/heem/: dominick reyes edition

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Previous thread: News:

>UFC 213 lineup and broadcast order set
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/ufc-213-lineup-broadcast-plans-jim-miller-anthony-pettis-kicks-off-pay-per-view

>Jared Gordon calls out Artem
mmajunkie.com/2017/06/jared-gordon-artem-lobov-i-would-crush-him

>Chandler on stool pull
mmamania.com/2017/6/27/15878592/midnight-mania-michael-chandler-not-going-back-to-ny-after-stool-jerked-from-underneath-him

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/879828633774284800
bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/26/15869026/ufc-cortney-casey-texas-commission-licensing-regulation-tdlr-ped-steroids-testosterone-ratio
bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/27/15878114/cortney-casey-innocent-abuse-ufc-peds-texas-athletic-commission-testosterone-false-positive
youtube.com/watch?v=TuCYXrQpxC0
youtube.com/watch?v=oThwulZo5Cw
twitter.com/Thebeast_ufc/status/879811768247341056
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

/heem/ is forever

>Johnson -222, Gaethje +175

Betsafe has Johnson as the underdog

>>Jared Gordon calls out Artem
How the fuck is midget hands still in the UFC....

Friends in high places

hi

Well if we have to have Conors punchingbag in the UFC, have him fight BJ Penn or Chuck and make them look good again...

>some fighter chick literally shit all over the ring
Is this why you heemfags watch this?

Paulo Borrachinha

AUSSIE WHERE ARE THOU

We need more fighters that let their rocked opponents stand up instead of going for gnp

What's next for her?

Paulo "Bolsonaro" Borrachinha

Artem is not THAT bad, maybe Swanson let him off easy but Lobov didn't get humiliated fighting #4 ranked guy and that's more than most unranked guys in the UFC could say.

Bellator

I've been in a situation where the ref calls it for you even though you didn't tap and you weren't going out. The ref thought that some guy had an armbar on me (he sort of did but I'm double jointed) and just called it right there without me tapping. It feels awful, I know why Chiesa was pissed

Like yeah, he probably wasn't getting out of that choke, but Yamasaki fucked up bad. Let him go out or tap for fucks sake he's a pro fighter

Is Carla Esparza really worth $66 000 a fight?

Hopefully something different than mma.

>but I'm double jointed
You're not allowed to do this

brazilian anal pornography

Most of the women are overpaid for what they bring to the table.

wat. my arm can bend backwards at the joint and it doesn't hurt. I know when it hurts and feels like its gonna break and I'll tap

What, I'm not allowed to have my anatomy?

Yeah, the refs aint allowed to let the fight continue if you're double jointed or not. The second your arm bends back they have to stop the fight

Probably has a fight against an unranked chick on a prelim at least

i think i'm double jounted in my right arm

therefore

DO I HAVE A SLIGHT REACH ADVANTAGE?

Our precious Pajeet still has not returned after his B&

this was like a local little competition when I was 16 not some NAGA official tournament or something. If thats a rule that's bullshit.

That's super subjective. What's defined as bending back? Slightly? A lot? An angle?

Just let people tap or snap for fucks sake they know their body better than some ref and if they don't they'll learn

Careful with that picture. The mod banned me for 3 days for just saying "Roman Reigns".

I kind of feel bad for the h8rs. As Schaub continues to get UNDENIABLE success in every facet of life it will consume them. There is no stopping this man. He will continue to rise as the h8rs will just wallow in their own misery.

How do I save them?

What is it with Lithkek and Poo in the Loo now ? I don't get it

I have no ill will towards Schaub but he isnt a comedian and thats gonna bomb

It wouldn't really be fair to let double jointed people survive legitimate submissions

>free tickets

Because nobody would pay to see him?

i love it when a question is answered with another question

Michael Johnson at +200 is ridiculous

Oh I think you'd be surprised

WHAT? By that logic, it wouldn't be fair to let people with thick necks survive chokes, so anyone who gets caught in a guillotine is automatically done and can't get out of it even if the other guy might blow his load squeezing and let it go

If you can't make them tap, you can't make them tap. Unless they legit see a bone break or something, then theres nothing they should do about it

I can't change that

Did lithuanian cuck get hit with a b&?

>be fair to let people with thick necks survive chokes,
They don't, you're not doing the choke right

Who is your favorite woman mma fighter, restricted to the UFC championships only.

WHY IS MJ THE UNDERDOG SOMEONE FUCKING ANSWER ME

This guy has been warned if not banned for making threads before the bump limit, but he's still doing it moderators of Sup Forums. Thanks.

Dunno its seems like a 50/50 fight based on how Gaethje fights

whoy do you give a fuck?

He looked really bad in his last fight
He looked shook at the presser
Whitey be keepin da black man down

Because people forget the fights MJ had before Khabib and like to ride hype trains? It's not rocket science you bong

I remember Triggs choking out Hughes like picture perfect and then he got out and slammed him and it was just because Matt was a tough redneck motherfucker. Imagine if the ref had called that

Or when GSP had Hardy in a crazy armbar and his arm bent but hardy got out and the fight went on

It's not the refs place to decide when a sub is too much for you unless you're out, you tap, or some shit breaks

Apparently it is the refs place LMAO

SO WHY DID THE AUSSIE SAY MJ WAS A HUGE FAVOURITE???

who is your favourite strawweight?

>He looked really bad in his last fight
Everyone looks bad when they fight Khabib
Johnson has beaten Ferguson and Barboza on the feet, and Gaethje is a striker who gets hit a lot and hasn't fought UFC level competition

>He looked shook at the press conference
This doesn't matter at all
It doesn't make any difference whatsoever how shook a fighter looks at the press conference and weighins

you should take anything an Australian says on /heem/ with a grain of salt

Jesus what a shit show. I mean, it was great but its a shame that the legit fights didnt make deliver at all.

I'm not saying why is he an underdog to win a fight, I'm explaining why is he a betting underdog. Those things are not always the same

[erects]

>legit fight
>bellator
pick one

stop violating the rules by making early threads

>It doesn't make any difference whatsoever how shook a fighter looks

How does it not matter?

How many times are you going to post this non sanctioned fight webm? Take it to Sup Forums.

The title fights. Bader/Davis is gave Esparza/Moroz a run for its money for most boring fight of the weekend. Lima/Larkin was 5/10 and the Primus fight was a freak fight. Fight of the night was probably Hardy/Yauger

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Safe to say this should settle the discussion
twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/879828633774284800

This is /heem/, not /sanctioned fight general/. Street heems are welcomed

good refereeing makes me erect

Take it to Sup Forums, kid.

Let me be very clear before we dive in here: Cortney Casey is completely innocent. Cortney Casey did not take steroids. Cortney Casey did not have any advantage over her opponents. Cortney Casey didn’t even do so much as fill out a form incorrectly. This isn’t a loophole, this isn’t a case of an athlete getting off on a technicality. This is the story of an athlete who did nothing wrong having her reputation tarnished by bureaucrats who didn’t want to admit they made a mistake.

bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/26/15869026/ufc-cortney-casey-texas-commission-licensing-regulation-tdlr-ped-steroids-testosterone-ratio

bloodyelbow.com/2017/6/27/15878114/cortney-casey-innocent-abuse-ufc-peds-texas-athletic-commission-testosterone-false-positive

ROID CHIN LIKE FELICE

>Perry's blond waifu getting the bloodlust
cute

It's like he's allergic to saying people's names correctly. He says 7/10 names incorrectly all the time. I don't know if it's the CTE or if he's just a douche bag but that's the #1 knock on him. That and his terrible analogies. Either same ones over and over (mount Rushmore) or he screws it up (nail that broke the camels back)

>blond
it's bleached you moron

that kid is dead.

Why is the black man assaulting that ballet dancer

Who cares?

Just admit you were wrong and grow up.

>seething because based perry killed your boy
Nogs pls.

Remember that faggot body builder who dared Necktat Manlet?

youtube.com/watch?v=TuCYXrQpxC0

youtube.com/watch?v=oThwulZo5Cw

either of them would kick your ass
literally cringed

He's even more of a douche than Cody, impressive

...

Garbrandt yes douche lord no.

>Take it to Sup Forums, kid.
street fighting is a staple of /heem/ m8

Artem McLobov vs. BJ Penn is the fight to make, lads. I feel it.

he would beat you immediately your whole country is irrelevant to mma

How well do you think The Undertaker would have done in the UFC had he not gone to WWE?

no he wouldnt

top 5

Who's your favorite woman fighter retired only?

Christ I actually agree with this

I'll let the moderators make the determination.

Artem would murder BJ guys what are you even talking about

wrong website friend

>dennis seaver
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shi you're right lmao
undertaker vs sruve could've been legit freak ass show

this is literally the only fight i've watched this year and i only watched the highlight part lol

Main Card (FOX Sports 1)
Kevin Lee ($44,000 + $44,000 = $88,000) def. Michael Chiesa ($36,000)
Tim Boetsch ($67,000 + $67,000 = $134,000) def. Johny Hendricks ($100,000)
Felice Herrig ($25,000 + $25,000 = $50,000) def. Justine Kish ($14,000)
Dominick Reyes ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Joachim Christensen ($16,000)
Tim Means ($39,000 + $39,000 = $78,000) def. Alex Garcia ($31,000)
Dennis Siver ($39,000 + $39,000 = $78,000) def. B.J. Penn ($150,000)

Preliminary Card (FOX Sports 2)
Clay Guida ($55,000 + $55,000 = $110,000) def. Erik Koch ($24,000)
Marvin Vettori ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Vitor Miranda ($18,000)
Carla Esparza ($33,000 + $33,000 = $66,000) def. Maryna Moroz ($23,000)
Darrell Horcher ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Devin Powell ($10,000)

Preliminary Card (UFC Fight Pass)
Jared Gordon ($10,000 + $10,000 = $20,000) def. Michel Quinones ($10,000)
Tony Martin ($19,000 + $19,000 = $38,000) def. Johnny Case ($23,000)
Jeremy Kimball ($12,000 + $12,000 = $24,000) def. Josh Stansbury ($12,000)

fucking ATROCIOUS

>Pigg made more than ME fighters despite missing weight and not being the ME

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overpaid

p4p dankest memer in the UFC
twitter.com/Thebeast_ufc/status/879811768247341056

>oklahoma city

literally a broke russell westbrook

A E S T H E T I C

>Pigg making that much money for missing weight
>wasting 150k on Blowjob Penn

what the fuck is this shit

For me, its Veronica Macedo