Who is going to play him in the inevitable biopic?
Bonus - who is gonna play Antonella
Who is going to play him in the inevitable biopic?
Matthew Collins
Cameron Martin
>him
my cousin that looks like him
>her
his cunt of an ex wife
Jordan Gray
??
Benjamin Morgan
Idris Elba both
Nolan Campbell
literally the only possible choice
Evan Taylor
who would pay to watch this faggot?
Brody Brown
Post pics of cousin and or ex wife pls
For science
Ryan Harris
>hehehh im such alpha
Gavin Harris
No clue, but I know that Cristiano Ronaldo will be played by Cristiano Ronaldo himself
Noah Mitchell
Literally who?
Messi - jack Nicholson
Antonella - Cameron diaz
Jack Ross
People of messi's status don't concern themselves with societal labels such as alpha or beta..making him a true natural Alfa. Ultra Successful life.
Ya i was gonna post a ronaldo thread instead but that's too obvious.
Brandon Hill
Michael Cera as Messi. Al Bundi's wife from Modern Family as Antonella.
The age difference will be ignored in the movie.
Jonathan Jackson
His lost brazilian son could play him. He's more of a Ronaldo guy tho.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0NURBPnTgM
Levi White
Ryan Gosling and Jessica Alba
Aiden Ortiz
That kid who plays Brick from The Middle.
Nathaniel Ward
...
Thomas Sanchez
do you think she really loves him?
Carter Morales
She does. If you see videos of them. The way she looks at him is beautiful. First love.
Liam Lee
If she's willing to make her children look like this then probably
Andrew Jones
He's gonna be handsome when he's older. Too rich to be ugly.
Connor Cook
>implying Tobey Maguire isn't the guy to play Messi.
Gabriel Morgan
This. He might end up being a manlet like his daddy, but his mom is too hot for him to end up being ugly. He's really young and pudgy and you can still see a strong chin and cheek bones, just give the little fucker time to grow up.
Brayden Morris
Spiderman-era Tobey looks more like Dybala IMO
Henry Phillips
you just know antonella will divorce him soon after their marriage
Oliver Russell
He isn't THAAAT ugly
I've seen uglier men with hotter women, without money
Brandon Jones
No, she won't. She is dedicated to Leo, he's the only man that will ever feel her vagina.
Jack Flores
perro grande
Luis Collins
messi is actually a fairly good looking guy, especially with the beard, and when compared to some of his teammates like rat king
Nathan Ramirez
lel no
Ian Clark
Yeah Leo is a decent 6/10 facially. Might touch 7 with lean face and beard.
He has no swag though. Very awkward guy.
Henry Martinez
>my cousin that looks like him
Is pic related your cousin?
Robert Wright
classic
Hunter Jackson
this
Charles Wood
For maximum keks, Antonella should be played by Andrea Rincón