>tfw to intelligent to enjoy horror flicks
how do you enjoy """horror""" flicks if you already knew they are fake?
>tfw to intelligent to enjoy horror flicks
how do you enjoy """horror""" flicks if you already knew they are fake?
>mfw two intelegegint to bye furniture
brain of thrones
A good horror is hard to come by these days. Most of it is lowest common denominator trash like Ouija or Annabelle shit, that makes tons of money because plebs like to get spooked by the latest Jump Scare Montage: The Movie. A good horror is something like The Witch, plays out like a family drama, with spooky background shit going on, incredibly unsettling consistently, good setting, great acting, especially from the kids.
>tfw to intelligent to get my cancer treated
I prefer suspense and unnerving stuff to scareshit
By not having autism and realizing that 9.5/10 horror films are fucking shit. You need to find the good ones and there aren't many.
such as??
Easy, OP, I just turn my autism off.
It was hard the first time I had to do it, but every time since I've gotten more and more advanced in my mechanism. All I do is sit and think Really really hard for about two minutes. Then I eat a grab bag of Cheez-Its. By the time I'm finished with those I'm ready to watch a horror movie.
*Gotta say, I don't know the last time I was able to enjoy one though. My mother unit spent a lot of time trying to convince me Veggie Tales was what movies should be so I have a hard time watching real people and feeling like my time has been well spent, with the exceptional case of pornography where the women are fifty feet tall and they put me in their pea coat pocket and she walks around town. I like that.
for the last fucking time you retard it's 'too' not 'to'. jesus go back to rddit you fucking fag
baited
Horror movies aren't designed to be good. They are designed to jump scare the girls who guys take to the cinema so the girl grips onto them tightly when they are afraid, which makes the girl feel safe. Then you go home and fuck them, well that's what i'm told anyway. But now even those kind of people don't go to the cinema anymore.
>tfw just dumb enough to enjoy the Saw sequels
:)
>bro just turn ur brain off lol
Cabin in the woods
I personally thought 10 Cloverfield Lane did a good job at making me uncomfortable
I like this meme.
eye know that fell
If you want to get spooked you're gonna need to read or listen to someone read. Film and horror have mixed well less than 10 times.
>to
It's 'too' you fucking retard.
kys and go back to rëddit
nice post very meta
But I don't know any girls!
Does it mean I'll never ever be able to enjoy horror movies?
Sup Forums is already reddit tho
>ywn be perfectly dumb for horror flicks
>op thinks he's intelligent because he can't enjoy horror movies
Wannabes like you are what's wrong with the world.
I can't enjoy any movies, because I know they are all fake. Get on my level.
Good horror flicks don't make you feel scared for yourself, that's for teenagers and females
Good horro flicks make you feel scared for the characters in them.
:)