Boston Red Sox vs Minnesota Twins game thread

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>weather

how long until game start?

>its this image again

Cant wait for this to get BTFO again

Weew

it started already

Thanks

I hope pomeranz can go 5 innings before he throws 110+ pitches

john is kill?

that ump is live in sewer every night stomp around in garbage go home make bad calls to sewer rats he has the rabies to go with toxic shock in his garbage house pussy

I am going to marry Ellen chan!

+11/10 plus good excellent post, congrabulations, Sir [clapclapclapclapclap]

;]

our shitposts were so good last night.

what happened

maybe they take a break, yeah?

theres a new diablo 3 patch so im busy sorting my stash while watching the game sorry

also a bad day at work because of frickin hispanics

U r autistic

Why were the Twins in the lead in their division?

because they are a good ball club?????

pls dont be rude to our friends

How the hell are monster seats considered good

cheat cheetomon od'd on his 5000 pizzas he ordered last night and gave a hells angel a 5000 billin trillion grape tip he died of pizza.

Vasquez first dinger in 13 months

omfg

WOW,

>sox start winning
>rain delay

really makes you think

I should have drank tonight. Rain baseball is ideal for long term thread drinking.

WEATHER

WATCH OUT FOR THE PRECIPITATION

DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THE RAINY ENEMY

Manfred is desperately searching for a way to end rain during the season.

RIP fenway park

>our

well, mine were's

games start again soon

ok gunned down, i guess they're playing and he just threw him out, unless this is all warm ups or rehearsals

still more fans than an Orioles game

obsessions with orioels

is any1 watching???

what the hell?? none of your business

i was expecting One Pitch Man to explode after the long rain delay

captcha: warrior call

there's still time

Worst fans in baseball edition

thanks for your input

Watt?

he means me and other red sox fans, not you

oh, hey, nice little baseball body on the mound, i didn't notice before, but that's not bad

maybe balls' a little sliperry

thats what she said HAHAHAHAHAHA

that's good

next person who make sex joke i hit them so hard they WANNA CRY

get it? the directorate of cyber safety and cooperation was so ashamed of their own performance that they plasterted their site with gay sex pixures.

their girlfriends left them

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yeah left them for ME

LMFAO

good thing you heeded warning you thought you thought of everything

almost too loose JUST LIKE MY GIRLFRINED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10:25 in the PM inning 4.

why is it so hard for you horney idiots to not talk about sex for even one iNNING??!

I like 150+ proof liquor....

I would rather drink than fuck.

what did everyone do during the rain delay

god DAMN it i DONT CARE what content about my post would make you reply this??? what words?? THE WORDS SHOULD HAVE MADE YOU DO THE OPPOSITE THAN POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS i DONT CARE I DONT CARE STOP POSTING THESE

Hey, buddy .. what's wrong?

to late for you? need to naps?

i wish it was me in pic

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my biggest regret in life is that i forgot to laugh when that happened

It was a really fun time. Everybody was really happy and having fun.

VERY FAST VAZ MOVING AT INCREDIBLY HIHG SPEDE

that a inert training grenade

plus the pin is still in
>noob

>they deleted the OP image

thank you mods for removing that inappropriate picture!!!

many thanks!!!

>my broner softly weeps

how long as PD been slow as shit

BASED PEEWEE

yeah that's why i wish it was me, training is fun

Pedroia gets thrown out at second more than any other player I've seen

of course he gets thrown at second a lot, that's his position he plays...

hanley does more

>military training
>is fun

So you're saying you've never seen a basic instructor?
interesting
Are you looking forward to the new draft?

looool me giggling as instructor yells in my face

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woah nice freaking play travis NOT

What the fucking shit are they doing.

collapse

>2 horrific defensive miscues
>shit umping
>then he gives up a hit

fucking stop it, i thought we shipped pablo out

I did that to dodge a tag in little league once, but the ump called me out. Can't believe you can get away with that at the major league level.

user has shared the sad pinnacle of his athletic existence

But he's not here anymore reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

which one of you was this

THANK YOU ONE PITCH MAN

kyle did it

how do you know

>paying money to tell everyone that you voted

ok but why

that's why it's funny stupid,

Is Pomeranz elite?

price likes him so no

ONE

PITCH

MAN

>one pitch man

>threw three different pitches that inning

?????

wtf

what the hell, did that really happen

they were all variations of the curveball

I have a one hour presentation to give tomorrow morning wtf do i do

1. give a one hour presentations

wow that made me think

get a good night's sleep and practice

too late for this bad advice

prepare for next time

for what?

hey that's badslow anyone remembers

This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice if I lewd the Ellen.