This is leo messi

this is leo messi
he is 30th today
say hello birday o him

his kid looks retarded

>30 year old
>still getting themed cakes

Wonder if I will make it to my 30th without killing myself. Well done Messi.

Messi has the brain and look of a little boy

>adidas product placement
>on your birthday
Sad.

imagine being Antonella and being forced to live with this autist because he's the father of your son and thanks to his huge amount of money, and wishing to be in the arms of Ronaldo instead

>3 cakes

is Higuain coming for the party?

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Yeah must suck to have people care about you.

You can see her ass in the reflection. Best wank of my life.

>this autistic family

Keking my ass off

Messi is 30?!?
Guess TSUman will have to play till his 40s to keep Messi from winning another ball.

>No piza de queso y sprite

Happy b-day

t.cristiano

Do you think Messi buys clothes? He wears the free shit sponsors send him.

He looks so gay there

he wears adidas 24/7

>doesn't waste money on parties
>doesn't waste money on birthday cakes, your team and sponsors will give some to you for free
>dress your family with the clothes your sponsors give to you
>doesn't have any actual friend to invite over

Why is he such /ourguy/?

hello birday

he is probably still wearing his barça shorts from the last game

>He has his Barcelona short on
How autistic is he?

hello birday leo

Congrats

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUON

happy birthday!

g o a t!

>not wearing football shorts at home
it's super common amongst argies

where is these foods

/r/ CSI zoom and enhance on that mirror

He's literally autistic dude

His wife has that fake smile on.

you just know leo isn't going to make her sign a prenup.

poor bastard.

?

Wouldn't surprise me

Messi Letra C

Probably with a house arrest bracelet on his ankle

>6478 EUR in taxes on food
Literally (((usury))). Why tax people when the currency is fiat money?

Who took the picture tho?

he looks so happy :3

Haha what picardy blouse is that friends?

Imagine being so autistic that both your sons become autists as well by osmosis. Poor lad.

HOLY SHIT IS TRUE

jajajajajajaja he truly is just a random mid-class dude.

The fact is that the short is like his work uniform. You rarely see professionals wearing their team jerseys.Not saying is bad or anything, i would do the same, but that´s the point. He is just a regular dude that happens to be in a random/weird economic and power status.

that pic turned out to be a fake picture

I'm legit scared by that retarded face of his son.

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antonella looks like a carer for two very special kids

top kek!

in argentina is normal using anything from adidas or nike my not so white friend

> tfw I spent my 30t birthday alone, with no gf and underemployed (making peanuts)

Why does God hate me?

criminally underrated

Fucking kek

>not CONGRATSUUUUUUUUULATION

please, she would 100% still be with him if he was a failed athlete on welfare bussing tables even if Ronaldo pulled up in a lamborghini and asked her to get in she would remain loyal.

>making peanuts

What

means making no money you dumb neet

Where's the cheese pizza and sprite?

like father like son

>it's another neckbeard fatass virgin losers showcase their envy and jealousy episode

lol

>mfw leo has a cheeky cigarette after dinner with that green lighter

>Alive
>Enjoy the Simple

Like Asians who buy t-shirts with English slogans without knowing what they mean.

He manufactures styrofoam packaging peanuts for a living.

Antonella still looks like a rocha

Fantastic post

>that drunk cig feel

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How will Antonella please Messi tonight?

>"Antonella, what kind of cake"
>"a birthday cake"
>"I know but what does he like..."
>"......idk I guess divegrass"
>"Say no more."

she'll let him watch

kek

Messi is like me if I were shorter and had talent

3 wouldn't be enough

or what my mother dies tonight?

She changes both their diapers.

Are they going to eat a whole cake each, greedy bastards!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOAT

dobyr post

messi can't read english