Everyone who poses in ESPN Body Edition is fucking gross looking. Discuss

Everyone who poses in ESPN Body Edition is fucking gross looking. Discuss.

here are some dudes most likely from Sup Forums who posed for it. i almost barfed

Isn't that the ideal american body?

Why are you looking at dudes bodies bro? You have something to tell us?

>American """""athletes"""""

Here is an example of. I think a female that you can find in there.

He's actually from Canada breh. Why do you think he came up with Toronto?

>americans worship fat fuck nignogs

gee

You may not like it, but this is what top performance body looks like in a manly sport, not a children's game like sissy-ball
pic related is what a manchild in sissy-ball looks like. Pretty disgusting to be honest.

who is that

Is that Vil Kalmer or whatever his name is?

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Think again, OP.

Emma Coburn

US steeple chasers are top qts. Check out Collen Quigley too. Both are on the team for the world championships

Shiet

Robben van Persie

these guys have a lot of muscle under the fat tho, esp vince wilfork

>american """""""""""""""""""""athletes""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>Hasn't seen Kevin love

>turn on sportscenter for five minutes between shows last night
>feminism, racebaiting, bbc
>they unironically wonder why they are hemorrhaging money

>that filename

based sharks

>fucking gross looking

Báez looks pretty good, brah.

none of these men have penises

goal body desu lads

The size of his legs and arms makes his abdominal fat not look so out of place. He's fat, but he isn't a blob.

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Why do baseball players all have huge, mom-like, asses?

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they spend like half the game squatting to stay ready when in the field, and pretty much everything from hitting to pitching gets its power from the legs, so they do tons of lower body work.

This I can get into

She's a kike.

your minuscule penis couldn't handle it anyway

tfw jewlian edelmanlet will never destroy your boypussy

t.fat cunt

GAY
A
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That much testosterone could literally kill you

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now that the embodiment of perfect female body

> You will never see Westbrook pose in these

giv roided womanlet jewish gf

This genuinely makes me wonder what Westbrook looks like naked. He's the most incredible pure athlete in the NBA, maybe all of sports. What kind of body does he have? I know you can see a lot of it in his regular outfit, but I meant overall.

Jewish women are disgus--

no homo i like how he has no tattoos. Its so rare, especially among the elites.

Actually, Ezekiel Elliott is posing in the next one. Turns out op is just a faggot as usual

they don't care though, that's (((disney))) modus operandi. They can bleed money at most divisions while trying to make propaganda, they'll recover with some films and popular series.

>that tat

>no vince wilfork ITT

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Come on over user, I'm waiting....

pressfu looked alright. not posting since i don't want to facilitate you touching yourself to her

must be nice to eat what I eat in one day as a snack.

Who exactly reads this? It's clearly a men's magazine why is all man ass?

Cuz Americans are fags

>Can't appreciate aesthetic without threatening sexuality lmao
>C'mon Michelangelo, what's with all this gay shit? All your patrons are dudes, so what's with sculpting David's cock?

>2000+17 CE
>buying magazines that look like gay porn
>buying magazines at all

Who still does this in this day and age?

Quaresma plays baseball?

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Kevin is a handsome dude, too bad he's garbage

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He overhauled his diet and got ripped. It'll make him a model when he gets dumped

MODS MODS MODS

golem, get ye gone

-ting.

Damn, son. Took you five hours to find a syllable?

>literally murrilard niggers
Wew laddies

What part of her body was espn emphasizing in this shoot?

>i showed you my penis now answer me

Why do americucks love niggers so much?

>bear mode here