Here's the story, folks:
Trump Speech Simulator
China!
Mexicans!
I promise you that!
They're all just out to mooch off America, and we let 'em!
Jeb...
and that's gotta stop, allright
YUGE
is a low energy guy.
BELIEVE ME
and we are going to build a great big wall, and who is going to pay for it?
LYIN' TED
...
AND WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL!?
Delete your account
What a sad guy
Niggers
AND WE'RE GONNA GET THE BEST PEOPLE
BUILD
LOW ENERGY
IT
JEB BUSH
tremendous
were gonna win big league, big league folks
Must go back
His America first speech the other day gave me tears mate. I'm not even American. Even Ivanka was crying.
He's getting more presidential each day.
let me tell you
Everyone look at my African American friend right there!
That I can tell you. That I can tell you, folks.
AND BY THE WAY
REMOVE
Give money to Bill, get favours from Hill.
Unbelievable!
DEALS
hire
Tremendous
ONLYTHEBEST
ISN'T THIS FUN? YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MORE FUN THAN A TRUMP RALLY!
They're stupid
EXCUSE ME
Remember Little Marco?
IT'S A MESS FOLKS
BIG LEAGUE
I know how to make that work.
Dubs get
CANADA!
100%
MAKE
Sad!
My god, I can actualy hear him saying this thread in order
They're laughing at us!
If she wasn't my daughter...
People love me!
It's not gonna happen anymore, folks!
GET 'EM OUT OF HERE
OUT OUT OUT
JINA
JINA
JINA
Ohh boy, Jeb oh Jeb...!
They're losers.
I'm building a wall.
I know how to make deals with China.
And some, I assume, are good people.
You're going to get sick of winning.
I can see Russia from my house!
Had a tremendous evening last night in Trump Tower. Haters and losers weren't invited. Sad!
WE AREN'T WINNING ANYMORE !
I don't mind having a big Mexican penis
Lovefest.
Oh look, we have a protestor
emails! Benghazi!
KEBAB, MUHAMMED JIHAD
Binders full of women.
Look at this black man in the audience. I love him!
Did you see Kasich eating ? It was in the news. It was disgusting.
Allahu Akbar!
THEY NEVER TURN THE CAMERAS
SHES A WRECK
LEAFS....Leafs will pay for the wall.
GET HIM OUT OF HERE
Dominican Republic and Israel are our only greatest allies.
OUT OUT OUT
BIG FAT MESS
LIDDLE MARCO
POCHAHONTAS
Little Marco!
Crooked Hillary!
Lyin' Ted!
I love Mexican people
my Russian wives
I make deals with people like that all the time.