Trump Speech Simulator

Here's the story, folks:

China!

Mexicans!

I promise you that!

They're all just out to mooch off America, and we let 'em!

Jeb...

and that's gotta stop, allright

YUGE

is a low energy guy.

BELIEVE ME

and we are going to build a great big wall, and who is going to pay for it?

LYIN' TED

...

AND WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL!?

Delete your account

What a sad guy

Niggers

AND WE'RE GONNA GET THE BEST PEOPLE

BUILD

LOW ENERGY

IT

JEB BUSH

tremendous

were gonna win big league, big league folks

Must go back

His America first speech the other day gave me tears mate. I'm not even American. Even Ivanka was crying.

He's getting more presidential each day.

let me tell you

Everyone look at my African American friend right there!

That I can tell you. That I can tell you, folks.

AND BY THE WAY

REMOVE

Give money to Bill, get favours from Hill.

Unbelievable!

DEALS

hire

Tremendous

ONLYTHEBEST

ISN'T THIS FUN? YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MORE FUN THAN A TRUMP RALLY!

They're stupid

EXCUSE ME

Remember Little Marco?

IT'S A MESS FOLKS

BIG LEAGUE

I know how to make that work.

Dubs get

CANADA!

100%

MAKE

Sad!

My god, I can actualy hear him saying this thread in order

They're laughing at us!

If she wasn't my daughter...

People love me!

It's not gonna happen anymore, folks!

GET 'EM OUT OF HERE
OUT OUT OUT

JINA
JINA
JINA

Ohh boy, Jeb oh Jeb...!

They're losers.

I'm building a wall.

I know how to make deals with China.

And some, I assume, are good people.

You're going to get sick of winning.

I can see Russia from my house!

Had a tremendous evening last night in Trump Tower. Haters and losers weren't invited. Sad!

WE AREN'T WINNING ANYMORE !

I don't mind having a big Mexican penis

Lovefest.

Oh look, we have a protestor

emails! Benghazi!

KEBAB, MUHAMMED JIHAD

Binders full of women.

Look at this black man in the audience. I love him!

Did you see Kasich eating ? It was in the news. It was disgusting.

Allahu Akbar!

THEY NEVER TURN THE CAMERAS

SHES A WRECK

LEAFS....Leafs will pay for the wall.

GET HIM OUT OF HERE

Dominican Republic and Israel are our only greatest allies.

OUT OUT OUT

BIG FAT MESS

LIDDLE MARCO

POCHAHONTAS

Little Marco!
Crooked Hillary!
Lyin' Ted!

I love Mexican people

my Russian wives

I make deals with people like that all the time.