
Which means you're not the optimal white male.
Hunter Ramirez
I don't tan, but I don't burn all that badly either. I pass all of your criteria except for eyes and hair.
Angel Jenkins
I have all of them except I'm a tubby cunt
Gabriel Martinez
I'm two shades of white, am I okay?
Jace Thomas
>anglos >white
Christopher Wilson
5'9
GOD I LOVE BEING MASTERRACE
Charles Stewart
>5% body fat Is that what your mom told you? You can't get there without being on steroids and spending a significant amount of time in gym
Andrew Robinson
A-am I white senpai?
Wyatt Ortiz
>Turks >German
Easton Brown
White green eyes blonde hair
>fit Well I'm not fat but due to having to recover from a serous injury I'm not very strong anymore >straight Well I was but in above accident my well junk got fucked up and don't work anymore. Now i don't feel attracted to anything and Doctor says I'll never have children. Hell at least I can piss properly so there's a plus
Do you guys count Swiss speaking German ancestry as Germanic/aryan?
Michael Clark
whiter than me and you're literally turkroach fucking hell
Nolan Richardson
White man here when's the gassing
Tyler Perez
are you a girl? never seen such girly hands on a man.
Bentley Kelly
i have a really lean diet and work my ass off at my job, also good genetics
Brandon Green
Did you just change the brightness/colour settings in Photoshop there roach?
Jacob Peterson
>brown hair >brown eyes Eh fuck it, I'll just post my DNA test :DDD
Brody Hughes
6'2" Blue eyes Light brown hair Pale skin Nationalist Roman Catholic Massive dick
Jordan Young
Hey guys, I'm brown hair and eyes and I'm dating a mulatto, who also has both. Am I doing the master race a favor by purifying her genes?
Ryder Martin
>1.80 m
Fuck off manlet.
Wyatt James
Reporting in.
Brody Wright
I match all the criteria except I have auburn hair, I'm posting and you can't stop me.
Noah Perry
:^)
Nathan Miller
...
Eli Murphy
looks like you've never worked a day in your life with those smooth girly hands
Christopher Thompson
Do a real bf% test in the lab. 5% is a bodybuilder on steroids during competitions
Easton Butler
here is your (((you)))s
Xavier Powell
How many children do you already have?
Brody Russell
manlet here
Nicholas Stewart
last time i had my bf% tested i was at 8% and i know for a fact i am leaner now than i was back then, maybe 7% absolute max
Nicholas Wright
That has to be the most un-natty looking body I think I've ever seen.
Aiden Sullivan
>Blue Eyes >Brown hair >Dad has black hair Brown nipples also i tan pretty easily, and im Italian, german, english, welsh, irish
Am i White?
Asher Ward
none for the moment, im only 22 yo. 3 kids wud be legit in the future tho
John Howard
>Italian >White
wew lad
John Lee
Can I be an honorary white male?
Hunter Hughes
if you can top my asian heritage then yes :^)
Nolan Allen
You misspelled five
Dylan Ward
Feels pretty good
t. meets all the criteria.
Asher Price
Italians are white. (Not Southern Italians)
Parker Powell
White power!
Grayson Rivera
Holy shit, for once, I meet all the criteria to be allowed to post. Must be my lucky day.
Easton Jenkins
If I have brown hair and eyes, but I've killed a nigger in self-defense, can I be an honorary White? I meet all other qualifications.
Jace Adams
>5% body fat you're fucking retarded lmao
Dylan Robinson
>half aryan >half anglo
Dark brown hair, hazel eyes, freckles.
The anglo is eternal within me.
Josiah Hernandez
1,78 Non-muslim, White skin, Black hair, brown Eyes reporting, bite me cunts
Jaxson Morgan
Nordic/Anglo master race reporting in
Michael Murphy
American Aryan reporting in sir!
Easton Anderson
I thought you are a nigger desu senpai. it's midnight here, so I turned on the camera flash.
Asher Carter
>Brown eyes Literallly honorary Arab at best
Ryder Fisher
Green eyes brown haired white here
Enjoying the feel of the minorities lusting after my BWC this summer
Ian Reyes
You are cheaper than a dime a dozen. OP asked for Aryans, not mutts.
Jaxson Taylor
>whitelets think they can compete with this lmaoing @ ur lyfe
Leo Jackson
Underrated post
Kevin Williams
Sorry son, you can support us, but you are not one of us.
Bentley Russell
I'm everything here, but with blue eyes and brown hair. The only true white man.
Brody Hernandez
I fit in all of these except I have red hair. How am I not White?
Juan Morales
White man reporting in what if i have brown hair and green eyes
Wyatt Stewart
no, I just have heritage in Japan and in Kazan, Russia, Asian's aren't white. Don't think all finns are like this, they are whiter than me sorry to disappoint you
Asher Sanchez
>What do you love most... Feels good knowing everything I have is the result of effort and risk. No handouts, no quotas, no participation awards.
Anthony Miller
I was born with gray hair and hazel eyes
but sadly i'm a 5'10 manlet
Jeremiah Ross
Brown hair blue eyes, descended from France when it was still a Monarchy, and Germany before it was raped by mongols.