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Go ahead, call the cops. They can't ungrab your bum.
>Dollar sign after the listed amount
dumb europoor
>hey how much is that?
>dollar five
nobody says that
it's amount + $
I have no fireworks
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argentina
>eurocancers
anime
worst /cum/ thread of the month
imagine being so stupid you'd rather post a sleeping anime girl on /cum/ during your vacation than going out to find a fucc
Who else has itchy ass-hair?
>mexican enters thread
>thread immediately becomes trash
It isn't how you write it dumbdumb
$5 is Five Dollars
kys retard
.whatever bro
Pic related how close I am to losing it.
Just rewatched Birdcage. One of the funniest movies ever made
That wasn't me
>that wasn't me
This is now a french thread
But it seriously wasn't. I was watching Birdcage
I'm just a fella on vacation though I'm not French. I can speak the language okay though.
On the toilet rn. Literally a piece of poo in my but
footkraut tier post
Ma grammaire est terrible, mais je crois que mon français oral est acceptable.
:C
BBBRRRRRRPPPFFFFRRRRAAAAAAAAPPFFFTTT
>like watcha shmellin, boy?
>:)
>que
>no use of the subjunctive
Also you need good grammar to have good speech otherwise you sound retarded
i fucking hate frogs jesus christ...
:^*
>no penis
Dropped.
Going to bed lads. I'll talk to you when I'm state side
New York Yankees
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Come get called a chicano
can't watch videos in 1080p without buffering
>3 threads made by me
I'm fast.
simple as
I made this gif
Dude weed it is
?
how are y'all enjoying bike season
i went out drinking, got too drunk to bike back and cabbed home. i now have to go 6 miles each way to go pick it up and i have no car
couldnt comprehend a person posting pictures of me on an antisocial social forum
>contributing to the cager cancer
didnt want to get killed by cagers biking home at 4am while wasted, and that cabby would be out anyway
eh more like can't
Sorry for the night demons still visit me
The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Corto Maltese is unironically one of the best comics ever written.
very bad post ryan
Rockford didn't listen to Kanye...
I dont listen to music. I listen to audio books and jewish sports talk radio
what do you think of this?
>LTC 47 dollars again
This is a thinking man.
The Lupin of the west
$450 when?
>british genes
>this post doesnt exist anymore
/dead/
That he is.
I don't think any comic character has made me want to switch places with them as much as Corto.
You read the whole series?
Probably never
/cum/ is really bad right now
Finally got my gf to wear a skirt
>needed a new hat
>Go to army surplus for a trucker cap
>$10 min to cards
>Buy two lawn USA flags to bring it to $10
>Lady tells me that I shouldn't bag the flags since it would be disrespectful
>Put the flags on the back of my bike
>Ride around city, patriotic as fuck, for the rest of the day
Fight me pinko scum
Exceptionally good post, you get two (You)'s for it
wish i could afford alcohol
my mom cooks better than yours
*jumps behind you*
say that again, bitch
kraut will go to bed in an hour or so
yeah me too
guys get on the /cum/ discord real quick i want to show you something
It's not all his fault.
no
Exactly, come back in an hour for a higher quality cum
hi guys is stella artois a good beer?
No lmao
i love you
hi guys what is a good beer?
Budweiser
redhook and some samuel adams are my favorites
>chinese memes
cum has reached a new low
Its good.
where do those pics even come from?
Labatt blue
really NEED a French gf ASAP
Any progress on this French gf?
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guys what phone should I get
thinking about an android but know shit all about phones.
Are you inviting me to violate you Denmark?
rolling rock
*pukes on your dream girl*
I remember before the election wrapped up there was a motorcycle guy who'd ride around with a trump flag
samsung galaxy s8
Get an S7 or S8.
Pooping after having four cups of coffee that day is a third eye-awakening experience, not memeing
gtfo denmark
>four cups
I drink that before my lunch break.
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