/rug/ - World In Union Edition

EXCURSÃO DOS LEÕES BRITÂNICOS E IRLANDESES PELA NOVA ZELÂNDIA

Leões 13-7 Bárbaros Provinciais da Nova Zelândia
Leões 16-22 Azuis
Leões 12-3 Cruzados
Leões 22-23 Highlânderes
Leões 32-10 Todos Pretos Maori
Leões 34-6 Chefes
Leões 15-30 Todos Pretos

>Ter 27 de Junho
4:35 Leões x Furacões, Wellington

>Sáb 1º de Julho
4:35 Leões x Todos Pretos, Wellington

>Sáb 8 de Julho
4:35 Leões x Todos Pretos, Auckland

SUPER RUGBY

>Sex 30 de Junho
Tubarões x Touros, Durban
Onças x Reis, Buenos Aires

>Sáb 1º de Julho
Chitas x Tempestuosos, Bloemfontein
Leões x Lobos do Sol, Joanesburgo

ELIMINATÓRIAS PARA A COPA DO MUNDO DE 2019

>Sáb 1º de Julho
EUA x Canadá, San Diego (1º jogo: 28-28)

Other urls found in this thread:

stuff.co.nz/national/94117481/new-zealand-duo-smash-world-eggthrowing-record
youtube.com/watch?v=UQ82q2wNeho
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>poozilian OP

*dabs*

*farts*

Just took a massive Brazil

>no Americas cup reference
>no Hurricanes reference
>Cuckbyn image

Barber: How u want ur /rug/ ƒam?

too tee ra my nah iwi OH EY
ta toe ta toe ey

pretty disgusting to be honest

Choose wisely /rug/

>all these tipiwhenua ravaged kiwis complaining because they didn't get to be the one to copy paste the thread to the new one

Fucking pathetic.

Niue

Why would it be hosted in NZ when the skipper was australian? It'll be in Wivenhoe damn.

>both skippers in the final of the """"America's"""" Cup were Australia

Fucking kek. Sailing on AFL and Rugby League levels of irrelevance watch.

Both skippers live in New Zealand, both boats were built in New Zealand

>Peter Burling
>Mahe Drysdale
>Kane Williamson

Tauranga is Home of the GOATs.

Apologise to shitspouter

Wellington

>using residency rules

Fucking embarrassing lad. Why are kiwis naturally drones while Aussies are natural leaders?

By emiratic capital

>CEO of oracle: Russell Coutts (NZ)
>CEO of ETNZ: Grant Dalton (NZ)

Really pulsates my peanuts

city of sails to be frank and honorable

LITERALLY UN FUCKING STOPPABLE

stuff.co.nz/national/94117481/new-zealand-duo-smash-world-eggthrowing-record

>tfw bane will never reach his full potential because the rest of the team is trash

and the CEO of New Zealand is the queen so I guess Britain won lad.

Mate you must be pretty dim if you think the CEO of the airline gets to tell the pilot what to do when they're in the air.

KEK how mad are these cunts

>don't even have a team
Maybe one day mates

>New Zealand absolutely withering under this barrage of muscular Aussie truthy-b's

We came second and first, while you had some cyclists do some pedalling because we told them to.

Based Team Australia lads. That yellow and green boat was fast

Whoa

Helmsman is actually more important a role than skipper in terms of sailing. The skipper just takes the roll.

>team poopeelia
>withdrawn
KEK

K E K

K - E - K

Tauranga Boys' College is Home of the GOATs.***

Fixed that for you lad, don't let anyone else take credit for them.

>flop an elite, muscular, veiny truthy-b on the forehead of every kiwi
>t-the skipper isn't even that important
>w-what's really important is the minimum wage deckhand who greased the hull and sharpens the harpoons, and he's my mum's cousin from wanaka!
>I-it doesn't matter that literally the only crew member who stayed on from last year was the Australian skipper of the boat.

Pathetic.

Hurricanes are playing tonight. I'm quite excited.

>doesn't know what a helmsman is
Just exposed yourself lad

Ugh please fuck off from making threads.
No-one speaks your shitty 3rd world language.

>team poopeelia
>withdrawn
KEK

K E K

K - E - K

I might make a "game thread" so this can 404.

How can you blame them when all of Australia's sailing talent is busy being on both teams in the final?

imagine if your team had to withdraw

Springboks on glorious ascendency watch

Where is the correct /rug/ thread? I'm not going to shitpost during the match in this dung heap.

STOP MAKING PORTUGUESE THREADS

Is it really that hard to understand for you?
You should be able to fill in the blanks, unless you are admitting to being an extreme casual who DOESN'T even know the fixtures for the upcoming week

MATCH THREAD
*dabs*

you're welcome

>Kiwis off in their containment thread.

Time to put your feet up lads.

yeah haha

Unemployed guy what are you doing today

Hurricanes confirmed best of the good guys regardless. No Haka or meme before the game.

The forwards will win this one easily for us

This
Also
>can't even beat meme team

me oh my i have enjoyed that yes boy

Not unemployed, I just am currently contracted to an American company, so my hours are all sorts of fucked up right now.

Also, RIP Pat Lambie
F

Cool.

Fucking hell F for Lambie. He can't play anymore.

>waking up
>seeing there was draw between Furacões and Leões

Just woke up

grab a brush and put a little make-up

PLAYER RATINGS
Marler-3, pretty shit
Best-5, bang average
Cole-4, less shit than Marler
Henderson-7, would be 9 apart from that brainfart
Lawes -7, good outing
Haskell-5, exceptionally mediocre
Tipuric-8, topped the tackle charts
Stander-5, didn't make an impact
Laidlaw-3, utter gash apart from a memeterception
Biggar-8, our best back by some distance
North-7 considering he's never played 12 in his life before
Henshaw-didn't really see enough
Joseph-6, not bad
Seymour-7, bagged a couple of meat pies
Nowell-5, some good bits and some bad bits
Kruis-5, bang average
Halfpenny-5, would have been 7 but had an absolute mare with that dropped ball that cost us the win

baka stay woke senpai

what did he mean by this lads?

where?

>posting it twice because no one gives a shit about your meme country's meme "personalities"

trip on shitspouter you pole smoker

Scotland

other one was bump limit :^(

Someone make a real thread

This is the real thread you autist. There are no games for 3 days. Stop being a retard.

lets get this badboy to 500

just me n u bro

hows it foing

*dabs*

I change my vote. This thread is shit.

*dabs back*

laumape on AB watch

I fully expect to see him play in the third test.

Lads

youtube.com/watch?v=UQ82q2wNeho

pretty homosexual
ngl famalam

Reddit lel

Henderson didn't have a brain fart you tard. Perfectly executed a tumble and roll clear out but JJ lifted the other leg.

No complaints about yellow, but was just bad fortune, not some kind of rage-induced crime.

Thats a good thing then

>80's

HE

COULDA

Nah

unless, Joseph's lateral delts are Eddie Hall-tier, he didn't do any significant lifting of the other leg apart from maybe knocking him off balance
Hendo tipped him, end of. It was indeed unfortunate but it was ultimately his own fault

Rugby.
desu

The point of lifting one leg is to put all their weight on the other, then it becomes very easy to push off balance as you roll them away from the ruck.

All it takes is that standing leg to be lifted slightly to make the whole movement into a tip tackle.

If JJ wasn't doing that slight tiny lift at a critical moment, that whole rucking move from Hendo lands Barrett on his arse away from the ball.

Greater Wellington has a population of 400,000

Think about that

what if i don't want to?

>less people than the gold coast
>still inexplicably more of a shithole

Neuron status = fired

You think about this

*grabs crotch*

What about lesser Wellington?

*pisses right on your forehead*

think about that my boy

Did you watch our sport tonight?

Wait- why weren't any of Gatlands meme six that he called up used in the last 10-15 minutes?

*Thinks profusely*

Wellington just so i can see the boats sink into the cook straight

watching the hurricanes game now, north is running like a damn pussy into tackles

He's lost his aggressive edge unfortunately
Liam Williams has like half the muscle mass but always barrels into contact like a lunatic, I miss when George used to do that.

How can you blame him, the guys basically been given brain damage from rugby

Jordie Barrett could have died, or worse; received brain damage.

Should have been red.

biggar at 10 for the next test Tbh

We were lucky to get a card at all with the way the Frenchie was reffing. That was a definite Hurricanes win if he'd refereed the game in the first half with any sort of objectivity.

>we

Agreed. Against a suffocating defence his kicking game is necessary, and even if he's less silky than Sexton or Farrell he doesn't get rocked or shut down by pressure