I got a weight loss trick for ya Sup Forums

I got a weight loss trick for ya Sup Forums

>scratch butthole before movie
>sniff it periodically
>you are now too grossed out to eat during the movie experience

more like a trick to get you into scat fetish

heres a better Sup Forums tip
>buy bulk popcorn kernels that the movie theaters buy
>air pop them in microwave inside paper bag
>eat as much as you want
>as long as you dont put butter and salt on them youll lose weight

The actual, real best tip:

>kill yourself
>rid the world of another autistic fatty

Okay I will never get a better opportunity to ask this: Does anyone else find the smell of their shit on their fingers, like from scratching your taint, oddly intoxicating like ambergris?

no

I love the sweat smell after doing squats or running

From what I've seen in Sup Forums, no. These normies need a prenatal to tell them to eat their cum instead of just doing it for pleasure.

I like my ballsweat and I have always sniffed my fingers after anything bodily.

pretty much any scent that comes out of me is intoxicating to me, i kind of assumed it was normal

Eat 2500 calories between 12PM and 8PM. Don't eat anything outside of that. Watch the fat melt away.

is it true zun is moot's bf

Jokes on you, my theatre sells low cal crab legs.

Best tip I can think of for any fuckin Sup Forums fatty is just stop drinking soda.

You could probably change nothing else about your diet or exercise (or lack thereof) and you'd lose weight. Skin might even clear up a little

I need weight gain tips. I want to gain muscle, but it's hard getting mass while being skelly.
>inb4 just eat

not just eat.

eat a lot

jokes on you, a good sniff of my finger after its itched my ass is like a hit of a drug to me.

More like 1800 calories

you fat fuck

This, just replace soda with water

Boom, substantial weight loss if you're one of those neckbeards that inhales soda and it can clear up your skin

And it can make you feel better in general

MY NAME IS JOEY 'CRABLEGS' MEZZIANO AND HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU

Alright then :/

2000 is the recommended daily intake

2500 would be a good starting point for a fattie