There are people who live in Ohio

>There are people who live in Ohio

>there are people still caught up in petty geographical squabbles

neat you have mackinaw island, and they have a bunch of astronauts, now shut the fuck up.

PA here

ohio is trash

i lived in ohio once

ill never ever go back there again

too many niggers and amish kikes

Lol, you're just butt hurt that we Cuck your football team year after year.

we have a pointy flag and you dooooont

Alright which one of you faggots stuck this outside the maritime museum in Marquette?

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>Poor manufacturing state scoffs at poor manufacturing state.
Edgy

Cleveland>all of Michigan

Don't talk shit about ohio, some of us aren't terrible. Ohio is the heart of America and one of th geographically safest places in the u.s.

Jackson, birthplace of the republican party.

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>talking shit about Ohio
>when an Ohioan won the Civil War for you

How does it feel to be a cuck, Michigan?

As a Hoosier, i can say both of your states are shit

Reminder that Ohioans invented airplanes just to escape Ohio.

>Airboating over sinkholes
>Standing your ground against alligators
>Hanging onto a palm tree during a hurricane

Why aren't you Floridian?

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>Ohio
>not elder god patriot tier
Our flag is fucking great.

How's it feel to be the South despite being in the North?

I think you mean Kentucky

Detroit.

Michigan doesn't get to speak anymore. Ignore MI posters, sage MI threads.

There's ginger ale brands that arent Canada Dry?

It feels like the North are a bunch of fucking ingrates. You faggots act all superior with your abolitionism when in reality you just subjected niggers to wage slavery instead of open slavery. You don't even appreciate loyalty, which is the only reason Ohio won your fucking war for you. Your President and your bitch-ass general were too pussy to do the shit that Sherman did.

Michigan is god-tier and you cucks are mad about our pretty lakes, and forests. Get fucked Ohio

Michigan is just a mini Canada with ugly accents

REAL MICHIGAN HOURS
WHO THE FUCK UP

>there are people who live in Ohio
>people

Nobody wants to take responsibility for this commonwealth. Not a part of the South, not a part of the North.

Feels guud to be on the bluegrass

The U.P. should secede and join based Wisconsin

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>tfw I've got rid of my Michigan accent
It's glorious

Dont you dare try to take out rightful clay!

Ready for Ohio to embarass us in front of the world next month? Trump's GOP convention will be in Cleveland. Pic related. Humiliating.

how many lion's fans exist in the up? oh right, they are all packer fans. the up may as well be its own state, but they still identify more with wisconsin than anything

Why do you guys call coupons cyoopons?

Western ohio here
>he cant handle all those presidents, astronauts, and inventions
Have fun with your niggers, I guess.

Don't forget all the niggers, user. Michigan is the US capital of niggers.

Columbus > Cincinnati > Mason > Cleveland

Nobody cares about the others

That's Indiana

>implying anyone from MI is a fan of the lions
Tigers and Redwings make up for their shit

I'll have fun on my Lake Yacht while your stupid double digit IQ self has yet to leave Ma's Farm.

>Mason
>not Dayton

How does it feel when Michigan and Michigan State take turns making you their bitch?

>he doesn't like Mason
Comfy as fuck
You haven't lived life until you've lived miles away from other houses.
Show me where the corn touched you, Jamal.

>You haven't lived life until you've lived miles away from other houses.
Spoken like true White trash
Sippin some bud I take it? God damn fuck off Ohio

kek are you fucking Kidding
>29-14 vs Sparty all time
>Meatchicken has won three times in 16 years
>Ohio State has 2 national titles in that span to the others' combined 0

I don't know about that guy but I'm drinking Paramount right now. Eat a dick.

>yankee fucks
Better than your gay nigger $30 microbrews.

>t. Michigan 'man'

What did they mean by this?

You dropped your fedora, o ye King of Hops

>B e e r
>falling for the meme

>Handegg

Sorry it isn't futbol enough for you

>o ye King of Hops

Whatever you say

>implying beer
No, I'm having some homemade peach tea, which I can guarantee is still far better than whatever you're having.

>1.3 difference
>no source
>thinking 1.3 is a big enough difference to matter anything
I swear, Ohio is like Australia when it comes to justifying itself. They can only make make shitposts even when they're trying to be serious

Damage control mode: engaged

What about ohio attracts unbanterless fucks
I think you guys need some prep h

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>not having a cool and refreshing venison smoothie
Fuck you niggers aren't even real michiganders

also check em

Michiganders aren't even worth bantz.

>venison
>smoothie
Thank god I'm not some michinigger.

Ex-Kzoo here

You're both trash. Ohio has more hicks, MI has more niggers. Kinda a wash

>Inb4 more ad homenim while sand monkeys take more legislative control of his state

I'm not even from Ohio. I don't know what the issues between you two even are, but these threads are always started by people from Michigan, and I find it hilarious.

>a fucking zoo

I say coo pins

That's even worse

>equating based country folk with niggers i.e Michigan
>not being in the Kool Kids Klub
Shit's getting hilarious, Tyrone.

Vernon's is masterrace ginger ale. Too bad you have to live in MI to find it.

it's coo-pons

UM cucks ate still salty about tOSU being the best college football team i see

Never forget

Should be 7 actually post 2014

Very good
Now say chesterfield not couch
Curtains not drapes
Tap not faucet
Eavestrough not gutter
And you'll be one step closer to speaking English properly :)

How can Michigan ever recover?

Only through much groveling.

Maybe not even then.

FUCK OFF CANIGGER YOU DONT EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH TU PARLE FUCK OFF GOD DAMN

No one says drapes you ingrate
faucet is what a faucet is and we call it tap water
The fuck should I say some fuckers name for what a couch is
It's a gutter lad

Nice dota meme

Ohio here
Fuck you faggot
Michigan is home to Michael Moore, Detroit, and is close to Canada.
Eat shit.

We speak it better than you
No it's a tap go check your dictionary Canadian English is the purest form of English in existence

Do you fellas like Minnesota?

WI-fag, here.

>couch
>curtains
>faucet
>gutter

I tried, user. I really did.

REEE FUCK YOU GUYS


SOUTHEAST OHIO BEST OHIO, FUCK YOU

Ask Sweden

Appalachia stronk

Isn't Michigan just Canada but with a bunch of niggers?

Do you mean Mogadishu?

Couch is cuck tier it's French and sofa is Arabic, chesterfield is pure English because the Canadian language is the greatest version of English.

This.
>Michigan
>A FUCKING MITTEN

Your English will continue to be irrelevant until you finish off all the Frenchies up there.

When I get reminded they exist, they usually have strange accents but at least they're more white than Michigan

Monroe County is best county desu.

who /gettingrichoffnaturalgas/ here?

Disgusting

Hey, kid. *snaps fingers* Over here, I'm behind you. I can see just by the way you're walking around, all light footed like a cat in a dog pound, that you haven't been here long. Don't even deny it, I've been here longer than you've been able to spell "moot." That said, I know what a terrified newbie looks like. Normally I don't take to the fresh shits like you. Half of you won't make it a week anyways so I don't see a point in acquainting with the rookies. But listen, kid, *leans in close* there's been some talk about you lately. A bit of a buzz. Normally Reddit transfers don't get much respect, but I've heard some of the Sup Forumstards around here, including some old fags, say to keep an eye out for you, they think you've got potential. *Pins against wall with hand* Well listen up, buddy. I'm here to tell you, to warn you, that none of that means shit. Do NOT let it go to your head. You'll be brought shot back down in an instant. You wanna make it here? Work in silence. Don't go running out there like some big shot looking for attention and exposure. Because the very moment you start to slip up, you are exposed, and alone, and they'll pounce on you like *snaps* that. *Unpins* Just keep your head out there. Develop that "potential" they see in you quietly. And, most of all, just watch your back....

>the shitty of ohio

FUCK YOU!!!!

To be fair, Michigan is no better.

See: Detroit, Flint, and their surrounding environs.

They exist for American tourists to go there to feel like they're in Europe and give is their tourism bucks. Plus Quebec hates Anglos especially Americans so we like having you guys go there to piss them off especially since you guys make zero effort to speak French.

>image
>not a russian joke