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If you read this, you are a homosexual(gay).
Very gay btw

its okay Marcel. You'll have cat or dog in the future and you will change your opinion

Ahoj!
Thank fuck today's work is over, can't wait for Thursday, gonna be a day off due to national holiday

What's up?

FOURTH OF JULY IS WHATS UP

HOOORAH AMURIKA

Make sure you go to church tomorrow

Do you also have holiday because of these two?

Nah, it's our Statehood Day, coronation of our first and only king, King Mindaugas, the man who founded the Lithuanian state in mid 1200s.

All thanks to the Poles who sent Germans after us to massacre everyone who isn't christfag

good to know

>All thanks to the Poles who sent Germans after us to massacre everyone who isn't christfag
wait what
we dindu nuffin

>when the uploader band deletes all its videos for some reason and you can only find the bootleg low quality version online, and you have to be thankful even for that

I don't understand why, it's such a fun clip

youtube.com/watch?v=HCAEyPbn3jI

>1226
>Konrad I of Masovia invites Teutonic Knights to remove Prussians and gives them Chełmno
>Teutons build a castle there and begin killing and integrating Baltic tribes for the next ~50 years
>[...]from 1283, they were better positioned to threaten the young Lithuanian state from the west.

>1236
>Battle of Saule
>Livonian Order (same as Teutonic order except they were conquering Estonian and Latvian pagan tribes) gets BTFO by Samogitians (Žmudzini) led by Duke Vykintas
>Livonian Order becomes weak and is forced to unite with Teutonic Order, becoming their branch
>[Lithuanian unification intensifies]
>in the meantime Mindaugas, a duke who controlled southern Lithuania conquers Black Ruthenia, appoints his son to rule it, expands his power in Baltic lands
>he sends his nephews to try and conquer Smolensk, they fail

>1249
>Mindaugas attempts to seize lands of his nephews and Vykintas
>a powerful alliance is created between the nephews, Vykintas, Samogitians, Livonian Order, Daniel of Galicia and Vasilko of Volhynia to oppose Mindaugas
>only Poles refused to take part in this alliance against Lithuanians

>1251
>Mindaugas is in difficult position, attacked from everywhere
>bribes master of the Livonian Order, agrees to be baptized and give some Lithuanian lands to the Order
>in return, he receives crown
>manages to defeat his opponents
>1253, July 6th
>Bishop of Chełmno crowns Mindaugas and Kingdom of Lithuania is established
>the Order is given Samogitian lands, they consolidate it and build castles there

>Samogitians lead by Treniota resist that, attack the G*rmans
>win some battles which sparks Prussian uprising, it lasts for 14 years
>Mindaugas breaks peace with Order and returns to his pagan beliefs
>any diplomacy made since coronation is lost
>his wife dies
>gets assassinated by Treniota
>Treniota becomes Grand Duke of Lithuania
>Lithuania falls back into paganism and internal instability for about another century

the eternal Polish conspiracy

>Teutonic Order bros of Poland
kek

which episode of reksio is that

what a retard that king was

whats the band/album name? cba clicking the link but ill find it for you

Why dont we have Nazi guilt?
Most of Slovaks dont even know about existence of Slovak State

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i think sherlock holmes and watson would be a cute couple 0w0

cute kitties >.<
adorable doggos

here another dog

and hungarian dog

thats nyatalinya poklonskanya isnt she
i wonder what became of her

breed of soviet dog

the treacherous whore was rewarded

Deputy of the State Duma of Russian Federation

I wanted to buy dwarf geckos as pets.

>Why dont we have Nazi guilt?

It's hard to feel quilty when you're irrelevant. With them or against them, we didn't really do any harm or could influence anything. Neither the ones to give any notable push to the Nazi conquests, nor the ones to oust them out of the country.

Being irrelevant has its advantages.

geckos are great pets, I personally wouldnt get dwarf though

What do you think of my mačka?

i wonder why cats have more beautiful eyes than people

>tfw no gf

all i have eaten today is one and a half pizza

topping made of what

>tfw no slowvak gf

ham, hot salami, hot paprika, sausage

>tfw no magyar gf

and cheese of course

iktf

>tfw no czech or polish gf

good, i dont want to racemix

>Implying v4 isn't the most race mixed region
Your neighbour is probably less related to you than a girl from Poland

Well yeah, Konrad was a retard.
We did BTFO Teutons along with you later on though.
youtube.com/watch?v=1GLytMcoOWU

why did you picked up gay ass flag?

Imagine if we all used our historical flags

>Poland with white eagle on red backround
>us with our Czech lion on red backround

ewww pride in yours country history abnd shit

that smells of nazis.

>Slovakia with a Hungarian flag

>that song
wtf I LOVE Polska now, this is first time I hear it and it's really really nice
those comments are a bit disappointing though, so many litvinists with their 'belarus is litwa' propaganda

very few people decided it
one of the most important people of our national revival participated in that debate, pushing the red flag with Vytis (the chaser, on the horse) on it but it was pushed away due to
>hurr durr its national revival we cant associate with Grand Duchy anymore because it was also Belarus and Ukraine, we are Lithuania!
>hurr durr its red flag, red is commies! red bad!
its yellow, green and red because those colours are in our ethnic dresses or something but it never goes well together on something like a flag, it's so retarded

also first some ((artist)) who was one of those few people deciding, chose just red and green first (fucking ew) and then someone suggested adding a bit of yellow

they even suggested adding that horseman somewhere in middle or in the corner but that idea got disregarded again. also those colours are inappropriate because they are not represented in heraldry of older times.

we just got fucked over by it as a nation, I wish it was Vytis

btw on the right you can see what used to be the flag of Lithuania minor

i like it

I'm bored
I don't know what to post
here is a post

Quality post

much better.

that pic looks edgy af senpai

cool post and cool bones

>ukrainian surname
>volga german
>brown eyes, dark hair, pale skin
How likely I get beaten up in the most bydlo part of v4 cities?

>empty Steam wishlist
>new GPU up and running
see you on Monday v4 if my eyes will still be working

serious answer to not sure if serious question is
>you won't

highly unlikely

dailymail.co.uk/wires/ap/article-3469206/Chilean-attacked-Poland-mistaken-Arab.html

>dailymail

It's weird that people who decide about flags aren't sticking to heraldic rules. They were made for a reason.
See, this is what I'm talking about. Green and red don't look well next to each other, but if you divide them with a white (silver) stripe it looks much better.
Same goes for our current eagle by the way, it has several mistakes in it.

I chose the first best source, there were other articles by guardian and cbs
I just dont want to get beaten up when I am asked where I am from or because of my phenotype
Also polish escorts in Germany dont want to fuck south europeans. And obvviously I belong to them since I look like them, although I am more tartar than italian

Is your skin brown?

no i am pale as fuck, but my face is tanned because beside my arms these are the only parts of my skin that are reaches by the sun

How about this one

it's nice but his works seems kinda unfinished

>pale af
>can tan

her tan is darker than mine, prbly her natural skin tone is even slightly darker than mine
also i saw many poles, russian and even br*ts being tanned in spain and turkey

If you're pale nobody will care about how you look.
Besides, even you weren't pale, you're unlikely to get beaten unless you go into some shitty bydło district or to a football stadium. But in such places even a local Pole can get beaten, because bydło is surprisingly non-discriminating when it comes to beating people up.
Then again, the whole "hurr I'm going to Polen, am I going to get beaten???" is an utter meme overblown by singular cases like with that Chilean pianist. I've never been robbed or beaten my entire life. Beating random people is not a normal thing here.

Im so glad to be back home

ok thank you
hown likely will poland and russia beat each other next year?
are there any plans from hools?
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>his works seems kinda unfinished
I think that's kinda the point. His artstyle reminds me of impressionism.
Sure would be nice if the upcoming vidya game was decent, but since it's made by a bunch of nobodies I'm keeping my expectations low.

is this guy fucking serious

are you serious about beating me up?

are you a fucking retard? i would expect these kind of questions only from an american

well
most of northern euros can tan but really pale ones can't.
my sister for example after an hour on full sun turning red and her skin starting to peel.

I don't and I don't really care because watching sports is for uninspired subhumans

west euros tend to be just as ignorant as burgers, if not more

*don't know

it is not only because of my looks, but also because of my ethnicity and hohol name
polish posters react hostile to russians, germans and ukrainians

such a lonely day

and it's mine

haven't fapped in three days guys

he just meming at this point

you will get beaten pretty hard then
shitskins are useful (they do kebabs and stuff) so we do not mess with them but Ukies here are beaten on daily basis, better prepare.

good

what games did you buy

Fapping every 3-4 days is the most satysfying

Dobrou noc

Enjoy your St. Cyril and Methodius Day Czechoslovaks

And enjoy your Jan Hus day Czechs

good night m8
sleep tight

good night

>feel lonely
>go on lide.cz
>this thing shows up

what the heck

whats lide.cz about

it's a dating site

>go on lide.cz

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real Wend hours

i still cant sleep

*smashes dat like button*
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any bunkers?

No bunkers, but it's pretty fuckin' great anyway