>this board will make a big deal over Chile's win against Bruno Alves and Eliseu
No shit we're gonna lose, our only chance is to go nuts and outscore them like a Zeman team would. But this is Fernando Santos we're talking about.
You can make some money betting on Chile. Pepe is absolutely crucial for us. Guerreiro as well since Santos left Ricardo Pereira out and brought fucking Eliseu to this meme cup.
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>chile embarassed mexico's H team
>they are not going to embarass our F team
>this level of pre-damage control
Already bet everything on portugal lol
There is 0 (zero,null,rei) chance that we win against the portuGODS
si te pillo te mato conchetumadre penca
I've never done this before. I'm just preemptively stating the obvious to anyone with a brain for the sport: we are fucked with this defense against a good team, which Chile indeed are.
The damage control is for the GOAT haters who will use this to attack TsuuuGod
Negro de mierda puto
buena suerte con eso weon estoy blindado
>not having faith in Elizeus
I actually thought you were going to win, but now that Pepe is gone, I think we have a good chance.
Gary Medel is like Pepe in a way and, believe me, no one in Chile squad would like to play against Medel.
Ronald has never delivered for Pootugal except for some meme qualifier against Swedistan
>concacaf toddler #374725 talking shit about euro qualifiers
jej
>Romanian gyppo bragging about the power of Uefa when his garbage country cant even qualify for the thing
Lel
\o/
take my energy tsutugal
could hagi do it on a sunny sunday in san salvador?
your country beats literal semi-pro players to qualify for the world cup.
romania would shit all over every group you've ever been in
nah Magico Gonzalez would dribble circles around that dirty gypsy
Every European country literally has to play against semi pros to get to the WC and shit teams like yours still can't do it.
I don't like CONCACAF, but Romania is trash
>being the only team to concede more than one goal to Greece in 2014 World Cup qualifying
>only win in current round of WC qualifying was against Armenia, in a group with Denmark, Montenegro and Poland
>drawing against Borat land
I'd laugh my ass off seeing them in away matches against Honduras or even Trinidad and Tobago
Honduras would murderball them and Trinidad is unirocally good for an island nation. They rarely get blown out away from home against USA/Mexico/CR
>the best player in the world
>he doesn't believe they can win
But Bruno Alves is elite tbqh
>implying eliseu hasn't been putting nice performances
>implying that bruna alves isn't the GOAT defender
kys espanhol fronteiriço de merda
Pepe isn't gonna play?
Pepe isn't gonna play.
No big deal, leave the chili manlets to this caveman.
when's the next confed game
4 bings 32.8 bongs
I thought Eliseu was good, he is rated 84 on PES 17
>TFW this will be the second time I actually want chili to win
Don't let me down, mapuches
Reminder that this is the chilean defence and we don't give a fuck how good is tsunaldo
>RB: Isla (Cagliary 1,75m)
>CB: Medel (Inter 1,71m)
>CB: Jara (U de Chile 1,78m)
>LB: Beausejour (U de Chile 1,80m)
he's good, don't listen to insecure kids
t. not even benficuck
Elideus will cross from the halfway line because he can't be bothered to run and still get an assist. He also has the power to piss off any player that goes against him drawing all those sweet fouls and yellow cards
found this on youtube
youtu.be
>1,71 defender
>1,80 left back
>Isla
>Medel
>Beausejour
Feel like Jara is memeworthy too
We compensate the lacking height with balls of steel and fingering
Is this the same defence that won Copa b2b?
Yes. There's nothing wrong with being 1,70. Any taller than that you start being awkard and intimidating to women.
Ok I have to admit I wouldn't have opened this thread if I had analyzed the match from the manlet angle.
Alexis will wreck Bruno Alves, but at the same time Alves will score 2 headers in corners (+2 TSUUUU headers).
For the ones boasting about Chile foul play, I'll show you Bruno Alves jumping and murdering abilities all in one pic. Yes he karate chop'd that guy in the neck while heading the ball at the same time.
Trying to play in those islander dirt fields is fucking torture.
Jara is the biggest meme on there what are you talking about?
this is cherry picked he is actually decent
> Rahael Guerreiro injured
> Bernardo Silva dead
> Pepe banned for 1 game
> Andre Gomes in the starting eleven
> Elizeus dad body
> Bruto Alves & Jose Fonte & W.Carvalho max speed of 1cm/hr
For me it's Chile. desu.
Danilo>William
t.tripeiro
Why are you guys like this?