Sir, I need to see your licence and registration.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
Sir, I need to see your licence and registration.
Do you know why I pulled you over?
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officer i think you've made a mistake, im white
I am a member of the sovereign state of Quebec which means I do not recognize your authority over myself. I do not have to provide you with anything. Have a good day pig
SHALL
No, officer. Am I being detained? Are you conducting an investigation? I'd like to speak to my attorney. AM I BEING DETAINED???
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no i don't
Sage
Quoi? Je paie pas mes taxes pour être accoster en Englais
AM I BEING DETAINED
Sure, here is my license and registration, and no, I dont know why you pulled me over.
>even though i might have an idea of why you pulled me over
>no admissions of guilt
"Can you make a guess as to why I pulled you over"
>No i have no idea, why dont you tell me
Sir, I need you step out of your car
Because you're lonely and need someone to talk to? Not your blog, dude.
NO IM NOT PUTTING MY WINDOW DOWN SIR
SIR
WHAT DID I DO SIR
I DID NOT DO THAT SIR
YOU ARE LYING SIR
SIR PLEASE STOP SIR
SIR I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG
PLEASE FILM THIS
THIS IS ILLEGAL SIR
STOP TOUCHING ME SIR
*TASER DEPLOYED*
SZZZZZZZZ SIR STOP SZZZZZZZZ
*DIES FROM ELECTRONIC SHOCK*
>family sues police
>family gets $100,000.00
>hope it was worth it
>devilish
cause im young and im white and your daughter needs a dickin tonight
It's because I'm black, well done.
Pro-tip for everyone: make sure to kill me so I can't sue you.
Here you go officer, I believe everything is in line.
t. the third beastie boy
This isn't my car, officer, it's my mother's. Am I under arrest? Can I see your badge number? Am I being detained?
I am traviling and dont ned a lisence oficer blease go away
DINDU NUFFIN
I DINDU NUFFIN
Yeah I know, 5km/h over the limit. Don't you have some gyppos to beat up?
>this actually happens in Ro and is the main income source for cops
>Do you know why I pulled you over?
You have a quota to fill
Right answer. This is the first thing you say to any officer that approaches you, no matter how innocuous.
"my license and registration is in my middle console"
>ok get it
"here you go" "why did you stop me"
>you were going 10 over the speed limit i'll let you off with a warning
"thank you officer have a good day"
also i'm white so that helps
>10 over the speed limit
where the fuck do people live that they pull you over for this?
i don't know i just made some shit up i've never been pulled over because i don't speed in the first place
actually i lied i was pulled over once when i was learning because there were "looking for drunk drivers" so either i was unsteady driving still or they were being cock suckers
>76772416
the limit here is 5 over, of course not a law just courtesy. I'm mixed so maybe they don't want ot get called raycis
I think I've heard that West Virginia is the worst, where they hammer you for even going 5 miles over the limit.
Serait-ce parce que mes instances numériques se répètent, M. l'agent?
s a g e
Where I live if you do 11 over you'll get pulled over
Road pirates thread?
Protip for white people:
When being stopped by police, be sure to put your hands on your steering wheel while they approach your vehicle.
This will signal to them that you are not holding a weapon, and it will also signal to them that you're white.
Just reasons to fill their quotas. I thought it only happens in Romania but the internet showed me it's the same everywhere.
I DO NOT CONSENT
DO NOT TAZE MY NUTS
THAT IS NOT A PROPER USE OF THAT DEVICE
If you live in a white area your driving is held to a higher standard because police departments in big cities like to keep the number of white drivers pulled-over up to not appear racist. It's also part of the reason they don't patrol black neighborhoods.
Also it's not 'quota' it's 'minimum performance standard'
Yes. Because you wanted to know how old my car was like two cops did before you. It's 41 years old now please let me go.
Yeah, sure lemme get my reg. its in the glovebox.
GTFO YOU GLOBALIST SHILL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What car?
>Dubs
Move along, sir. Have a good day.
>cop pulled me over for going 38 miles over the speed limit
>lets me off with a warning for being cooperative
County sheriffs are the best
Why no officer. Here is my license and registration i trust every thing is in order.
Seat 127. The engine is new, volkswagen. The rest is original.
I got pulled over last month for the first time in years. The cop asked me to not speed, thanked me for not being a criminal and let me go without even a warning. Feels good to be white sober and not a criminal.
Pic related is not my car by the way. My model has bigger defences and even less aerodynamic.
officer i just want to let you know that i am in possession of a concealed carry permit
>have a nice day sir
The correct term would be "privateer" rather than pirate, because the gov't has given a charter/color of law to the officer.
Here you are officer.
>bam bam bam
>shits fired
>bam bam bam bam bam bam
>suspect went for my gun
>do you know why I pulled you over
Fucking hell, if only a cop ever actually asked me that. Spent 2 hours in the back of a cop car for a broken headlight once. Didn't know why I was pulled over until they ransacked my car.
Suburban police, not even once.
STOP RAPING ME
My HONORABLE DISCHARGE plates give my a pretty clear pass.
I had a cop give me a wave and a mouthed "slow down" while I was doing 35 over the limit.
Also have my blonde haired blue eyed white male shield.
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It'd just be pirate to me. There's nothing that fundamentally distinguishes government from any other organized crime group in function, so I'm not about to let the mere word "government" stop me from calling it like it is.
wat?! you're green, get out of the car.
>rebadged Fiat 127 with VW engine
ew
what engine is it though, something like a V6 or some gutless 4banger?
nice. the only thing thats better is if the pig had just fucked off to start. why waste time like that? oh yeah, they could have extorted you for a few thousand dollars.
No dubs here occifer.
Because I'm black
fucking kek @ dat vid
AM I BEING DETAINED? AM I BEING DETAINED? YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT I'M DRIVING I'M TRAVELING. UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE VIOLATING THE LAW YOU CAN'T DO THIS
V4 from a Volkswagen Golf.
An infantry commander gave me the car for free if I repaired it.
I don't need to drive outside of work so I thought it'd be a good alternative for my days off to get a cheap shitty car and I've taken care of it ever since. Mostly because that commander died two years after that so it's like a token to me.
You are violating my rights as a person
>implying any sov-cit shit would win in a case anywhere
literally the only time i can cheer on the police
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