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I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea and the java and me
A cup, a cup, a cup, a cup, a cup

post your savings and current account

ugly cow

buy clothes
club
dismantle anime nonces

The DUP are already pooling millions of government subsidisation into acquiring pallets for bonfire season because a large council owned stockpile in sandy row was set alight (Your tax money is literally going straight into the orange order, the DUP are corrupt you fucking jinnets)

anime

sue

Picture you upon my knee,
Just tea for two and two for tea,
Just me for you
And you for me alone.
Nobody near us
To see us or hear us,
No friends or relations
On weekend vacations.
We won't have it known, dear,
That we own a telephone, dear;

lot of people falling for the help 2 buy meme

>brown eyes

hold on turning on my oven

>1.8k in my current account

>dismantle anime nonces

EXCELLENT post

have £7 to my name

beautiful

wonder what greater london would get on the ancestry ethnicity test lmao

calling the police as we speak

anyone know if 20 gauge birdshot would penetrate soft body armor?

>tfw people are firing guns off somewhere outside
>tfw celebrations and fireworks usually last a few days
>tfw going to pick up the fireworks today

money box? lol mate you're wasting that shit maybe keep a few hundred in case of emergency but at least stick in the bank and get the interest

lad it's savings account go google and get on the help to buy isa asap lad

stop inpersonating me

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how is it a meme? unironically the most generous scheme going

nah mate i don't have to worry about things like that

かわいい(μ_μ)

stefflon don

Jesus 'miracle church': Jewish extremist found guilty of arson

...

did you know koala babies eat their mom's poo because they don't produce milk?

am going to some onsen in gunma but ill probably spend a few days in tokyo by my lonely
going to spend all the bands on clothes

only reason help to buy is meme is if you wana buy outside the price range which most people don't do altho admittably for london just 400k is a bit dire

Dont like the idea of living so close to somebody that browses /brit/. May have to eliminate them

I don't wanna take my time going to work, I got a bike and a sleeping bag and ten or fifteen girls. What the hell I wanna go off and go to work for? Work for what? Money?

nice, anything touristy? are you going to Tokyo

dead ting

if u're walling about bermondsey im gona get u first, when i spot you on the tube u're going down (p.s. i take jubilee west)

Would heem any runt here no bother

makign diner

>bermondsey
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

You won't find this in any """""medical journal"""""

yeah last time I was in a group of 30 people overall and this time it's just me and my parents
think I will look autistic at the club alone but c'est la vie

pretty fucking useless 2bh.

dont understand banking, savings, finances or anything of that nature. no idea what im going to do when i need a mortgage (not that i'll never get to that point probably). just have a normal bank account with the little money i have in it.

dont understand taxes.

dont understand utility bills.

shit at maths

shit at diy.

shit at talking to people.

shit at everything really.

utter manchild. just wana kill myself.

>moneybox

I've gained more interest off £1500 in the money box account for a year than i did after a year of £7k in the help-to-buy. the interest on the help-to-buy also dropped half a percent, despite being a fixed interest account...

you all live on a tiny island
could throw a rock across it

first step, srs, get off this shithole website

time for tea

learn it then

mans on road

want to live in west hampstead

used to live just south of notting hill was lit

Good, more than happy to reward their loyalty to the crown

aisha is arguing with jess phillips and it's beautiful

could learn all that crap in a day probably

sucking off my nigger mate

you have the entirety of human knowledge at your finger tips lad

just north*

the goal is to move to didsbury

ah yes the lidl sampling platter

try and make some friends to escape the loneliness of the lone traveler

can learn about literally all of those on the internet you mong

r/UKpersonalfiancne

Google DIY courses in your local area

Teach yourself maths through GCSE revision guides and practice papers

lads post hook up count with non whites

1 indian
1 black
1 brazillian

going to Osaka, then Naoshima and then Tokyo
dunno what I'll be doing exactly

na mate I know everybody in bermondey, when I ask mad tony whose the most autistic feller in the area hes gonna point to you and your gonna get a right wallop.

anyone know if a desert eagle would penetrate a book?

1 Londoner
1 Persian/Canadian
1 Australian (she was absolutely mental)

omg you know mad tony?

might make spaghetti bolognese

>going to Osaka, then Naoshima and then Tokyo

4 chinks
1 mulatto
1 arab
(gay btw)

Fuck off

where is everyone going on holiday this summer?

where to buy a gaff in manchester lads?

gays dont count sorry mate gl in ur homo goals - mAYBE see you in soho tho

going to take a fistful of benzos with me

Loyalty to the crown? You mean how the Loyalists often targeted British soldiers in the troubles? More Catholic Irish volunteered in WW1 than Unionist Prods.

dont know why i asked you that i dont know the first thing about japan hahah x
have fun mate remember to take pics

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already been on holiday, it's europe, always europe

Ohaiooooooo konnichiwa mino-san!!~

Watashi no namae wa Bruce desu

3 korean
2 taiwanese
1 brasilian
2 colombian
1 ecuadorean
1 black french
1 indian
1 malaysian
1 indeterminate yank

how are you celebrating american independence lads?

I know everybody lad. Look out your window.

which was the best ones?

Yeah but when push came to shove they backed the union

>1 black french
how did you meet her

will literally go nowhere in life because my genes decided to make me an introvert. thanks.

huddersfield

black french
ecuadorean
the second korean

where at in europe

grimsby isn't grimsby without you love

Push come to shove my arse. Thats a big fat waste of tax money, of course your le fashy convictions will justify that.

fringe ('burgh)
maybe slovenia or iceland
weekend in cotswolds

bumming a nigger with aids but with a condom on

slag

bathalona

hello nigger

Steer straight, lads

you can still do inner journeys

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Don't understand this

Need a black girlfriend.

can i come to the fringe with u never been