Mankino

Really can't make women think edition

What's some essential mancore?

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"What good are Shermans against Tigers?"

Conan is shit

Leave

Take your faggot opinion back to /reddit/

wtf I'm gay now

Conan is reddit and so is this LE MANLINESS thread.

t. weakling who got bullied by chad

Sew your cunt shut.

>reddit
>manliness

You will never be so manly that you look like this in a fucking wedding dress. Oh, not true? What ever you say, twinkle-toes.

What a vegan pussy

Die hard

Rocky 3
Predator
Top Gun
>inb4 some faggot thinks top gun is some gay movie

Movies played by:
>Arnold Schwarzenneger
>Sylvester Stallone
>Jean Claude Van-Damme
>John Wayne
>Bruce Lee
>Chuck Norris
>Steven Seagal
>Clint Eastwood
>Bruce Willis
>Wesley Snipes
>Jason Stanham

>comic books
>basically fascist male power fantasies for adolescent boys

>comic book movies
>largely Light Comedy "all ages" fluff


Why hasn't Capeshit brought the return of ManMovies they seem like a perfect fit

Who are some girls that can star in Man Movies ?

>Linda Cardellini
>Sigourney Weaver

>playing bolt action tabletop wargame with friend
>i'm yanks, he's jerry
>i have two shermans (pictured: left)
>he has a tiger (pictured: right)
>no fucking chance
>hit the tiger with an airstrike
>hit the tiger with a mortar
>hit the tiger with a light anti-tank gun
>not a fucking scratch on it
>tiger tank crew is shaken up though
>mate tries to pass a leadership test to move his tank
>rolls double sixes
>FUBAR
>rolls a one on the FUBAR chart
>i get to control his tank for a turn
>mfw the only damage that tiger tank dealt in the whole battle was to wipe out a unit of friendly german infantry

damn, i didn't realize the tiger was that much bigger

Who let the nu-male in?

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Pearl harbour without the love triangle bullshit is actually pretty alpha

Have sex

Predator is a gay movie

Someone get this hothead out of here

The Wild Bunch and Cross of Iron.

Peckinpah was a man film god.

their altitude is far too low, immersion ruined

What's the manliest vampire movie ?

Are they holding hands?

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I think that's a Chaffee and not a Sherman

This.
Willow and Excalibur are better than this gay flick.

You never held hands with another man before? What are you, gay?

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Walks out on a the offer of the kingdom of Shadizar from a teenage princess who was literally begging for his rampaging barbarian cock - is Conan gay, bros? Olivia d'Abo was primo fucktoy material back then.

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My mother loves that movie.

That's a King Tiger and a Chaffee next to each other, the yellow chassis in the back is a Sherman.

she was too pure

>Steven Seagal
Me want the punani

BOMBAATA

Bombaata was a eunuch

Not looking too bad these days in her early 50s.

This post is redditumblrgag.

Only the first one.

Lying sack of shit wargamer here, yep, looks like I got it wrong. Sorry guys. I thought that pic was a bit OTT but I do remember the tiger being much bigger. From what I typed into Google Images I assumed that was Sherman vs Tiger. Thanks for setting me straight.

Pic related is the real deal (I hope), not such a huge difference.

this

But the third is even better

Hawt.

The Man who Would be King.

You're shit
>if only late term abortions could be done on 34 yr old NEETs

Fuck off Jay Leno

Conan The Destroyer is a kind of shitty.
The reboot is pure dang.

The original thought is a classic, perfectly executed film.

Commando is the ultimate Arnold mankino.

>inb4 some faggot thinks top gun is some gay movie

Mac please

They are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it.

Difference between US and European film making.

>Yurop (Conan the Barbarian): primal energy; less polished; grittier; darker; complex themes; not afraid to offend

>US (Conan the Destroyer): all energy gets over-polished and focused-grouped/feedbacked out of it; simplified thematics; shinier; brighter; inoffensive as possible.

Farewell to the King

>willow is better than conan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

This one obviously.

faggot

The Duellists
It's a great film about honor.
Ridley Scott's debut and one his best to date.

who /Hornblower/ here

It's not a gay movie, but Tom Cruise is very closet gay. Everyone knows it.

>Excalibur

down syndrome people the movie

it kinda fits since you're a retard youreself

You don't get manlier than this movie right here.

A FUCKING LEAF

Navykino right here. Tried rewatching it recently with my girlfriend, but realized soon she had no interest in it whatsoever. Bummer.

Top tier shit. This and Sharpe's.....just godlike. HBO's Rome is also patrician af

Women have the absolute worst taste in movies...

>hornblower gets posted itt before sharpe
First Harambe and now this.

>Navy
>girlfriend

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Nah, girls dig it since Leo is in it.

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Am I really the first to include Gladiator in this list?

Then I guess this ones out to since Hemsworth is in it. What about pic related

I'm pretty sure it's universally liked, regardless of gender.

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kek leo can't grow a full beard

Oh, is that what mankino/mancore is? Just movies that women don't like? Sorry, I'm new.

surprised no one's mentioned Dredd 3D

Bloodsport for sure.

Asian mankino

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The patriot

My sister likes it. Chicks dig it cuz Heath Ledger.

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Once Upon a Time in America
The Godfather

Yes, this place is full of uncultured plebs

I've met 3 people who liked this dogshit and they were all girls

us men right?
maybe if girls were more manly I wouldn't be a virgin
I found a website you all might like: artofmanliness.com/

That's a chaffee light tank though.

see
I'm aware of my mistake.

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thought that movie sucked.

Who? The He111s seems to be at appropriate altitude. That he flies a spit mk.2B with cannons during BoB is worse.

The japs are however flying some really low octane