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>Season standings: 1. Sebastian Vettel 153 points 2. Lewis Hamilton 139 points 3. Valtteri Bottas 111 points 4. Daniel Ricciardo 92 points 5. Kimi Räikkönen 73 points
>News Bernie says Hamilton tried to create an accident by brake checking Vettel Bernie still based
Marko said Hamilton brake checked him as well. Why are old white guys always the voice of reason?
Jace Allen
Kraut should be charged with hate crime and attempted murder
Jackson Bell
TOO SOON
Brayden Cooper
Reminder that Vettel is in the right here
Nolan Kelly
t. vettel
Jeremiah Nguyen
8th for Hamilton is the cancer killing f1
Andrew James
Reminder that tricky ricky won and hamilshit didn't
Parker Butler
>same kid, 6 months later
Brandon Rodriguez
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Andrew Flores
fucking CUNTS
Christopher Ortiz
reminder the telemetry shows Hamilton never touched the brake.
Bentley Hall
ted kravitz has a big, veiny benis lads
Brayden Davis
Reminder that telemetry shows that I got dubs.
Jonathan Martinez
>implying Hamilton has a big veiny benis
Luke Miller
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Justin Hall
>he never depressed the brake >depressed Did you fall for your own propaganda or was it poor reading comprehension? The FIA's wording makes it pretty clear that Sebastian "I will massacre you" Vettel was right.
Michael Hall
>Hamilcucks >#blessed
Asher Hernandez
>lifting/not accelerating is considered slowing/breaking in yellow flags zones >it isn't considered slowing/breaking behind a safety car when you cause a crash Literally no one has answered how this definition can be both breaking and not breaking. Either last year there should have been more penalties for the yellow flags (there was one or 2 for Rosberg and 1 for Hamilton off the top of my head) or Hamilton is partially responsible for the crash (I also think Vettel should have stopped so is as at fault for the initial collision so in the end a racing incident with no fault)
James Cook
Last night I had three wanks to the same girl. Wasn't even Victoria either.
Mason Taylor
the fuck are you talking about? The FIA clearly state his speed was constant as the telemetry shows, vettel simply accelerated into the back of him expecting him to do the same.
You can't bend reality to suit your wishes /polF1/
Gabriel Wood
>55
Elijah Harris
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Oliver Brown
Reminder that Vettel is protected by the FIA whereas Maldonado was not streamable.com/8j6b9
Nathaniel Butler
>88 cheeky lad
Lincoln Murphy
yesterday I fapped furiously to the only girl I like and now she does nothing for me
Cameron Moore
Stop!
Jordan Lee
Reminder that Ricciado also dammed Vettel deliberately at much higher speeds in China and was never punished for it. FIA protecting Hamilton again? Would make sense considering they only applied the penalty when Louis was held up by his own headrest (pbuh)
Robert Brooks
>Theodore Slutlover
Nathaniel Parker
I love how Danny Ric realised that people are getting sick of the fucking shoey meme and DC forced him to do it anyway. Feel that cringe Ric? yeah, we have all felt that way ever since the second time you did it.
That's a shit name. Force India are a great team but they already have a shit name and that's just going to enshitten it even more.
Colton Cooper
>Theodore Joseph Nathaniel Slotover
Juan Morales
You're missing how hilarious it is though.
>Vijay willful defaults on over a billion dollars worth of loans >Vijay ignores it and thinks it will go away >Indian authorities put out arrest warrant for Vijay >Vijay so butthurt at India that he takes the "India" out of "Force India"
Noah Perry
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Jacob Cox
Any news on Verstappen? Did he commit sudoku yet?
Lincoln Lewis
Yeah I've thought of that. >Huh, I'll change the name of my F1 team. That's show them >:DDDD They should go with Fored Out of India imho.
Jayden Williams
you accidentally wait for 3 seconds at a green traffic light and this guy comes from behind and smashes in your windows with a baseball bat wat do?
Adam Myers
Why not just change the name to " Mallya Racing"
Hunter Kelly
>Forced Out of India
10/10 Toppest kek
Alexander Walker
probably not fully owned by Mallya anymore, other main owners and sponsors wouldn't like it
Adam Walker
He took out all his anger on Victoria. She will be in a wheelchair recovering for a month and will produce a good, strong spawn shortly after.
Jackson Miller
Thank him for holding up the laws.
Jack Mitchell
Verstappen fined 25000€ for refusing to give an interview after his DNF. Apparently drivers must be available for the media after returning to paddock. No wonder Kimi gives his 10 second bwoah interviews rather than just going home "fugg this shit :DDDDD"
>“It was very different,” he told Motorsport.com. “They’re going 10mph, who cares?
>"Of course it was ugly, but ultimately Lewis brake-tested him. I’m a driver, I’ve been there.
>"Whenever a driver did that to me, then I would do whatever Seb did. He got a penalty, the biggest he could get, I guess, according to the new rules."
>“That’s fine, that’s OK, that’s cool. And in a way I am happy to see that drivers have emotions. It’s good, it’s fun.
David Edwards
kek
Austin Green
Based Jacks
Jason James
more like >you intentionally reverse at a green traffic light and this guy gently taps your front left in return
Jaxson Anderson
>Villeneuve reckoned that Vettel did not intend to barge against Hamilton's car when he pulled alongside the Mercedes: “I don’t think he was trying to hit him. He had one hand on the wheel and was looking at him and pointing the finger.
>"You don’t hit with your wheels turned like that, you will break your own car, and with one hand – if you’re going to hit someone, you have two hands on the wheel!
"if you’re going to hit someone, you have two hands on the wheel"
>“What created the incident is what occurred when Lewis slowed down so quickly in a very unlikely place. You have got to take that into account,” he told City AM.
>“That was a shock to Sebastian, and that is why he came alongside Lewis to ask ‘what the hell are you doing?’.
>“It would be very simple to put the complete blame on one man, but what initiated the bad behaviour was what happened before.”
Ethan Perry
>Somewhere in a secluded spot of the Netherlands Victoria was squatting over the side of a small pond. >She cursed herself for having let him cum in her but he never listens to her protests, not when he is angry. >She could feel them moving now, slim-ing their way down her love tunnel. Such a disgusting feeling. Why did her family have to be so odd? >Tightening her grip on the cold metal railing she squeezed and pushed to finally force them out. Plop. Plop. Plop as they splashed out into the water. >She pulled herself up from the waters edge and reached down to scoop the last of them out of her. She never got them all out. >She would be mortified if someone saw her right now, one hand under her dress digging into her cooch, but it had to be done. >She dropped the stragglers in and looked down into the pond. Starting back at her were hundreds of tiny black dots in their little orbs. A permanent reminder of her incest. >Well she said permanent but she was sure most would get eaten by newts but life always finds a way.
Levi Williams
I like how both Jacks and Stewart don't say that what Vettel did was right, or excuse it. But they do say that the Hamilton dindu nuffin narrative is a load of shit.
Which is pretty much what most people on /f1/ think, other than Coco and his strawmen.
Jaxon Watson
This. There is blame but it isn't one one persons shoulders. >inb4 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU RACIST
Adrian Campbell
He knows that the joke has been past it, but many still have this demand of him, and you have to be good to the fans.
Christian Brown
>people who kow what they are talking about are rightly defending Vettel >meanwhile in the Sky F1 corner the idiots are trying to get a binding resolution against da ebil German Vettel exposing these """experts""". Feels good man.
Yeah fuck them for being level-headed I guess.
Alexander Collins
>yfw Bottas wins the whole thing
Jacob Hernandez
>say the line, Bart
Alexander Sanchez
he still spinning inside
Matthew Taylor
DC just wanted to show those mudshits in the crowd how superior white culture is
Bentley Bennett
That was a pretty fucked up manoeuvre by Vettel, no need to do that.
Anthony Wright
>drinking from a dirty show >superior culture Ummm...
Nolan Brooks
Don't know about that one m8, there's nothing in the rules against humiliating someone by passing them around the outside.
:^)
Chase Davis
>by Vettel Nice meme, Crofty.
Jose Thomas
>dat pic
kek
David Fisher
>VEttel always trying to pass as a victim. He should be on tumblr
Zachary Martinez
stop it japan
Justin Campbell
VICTORIA pls u have to be 18 to post here
Adam Wood
t. Victoria
Dominic Brown
Reported for underage
Tyler Reed
based bernie btfoed nigg
Daniel Foster
Don't you love it? That feeling of clutching your bulging stomach knowing your womb is full of eggs. Them moving around as you walk. That feeling of the hormones flooding your mind, altering your mood, making you desire to be filled with Max's fertile swimmers.
It's life, isn't it beautiful Victoria?
Thomas Martinez
Lotterer has a Belgian mother as well
Adam Moore
the KRAUT should have his championships taken off him
Asher Jones
This is why she doesn't post pictures of herself anymore.
Jaxon Miller
Truth hurts I guess.
Christopher Reed
t. Mark Webber
Bentley Johnson
Victoria Jane Hides her shameful incest spawn A long summer comes
Hunter Brooks
I don't wanna get spanked
Jacob Powell
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Leo Ortiz
what the fuck am i reading
Easton Mitchell
Reminder that if it wasn't for Blyat parking his car in the middle of the track we would be talking about another boring HWL
