>Is a more complete player >Scores in big games >Has a continental title to his name and next year a world title >Has more Champions League medals >Scored more Premier League goals >Won more Premier Leagues >Donates to charity >Has a PhD in Quantum Technologies >Strong advocate for space exploration >First one to complete the Cicada 3301 puzzle, which only took him 42 hours (including sleep, giving a lecture on the philosophy of man and supporting children that are victims of war) >Currently writing a new Testament for a religion that will one day be the only religion on this world
And people still say Messhit is better than him.
Nathaniel Scott
whoa this thread really opened my eyes
Robert Evans
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Sebastian Cook
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Hudson Price
Yes, yes XD
Brandon Miller
>"Human beings who do not want to belong to the mass need only to stop, and not be comfortable; follow their conscience, which cries out: "Be yourself! All you are now doing, thinking, desiring, is not you yourself." [...] your educators can only be your liberators." - Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro
Nolan Smith
I prefer alpha-God Nerman to Messi. And Tsunaldo is just ... Goku-tier. Messi is Krillin.
Jaxson James
this count as shitposting?
James Turner
>pretty much every media outlet here went full damage control >meanwhile players like LeBron get eaten alive because his team didn't win Don't have anything against Messi, but why do certain athletes get so much protection from the media?
Ethan Davis
>more complete >literally just a poacher
Jacob Allen
because messi is just a little twerp it would look like bullying to shit on him all the time
Long shots, headers, tap ins, and goals in the box is more complete than Messi's long shots, tap ins, and goals in the box.
Tyler Kelly
>Cristiano's new son is named Mateo >this is literally Messi's son's name
why the fuck is he so obsessed?
Joshua Nelson
If I name my child Christopher it doesn't mean I'm obsessed with moot you piece of lard.
Juan Evans
is that why you niggers have names like Q’Antity, Uhlleejsha, Cray-Ig, Fellisittee, Tay’Sh’awn, and Day’Shawndra? to be unique?
Josiah Myers
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Adrian Roberts
any stats about the number of deflected goals he scored?
Austin White
somebody gimme a quick rundown on him
Ethan Walker
not the same
Mateo is Matthew in Spanish, why would Cristiano give his kid a Spanish name? He's obviously influenced by Messi's son
Evan Ramirez
6-1
Kevin Wilson
My name is David, whichis a hebrew name and there is 0% jew in me or my family tree.
Thomas Clark
Are you retarded? Christians use Jewish names too, Jesus was a Jew himself
Nathaniel Sanchez
bad referee
Christian Lopez
god had to sacrifice someone for the narrative, might as well make a jew suffer desu
Julian Lopez
if your name doesn't originate from either Greek or Roman you are not an European
John Butler
perfect athlete and übermensch
Dylan Rogers
It's still a hebrew name you spastic, and I'm close to 100% Dutch (some German and Irish too).
My parents liked the name so they named me with that name, simple as that. I'm not planning on following autistic muh Christian name rules either.
Jose Cook
>Had to play heroball to get a draw against the USMNT in 2014
Juan Brown
>My parents liked the name so they named me with that name, simple as that. I'm not planning on following autistic muh Christian name rules either. this desu.
mine is Hephaestus btw
Nathaniel Cook
>some Irish ew, my condolences
Dominic Mitchell
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Robert Anderson
and Ronald like Ronald Reagan which is unironically who Christiano Ronaldo was named after because he was his Dad's favourite actor.
Jordan Brown
shit name
Joseph Howard
t. Bacteria dos Santos Silva Oliveiro de Sousa Júnior
