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Dead or alive edition

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Go ahead, call the cops. They can't ungrab your bum.

>Dollar sign after the listed amount
dumb europoor

>hey how much is that?
>dollar five

nobody says that
it's amount + $

I have no fireworks

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argentina

>eurocancers

anime

worst /cum/ thread of the month

imagine being so stupid you'd rather post a sleeping anime girl on /cum/ during your vacation than going out to find a fucc

Who else has itchy ass-hair?

>mexican enters thread
>thread immediately becomes trash

It isn't how you write it dumbdumb

$5 is Five Dollars

kys retard

.whatever bro

Pic related how close I am to losing it.

Just rewatched Birdcage. One of the funniest movies ever made

That wasn't me

>that wasn't me

This is now a french thread

But it seriously wasn't. I was watching Birdcage

I'm just a fella on vacation though I'm not French. I can speak the language okay though.

On the toilet rn. Literally a piece of poo in my but

footkraut tier post

Ma grammaire est terrible, mais je crois que mon français oral est acceptable.

:C

BBBRRRRRRPPPFFFFRRRRAAAAAAAAPPFFFTTT

>like watcha shmellin, boy?

>:)

>que
>no use of the subjunctive
Also you need good grammar to have good speech otherwise you sound retarded

i fucking hate frogs jesus christ...

:^*

>no penis
Dropped.

Going to bed lads. I'll talk to you when I'm state side

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New York Yankees

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Come get called a chicano

can't watch videos in 1080p without buffering

>3 threads made by me
I'm fast.
simple as

I made this gif

Dude weed it is

youtube.com/watch?v=EqTlaiD0uJw

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how are y'all enjoying bike season

i went out drinking, got too drunk to bike back and cabbed home. i now have to go 6 miles each way to go pick it up and i have no car

couldnt comprehend a person posting pictures of me on an antisocial social forum

>contributing to the cager cancer

didnt want to get killed by cagers biking home at 4am while wasted, and that cabby would be out anyway

eh more like can't

Sorry for the night demons still visit me
The plan was to drink until the pain over
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?

Corto Maltese is unironically one of the best comics ever written.

very bad post ryan

Rockford didn't listen to Kanye...

I dont listen to music. I listen to audio books and jewish sports talk radio

what do you think of this?

>LTC 47 dollars again

This is a thinking man.

The Lupin of the west

$450 when?

>british genes

youtube.com/watch?v=thshr_PTgeI

>this post doesnt exist anymore

/dead/

That he is.

I don't think any comic character has made me want to switch places with them as much as Corto.

You read the whole series?

Probably never

/cum/ is really bad right now

Finally got my gf to wear a skirt

>needed a new hat
>Go to army surplus for a trucker cap
>$10 min to cards
>Buy two lawn USA flags to bring it to $10
>Lady tells me that I shouldn't bag the flags since it would be disrespectful
>Put the flags on the back of my bike
>Ride around city, patriotic as fuck, for the rest of the day

Fight me pinko scum

Exceptionally good post, you get two (You)'s for it

wish i could afford alcohol

my mom cooks better than yours

*jumps behind you*
say that again, bitch

kraut will go to bed in an hour or so

yeah me too

guys get on the /cum/ discord real quick i want to show you something

It's not all his fault.

no

Exactly, come back in an hour for a higher quality cum

hi guys is stella artois a good beer?

No lmao

i love you

hi guys what is a good beer?

Budweiser

redhook and some samuel adams are my favorites

>chinese memes

cum has reached a new low

Its good.

where do those pics even come from?

Labatt blue

really NEED a French gf ASAP

Any progress on this French gf?

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guys what phone should I get

thinking about an android but know shit all about phones.

Are you inviting me to violate you Denmark?

rolling rock

*pukes on your dream girl*

I remember before the election wrapped up there was a motorcycle guy who'd ride around with a trump flag

samsung galaxy s8

Get an S7 or S8.

Pooping after having four cups of coffee that day is a third eye-awakening experience, not memeing

gtfo denmark

>four cups
I drink that before my lunch break.

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