ITT: garbage Sup Forums tricked you into watching

ITT: garbage Sup Forums tricked you into watching

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The Vvitch
Green Room
10 Cloverpleb Lane

This is an excellent movie.

The only thing about Sup Forums that bothers me is they pretend to watch television. It's like listening to your grandfather talk about hearing the latest episode of the "The Shadow". If any of you actually pay for cable television I feel sorry for you.

>they pretend to watch television
No, half the board watches television like sacks of shit. They are underage or retarded.

Children of men is pretty gud compared to other meme shit Sup Forums likes to shill
>cabin in the woods ( basically a 'Scary Movie' movie) supposedly its good because it doesn't take itself to seriously
>the witch (boring drama, 2 hours of wood chopping and a 'spooky' ending)
>the thing (bland as fuck, practical effects were ok -people get really buttblaster when you say anything bad about this movie- will probably memepost about 'le pleb and le newfugs and reddit' )
>the blair witch project, again same as the witch, two hours of doing nothing with a spooky thing in the end. Doing nothing is supposed to 'build tension!', lmao

children of men is a good guide on dealing with refugees

solaris
silent running

what type of movie were you looking for?

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The Thing is great. Agree with the rest tho.

Reddit: the list

>8 1/2
Fuck that hack Fellini. and fuck his shitty Italian dubbing.

this is an amazing movie wtf are you on about user

All of these, also It Follows

Sicario
Drive

Watching this right now and it looks like shit, redpill me on the Fellini hype i believe you

La Dolce Vita is great
Rome is ok
8 1/2 is nice to watch but convoluted

Okay. What about Godard, I've only seen Alphaville. How's À bout de souffle?

I liked the first part of the Cabin in the Woods. It was pretty cool and the universe was neat. Then it got all fucked.

I liked breathless but Goddard is my number 1 hated director. Some people like contempt so I would check that out.

>It Follows
>garbage
You have to go back

Rome
Neon Demon
Children of Men

The Terminator
Scarface
Alien
Glengarry Glen Ross
No Country for Old Men
The Godfather

not the same user
it's garbage and it was shilled to death in Sup Forums

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>garbage
That's an accurate prediction of the London Caliphate.

>The Thing

turbo pleb

Any movie that was mentioned on Sup Forums at least once that I watched and did not like.

bait

>The Terminator
>Scarface
>Alien
>Glengarry Glen Ross
>No Country for Old Men
>The Godfather
everything you said is wrong.

>The Godfather
This, desu. That movie was pretty terrible. I still don't get what is supposed to be good about it.

It's not garbage. Trashlord.

There will be blood

>Calvary
>Her
>Gattaca
>John Wick
>Almost everything Cronenberg directed
>Almost everything Sion Sono directed
Sometimes I forget this place is full of people who like Game of Thrones.

>I forget this place is full of people who like Game of Thrones.
Oh yeah, 42 unique posters in /got/ so far, so fucking full of them.

Why don't you like Cronenberg

He's utterly pretentious. He spent his whole career after The Fly trying to prove he had more to offer than just body horror, but he doesn't. He's just pretending.

>Predictable
>Style over substance with a forced le cool aesthetic in terms of direction and filters
>Poorly written characters who make beyond stupid descisions

Yeah nah it was shit aye

www.reddit.com

Guess you haven't seen this board when something is actually happening on GoT, all of page 0 is consumed.

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it's not perfect but kill yourself senpai

It was ok apart from the lame music shit they forced into it. DUDE DAD-ROCK

There will be blood was shit and you know it.

kill

your

self

agreed

garbage movie

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>he uses pretentious as an argument
Eastern Promises was alright

Pacific Rim

It's the actual meaning of pretentious though. There should be a picture of M. Butterfly in the dictionary.

Newfug

World Peace