Nice spaceship, Han. I'd name it Millennium Falcon if I were you

>Nice spaceship, Han. I'd name it Millennium Falcon if I were you.

too many old angry neckbeards would have a meltdown

Only because Lando was the original owner.

>woah, who do you think you are? some kind of queen? *looks at camera and winks*

its called the millennium falcon because its a millennium old

>Han Solo: A Star Wars Story
>Starring Emilia Clarke as Millennium Falcon

haha yeah fuck white males amirite?

>Well you built it kid, might as well name it
>Han slips on a banana peel and his pants fall down
>Oh you uhh better show me how to fly it too
>han bonks his head and sharts his pants
>I'll uhh be right back

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>yfw rey teaches luke to become a better jedi

>Millennium Falcon flying low over the surface of Tatooine
>"Pull up!"
>Han pulls up just as a krayt dragon bursts from the sand
>"How'd you know it was there?!"
>"I know a thing or two about dragons"

So why are they hiring so many absolute SHIT actors for the new movies?
The only decent ones I have seen are finn and poe.

its the eyebrows, if they could just fix the eyebrows.

Someone brought up in a thread the other day that the same casting director for GoT works on Star Wars.

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Talent is discrimination user, come on it's 2016

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would shoot myself in the theater. don't care if it gets the designated shooter fired.

>C'mon Han, the only way to stop the shibbledibble is to make the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs!
>B-but no one's ever done that before!

kill yourself, reddit.

kill jester

Kill Emilia

Well worth it mate, she's shite

But Emilia is our friend

its my money, its my movie. Kill 'er

> Is the only way Han. I have to sleep with Lando so you can get the Millennium Falcon once and for all and so we can try our chances in the Kessel run

Wait....another short brunette female lead with a British accent? Has Disney just decided that this is the perfect formula?

white men are the only demographic that would be butthurt over something like this. so, yeah. you're right.

why are white men such whiny little bitches?

>Wow chewie, she was quite the dragon lady. She would make a good mother though if she wasn't too busy being a queen.

I would fucking kill to get a bj from her and look down and see those eyebrows going crazy

>dreams

starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Eyebrows

STOP

Stop whining

>yfw she saves han and chewie from Kanjiklub

jfc. i could actually hear it already

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Holy fuck she was fat and dumpy in Genesys. Seriously a squat fat dumpy bitch.

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Was he the original or was he just the one who had it right before Han won it in space-poker?

I would assume Han renamed it anyway because when it was Lando's ship it was called the Martin Luther King Jr.

Stop giving them ideas.

>Han: Lando, how did you come by this ship in the first place?
>*Lando points at an alien of a previously unnamed race throwing a hissy fit*
>Lando: I got it from that childish Gembynoh.

>implying her name won't be Millie LenniumFalcon and Lando names the ship after her after she saves Han and Lando from the Hutts

Jesus Christ how have I not noticed those before

This is totally gonna happen, isnt it

Post your reaction when she is the one who does the Kessel Run.
>Han never said HE did it.

You idiots. She's obviously going to say something about bypassing the compressor on the ship. Which is why Han was so amazed at Rey in TFA.

It's poetry.

>i boipussed the ship's compressah!

what did she mean by this?

how the fuck does she do that?

More like

>With my space route planing and your ability to fly this thing we can do the kessel run in at least 14 parsecs!
>We can only try
>Smile at each other and run to the ship
>Do it in 12
>Wow Millie Falcon, i couldnt have done this without you....say..waitaminute i just thought of the perfect name for this bucket of bolts

Also white woman will be Landos love interest