IT'S

IT'S...........
R A W

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*unnerving violin screech*

*close-up of participant's face*

*quick shot of surprised diners looking into the kitchen*

>Excuse me, miss
>This ice in my glass, could you go ask the chef if it's made fresh?
>IT'S FROZEN?!?

*leans back*

>weird rattling sticks noise every reality show does

I like to imagine there's just a reality TV show mp3 cache that just gets handed out to these guys

>its a gordon plants a dead rat in a black family restaurant

example?

WOW, UNBELIEVABLE

YOU
YOU
YOU

GET OOOOUT
GET OOOOOOOOOOUTTTT

WWWOOOOOWWWWW

youtube.com/watch?v=03bSIbxz_DQ

at around 7 to 8 seconds in

*bass drum slam*

Never noticed that noise before.

PAN

all of oilin

MY GOD
WHAT A MESS

IM SHUTTING IT DOWN
SHUT UP
SHUT IT SHUT IT

LISTEN, FRUITCAKE
I WILL NOT LET YOU CONTINUE TO FEED THIS FOOD TO YOUR CUSTOMERS ANY LONGER
I HAVE TOO MUCH RESPECT FOR THE INDUSTRY

SHUT
IT
(music intensifies)
DOWN

Now that the dust has settled, who was in the wrong here?

The pizza was disgusting

The dust isn't even close to settling on this topic, friend

perfectly good za. crisp but fluffy crust, generous sauces, appropriate amount of grease for the sake of flavour

the ramsay viral marketing shilling threads must stop.
no one watches that shit anymore.

...

UNDEVELOPED FETUS

NICE AND PREMATURE

IT'S MOLD YOU DONKEY

HEAD
NICE AND HOT

I watched 3 hours of kitchen nightmares on yt on 2x speed, ffs, it was cozy and comfy af, i even fell asleep around 4

I AIN'T NO BITCH CHEF!

>It's a Ramsay freaks out about the hotel owner having something that used to belong to a dead person

Does this fancy brit not own any antiques?

I think its more that 99% of the time the owners are just putting their personal shit tastes in antiques on display, or just cluttering to fill every possible space, rather than actually decorating the place the way guests would like it.

If Gordon Ramsey was a lion he'd say it's roar.

The cheese looks disgusting. Cheese that is under cooked taste disgusting on Pizza.

The cheese needs to be nice and orange.

I'd give it the Ulillillia treatment and then maybe let it bake a little longer.

That's the most disgusting pizza I've ever seen in my life.

C'MERE BIG BOY
NOW FUCK OFF

a rush pizza is a BAD pizza

Comparing the UK and US versions of the show really opened my eyes to how low the standards are in the US for being a chef. Its a job for high school drop outs and drug addicts.

>you mean your grandparents are FUCKING DEAD? that's DISGUSTING

>Uli will never have an autistic pizza chain where you select the level o degreasing

Yeah. I worked in a kitchen during my teenage years and almost all of the staff was illegal or a felon. One dude was from Syria. Really nice guy, kind of odd. He's got music on spotify its pretty funny.

You guys do know reality TV is scripted right?

It varies by the kitchen. But America has a problem with people unable to understand you pay for what you get. We're an entitled nation so you have high school drop outs thinking they're worth 20 an hour and business owners who demand 5 star food from 15 an hour. For example, I heard electricians in Europe are almost like doctors. Whereas here, half the "electricians" don't even know what the fuck they're doing.

There's literally nothing about being a felon or illegal that impacts your ability to be a chef.

This what happens when a filthy Greek opens a pizzeria.

Amy's Baking Company

>YOUR GRANDPARENTS, WHEN WERE THEY PREPARED?
>We buried them 16 years ago
>MY GOD

Gimmie the jacket

Gimmie the FUCKING JACKET

I would a Amy

*rubs head*

*holds hands on face*
*stares in disbelief*

*uses knife and fork to prod and dissect a fucking pizza*
oh my GOD!

we still be gettin dat good dro tho nigga

they're called stock sounds and they come in .wav generally