Boston Red Sox vs Minnesota Twins game thread

best fanas in baseball edition

that's a nice fana, alright.

skinny white girl with a massive ass is the best

i prefer baseball though

rest in peace remmy

koji playing third!

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>the indians catcher comes over to me and says "hey whats up dustin" and I say whats up
>ortiz comes over and says "what the fuck he call you?"
>and I go "what? dustin."
>ortiz says "well why'd he call you that"?
>and I go, "thats my fuckin name"
>and he goes "oh is that right?"
>and I go "yeah bro, I've played 1,600 games with you, they've actually said it five-thousand-fucking-times, now batting number 15 "dustin" pedroia"
>and he goes "I thought it was peewee"

deadspin tier

everyone dies eventually

I don't know what that means but pedroia said it at the ortiz roast

all their names sound dumb

yeah like two years ago news from deadspin dot com front page

you are a piece of human garbage

no i'm good

The last game I went to the Red Sox beat the Twins 13-2 in fenway

did anyone see that

has our third base situation gotten so bad that we let the translator play third base

yes hes a very defensive translator though

Blown the fuck out
Worst fans in baseball edition lmao

wow

I like it when the image gets deleted lmfao.

>he is a Good piece of human garbage

Lawful, Neutral or Chaotic?

no not any of those things just good not garbage

don't tackle each other in the outfield

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loooooooool

How we doing, Minneapolis?

How bout you, St. /Paul/?

>go and get ice cream
>come back
>man on first and third with no outs

xander you idiot

NEW PAPI

goat

WOW,

ICE CREAM STRIKES AGAIN

OMFG

haha how gret would this inning be if dumb xander didn't gidp

MITCH MORELAND is the new papi

im glad stupid bad hanley isnt in the lineup anymore ever again

some idiot was about to post something like this but then he thought twice... right??

who took my hanley? who found my hanley?

ps i'll find my hanley.

I think the red sox should give me a life time supply of ice cream

didn't buy ice cream from the giant hood bottle?

you stupid? wanna die?

what???

going to order pizza buds, what should I get?

I SAID

YOU STUPID?

WANNA DIE?

yeah and yeah

Go back to 2001 and get lil Stevies or Franks Pizza.

:(

pine apples and Holly Penos

>stay single until your 34
>recalculating
>stay single forever

David was such a cool guy when i met him

user. All you need is a liquor store and a valid MASS ID.

pien apples burn my mouth

Berrios has such a nice sweeping curve

i'm so proud translator-kun is getting a shot at playing

THANK YOU KOJI

I just swallowed my nicotine gum,

induce vomiting

Way to go Sano!

damn, rip...

You will forever be addicted to cigarettes, there is no hope for you user

>pee wee

stop trying to hit the translator that can't be legal just throwing balls at him over and over he's lucky the twins first base has pity and is blocking these shots

kk poast daniel nava

bye, on my grave here lies user he eat the gum bi mistake

I tried vaping but it was not very good

me laughing over your grave

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great post

ordered the pizzas

you eat it all yoursellf

mmmmmmmmmmmm....
yummy in the tummy -_-

me come back as vampire.

bite you ankle. you at shattuck hospital explain bite. you turn into vampire and YOU attack nurse. you on bottom of state police pig pile getting punched in back of head. you vampire on court tv suing commonwealth of mass.

good luck
remy + dad
#cancersucks

yeah hopefully before the game is over

>bite the commonwaelth of mass. on the ankle

WATT DEW????????????

>you at shattuck hospital explain bite
i don't have to explain myself to nobody

HURYR THE FRIG UP I WANT MY PIZAZS NOW

i like crab rangoons

if you told them they could make them raw they would already be on the way to you now

>[ree]

they did that once and I didnt even ask

it tasted gross

owned

how many nights do you drink a week

baby sat my grandma today

she bought me a fidget spinner

Once maybe..sometimes once every two weeks. But I drink enough in one night to cover a month.

0 i stopped drinking after my doctor told me it causes depression

Wow, thats a big ass slice

thank you, your profiles have been updated

Also add in sometimes I run around the swamp at night looking for ufos with a bunch of cylume lightsticks stuck to my legs

don't try to tell me what to do

me on top of lightstick

what's cylume

None

smoke herb

no

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is sale a bust

it's good herb, Bront

now apologize

THE PIZZAS HERE

For what?

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how much did you tip the driver

do you even think about how many people died because u wanted to smoke some of the """"herb"""""???

apologize, worm