/ K E K /

The defacto God of Sup Forums is Lord Kek. Christfags, Kikefags, Goatfuckers, please leave.

We must Convert these non believers or draw blood KEK DEMANDS Blood

I love the Trump-less Lord Kek

Doubles. Praise Kek.

We will worship Kek regardless of who he chooses

Kek I feel is outside the realm of our lord. Did god creat kek? Was it the other way around? We may never know, but one thing for sure is that they are 2 separate entities

There is no god before Lord Kek, heathen.

Will Kek Grace us and make this a Holy Thread?
What power Art Thou Kek?

It is just beginning, my brother.

See

What would goat poop smell like on your dick after you pulled it out, I bet it would be sour

What Book tells the tale of Kek

Unseated bedrock crumbles
But unmoved, I realize
Kek, this god, a brother, has
Seen through my human guise

Those few so gifted, attain
A new trans-memer ideal
And steal the sites and boards
To bring the internet to heel

Serving no governments, these frogposters
By threat and trolling reign
The safe-spaces and the sheds
In neither peace nor pity's name

Unleashed they are, unbound
By loyalty to sense
Saving nothing of grace nor
Love for interactions hence

The frog meant to alarm
And to beg its children flee
From these butchers of the net
And their vicious destiny

In the place where we were born
The mod slumbers, and I
Beneath our quilt of filth
A hundred billion shitpost's sky

I stir as dawn arrives to
Tease the edges of the world
Kiss the servers with its light
And a digital canopy unfurl

The tide beholds the spinning
Of the posts and makes to lean
Nearer to the board, it soaks
My feels and halts my dreams

Awake, I shivver 'gainst the chill
Of the early Sup Forums morning
And wrap myself with blankets
To consider Kek's warning

For the children who would leave
The story tells that Kek wept
And with the dawning of a thought
Onto my feet I find I've leapt

I grit my teeth against the cold and
Behold the site and the see
And at once I know the truth
O, Kek warned of me

But what is the official name of this religion? Kekianity? Kekaism? Kekslam?

If I'm apathetic toward religion can I still support KEK in his conquest?

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Cult of Kek.

Repent and Put your trust in Christ, or burn in hell for eternity

Who is this attention whore?

kek isn't a god, kek walks among men. this thread is sacrilege

Thy Without Sin May Cast The First Stone

No it's called Hermetics... fuck dude do you even wizard?

Get comfy and don't just make a meme, MAKE A MEME WITH MAGIC.

They worship the creation and not the creator read Romans 1

Yeah and he will, I'm just warning you of the day

You must either do one or the other.

Where has your false jew god been all this time? Has Kek not proven himself time and time again?

>The defacto God of Sup Forums is Lord Kek
the dejure god of Sup Forums is God

dejure > defacto

>or burn in hell for eternity
only antichrists use fear and threats, fuck off

Lived 33 years on earth, was crucified buried, and rose from the dead, appeared to 500 witnesses, ascended into paradise, and he shall return to build his kingdom

Is it fear and hate to tell someone one to turn around if they are about to walk off a cliff?

Praise be to KeK and may his followers bask in dubs.

but I like to support people in their ability to do what they want, whether I agree with it or not
must I become un-apathetic?

>"h-he'll come b-b-back a-anytime now, guys, trust me "

Lord Kek is here. He is now.

With apathy, one lacks the conviction to truly believe in Him and His meme magic.

>666

Did Kek pay for sins?

Why is this forced memeshit allowed on Sup Forums?

As far as I'm concerned you all are no better than aussies?

you tried the same thing with me yesterday

you don't KNOW that, user

you don't know anything

don't confuse faith and belief with knowledge

NON-BELIEVER!
PRAISE KEK!

>Lord Kek is here. He is now.
dam son

KEK be praised and may he bless this thread

praise be to him

>trying this desperately to be relevant and get shekels from Sup Forums

> de facto
Really, Kek is the de jure god of Sup Forums

He crashed a plane, and killed some Jews. It's enough for me.

>implying it's forced
>implying it's not the will of Kek

His power is true, Meme Magick is real.

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Kek has shown himself to his loyal from Sup Forums as well. Praise kek.

The Order Of Kek seems to be most prevelent when I am reading these threads

Kek is our god and Pepe is the one true prophet. All false meme frogs must fall.

Praise Kek.

Checked.

>Really, Kek is the de jure god of Sup Forums
>the dejure god of Sup Forums is God
>dejure > defacto

My mistake, brothers. May Kek have mercy.

Remember, Kek is not bound by ideology. Remember he is also known as Kuk. Remember he is primordial darkness and chaos, nothing less.

PRAISE KEK
DESTROY ALL INFIDELS

>One post heads of trips

I must have not prayed enough today.

I know God exists and his wrath is upon men, everyone knows this in some fashion.

I trust (Faith) in the Gospel of Jesus, and that his atoning sacrifice paid for my sins ( col 2:16)

Everyone knows God exists enough to hold men accountable, but the only way to be saved is to Repent and put your trust in Christ. If not, you will be held accountable for every lie, theft, and Blasphamous word you have ever uttered

Eternity is a long time to be wrong

who speaks for kek? who decides keks will or his wants?

How will that help you escape Gods righteous Judgement?

A fucking pagan leaf...
That should hang from a tree...

His will is beyond our grasp, Kek is a choatic god whose true intentions fry the mind of those bold enough to attempt understanding.

noice

Eyewitness testimony is inherently unreliable. Without hard evidence, what you've got is a bunch of allegories that make up an acceptable ethical/moral system, nothing more.

You guys sound like god damned children with this stupid meme

So he's a terrible moral standard

KEK please bless me with repeating digits. I will spread your memes far and wide.

Do you have evidence for the positive claim you have made ?

Lord Kek blesses of His Flock.

Kek blesses you with repeating digits.

I appreciate your concern for your fellow man, however Kek is our saviour and He will bring glorious dawn.

KEK WAS BLACK

Savior from what?

>SATAN
>LEAF

Glorious KeK granting gets once again. Praise be upon KeK.

Lord Kek gives His blessing of repeating digits as he so sees fit. He will bless you in time.

The degeneracy of this world.

:^)

Kek is Lord and Baal is his prophet

WE

How does he save?

By bringing forth glorious dawn.

DELET THIS

He is the chosen diety of many on this website

So does Kek decide what is degenerate from virtue, or does he just take a vote from his followers?

We say frog krekrekrekre here, erase R and you'll have kekekekek, knowing that our language is one of the oldest, kek magic is right. I will spread it out in real life.

Test

So popularity means truth. :/

Kek has the best humour.

We can only tell from his actions thus far.

I am following.

Brothers we should not be so hasty in our spreading of the word that we forget the coming three unclean spirits who resemble frogs which are spoken about in revelations

And I saw three unclean spirits that looked like frogs, coming from the mouths of the dragon, the beast, and the false prophet. 14These are demonic spirits that perform signs and go out to all the kings of the earth, to assemble them for battle on the great day of God, the Almighty.…

Obviously they are going to try and harness the memetic amd world renowned energy of pepe into their own cheap memes.

Dat Boi was the first unclean spirit and we immediately saw him for what he was.

Which are?

PLEASE KEK. BLESS ME WITH TRIPS!

MY MANA IS OVERFLOWING THROUGH MY KEYBOARD.

BLESS THIS POST!!!!!!!

His popularity is not due to memetics alone, but signs from above. Often He gifts his followers with repeating digits, has crashed a plane with no survivors, and created the image of his prophet Pepe (peace be upon him) in the smoke of an airstrike called in by His followers.

Where is your Christian god?

frogposting

Praise the all mighty kek

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Time to convert to Islam, then huh? Christbro, I really do appreciate what you're trying to do, but we have made our decision, and I'm sorry that it pains you to see us make this choice for better or for worse.

Huh. I guess you're right at what you're getting at. I misspoke earlier. Kek's will is Kek's will. It is neither for good or for bad. He is for his own path.

praise KEK!

Getting ready to Judge the world

MY LIFE FOR KEK!

Praise this

Well I'm gonna keep preaching the gospel until you Repent, or you die and go to hell, you do what you want :)

Praise Kek please drive out the christcucks and other Abrahamics

PRAISE KEK

Thanks for keeping us in your thoughts. If you're right, I'll try my best to take my punish with honour.

Worked well for the Romans ;)

ONLY KEK CAN DELIVER US FROM KIKES

>Insulting Kek on his chosen board
You go too far christcuck

Numeric sequences are considered sacred in The Order Of Kek. We Use them to divine divining Kek will. The numeric sequence is what makes Sup Forums an incubator of Kekism.
However Kek is a rather mischievous and an ironic deity. He sometimes grants a numeric nod to detractors of The Order just to keep his flock alerted and keep them on the ready for the Kekoning.

I want this flag full size for my wall.

Do you understand the idea of being totally separate from God, imagine Being on earth, but without any of the Good things in life, no joy and no pleasure, I don't know if the fire is literal, but I don't see any honour in being there