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1st for perro caca

Nice

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is our thread gonna get deleted now

Whites only
Take kippshit and gtfo

>that guy's whose pizza was $10 even though it had 10 toppings

how does that even work in the US? we don't get that stuff in the Canadas

chile please go

Is he Cell key material?

Crap pizza anyway. I get a way better one at a family run place for pretty much the same price.

I respect your dedication

Is he Adam's apple material?

(yes)

Do the finns ever do diarrhea on the sauna rocks?

Only if you kill yourself.

>tfw have to move to victoria

any ever lived there or spend significant time there? what am i getting myself into

which province are you from

Yes. Pic related

BC

There's fuck all there, have fun.

I've been there, pretty nice desu. Lots of rich old people, it's a pain in the ass if you want to leave the island though.

Paskaa syövä koiranraiskaaja :DDDD

Jake Bean

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What are the best Team Canada jerseys and what are the best Team Finland jerseys?

I wanna buy some

lots of old people in victoria. pretty nice town.
oak bay is the richer part of town.

these

dude wax museum lmao

i'm moving for school, don't think i'd have a lot of time to go between the island and the mainland anyways


i heard the girl to guy ratio is all fucked. is that true?

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Wew so glad those aren't >our jerseys anymore

only pinko commies dislike this jersey

Generally the older the better. Logo and jersey styles seem to get progressively worse with time.

hockey is dead

go kings go

Duchene to hawks please

Why did Vegas pick so man dmen

NO

Wheeling Nailers having open tryouts, I'm gonna go. It's worth a fucking shot. Feel pretty confident

if you're old, white, rich retiree, you'd love it there

it's like dicks galore in victoria fr

you might be able to find yourself a qt bf and go to the gardens while riding horseback

I just finished reading all the Animorph books and there's no more hockey.

What do I do with my life now

masturbate and listen to music

fucking kek, imagine the types of idiots that'll show up to shit like this.

I already did that tho

I don't get the big hype over the Spencer Foo kid. Why is a 23 year old college prospect who put up just ok numbers in a weak amateur league a big deal? How are you even 23 and playing in college to begin with?

>it's like dicks galore in victoria

ALL of them?

go watch the TV show

city of newly weds and nearly deads.

Also alot of of my bohemian friends jumped ship from Vancouver to Victoria. The place hasn't gone to trash yet.

>ALL of them?
54 Animorph books
4 Megamorph books
4 Chronicles

I watched it when I was younger and tried to a year ago but it was horrible, but it made me want to go through the books again. I just read them at work on my break and stuff.

the only thing wrong with these GOATs is that they only won bronze the year they wore them.

>Red Wings reportedly interested in Daley, Girardi, Hainsey, Vanek

how JUST can one team be?

Is she Cell Key material?

kek. wew lad

Get the 2014 Olympics jersey. It just might be the worst looking jersey out there.
Realistically speaking you should probably wait for 2018 Olympics before getting one, they're probably gonna have a new design there and our current one looks like garbage.

go read the prague cemetery. great novel

I thought they just gave up Vanek. Why would they want him back?

Is this flag garbage material?

I hope Pettersson works out with Virtanen this summer.

The new Team Canada jersey looks awesome.

>Vancouver, China

Fitting

those are some cute finnish lads

>tfw no finnoscandian gf

PUTAIN DE MERDE

"We want European skill with North American heart."
>Doubles down on the Swedes

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Ben Street helps the young players in Grand Rapids. I'm glad he's back.

I'm also glad that after drafting Manlet busts like Mitch Callahan, Landon Ferraro, and Tyler Bertuzzi, we've successfully transitioned into drafting busts no shorter than 6'3".

I'm hot and ready for the new season. Hopefully we give Radulov a 7 year 49 million dollar deal and ensure we fucking suck forever.

oh canada your amber waves of grain

It's not a big deal in reality. Every year there's a new hyped up college undrafted looking to sign that everyone is hoping their team signs.

Majority of the time they're awful. times they weren't off the top of my head, Bozak, Sheary?, Dekeyser... that's about it, even then Bozak wasn't hyped at all from what I remember

The actual teams are competing to get them because it's basically a free asset to whoever gets them and they'll be cost controlled for a few years. Fans really shouldn't give a shit about it

What about Jimmy Vesey man

Allow me to bless your paltry lives with this gem. youtube.com/watch?v=IIzZcpfC8kM

he was drafted

T-Tyler johnson

didn't go through college

Nvm idk who I had him confused with but I guess he never played in college

Daily /hoc/ reminder that Kevin Fiala snapped his femur in half less than two months ago and is already back practicing

Penguins will acquire Doan and Thornton so they finally win the Stanley Cup

Miller might be leaving so we basically have a Swede as our #1 goalie and 3 Swedes on our top line + a Swede on our first pairing. Sooner or later our 2nd line will be Swedes as well.

Too many fucking Swedes.

swedes are GOAT, stay mad

Hello lads first time on /hoc/ in a while

Who won the Panarin-Saad trade?

jykkets

both

Hawks. They got back the player they never should've up under 4 years of cost control while Panarin will be a UFA in two years wanting $7m+ and can't adapt to the NHL playoff playstyle.

jackets tbqh f@m

Gonna go to the gym after doing some cleaning lads.
Let me know if you want updates

>le small time "joint" that's changed management 4 times in 5 years meme
End yourself

Tbf Saad didnt do shit this playoffs either.

He was a Toews-babby on Chicago. They brought him back do Toews starts producing again, at the cost of Kane producing

>pens farm team
>open tryouts
Is this the secret to the only post cap dynasty?

Pongs scouting is probably the best in the league right now.

In the last decade the Penguins bave picked in the 1st round 7 times, and of those 7, only 2 (Pouliot and Maatta) are still with the team.

There is literally nothing impressive about the Pittsburgh Penguins at all actually
Tankbabbies and a shit franchise

>t. Literally seething guy

Reminder that an Ontario boy has not been the 1st to lift the cup since 2006.

Shit province, shit league, shit players

test

Kek I wonder what they pay of you get signed?

Finish draft picks during the golden generation:

#2 Barkov, Laine
#3 Heiskanen
#4 Puljujärvi
#5 Juolevi
#8 Ristolainen
#9 Mi. Granlund
#10 Rantanen
#14 Honka
#16 Armia, Välimäki
#18 Teräväinen, Vaakanainen
#22 Määttä, Kapanen
#23 Borgström
#24 Vesalainen
#29 Jokiharju
#30 Tolvanen
#34 Pokka
#35 Aho
#40 Heponiemi
#42 Luostarinen
#43 Kuokkanen
#45 Ma. Granlund
#46 Salo
#49 Gibson, Hintz
#51 Ruuttu
#52 Salomäki
#54 Luukkonen
#55 Lehkonen
#58 Ikonen
#59 Nättinen, Räsänen
#60 Lintuniemi
#61 Björkqvist

Kill yourself Reddit faggot

of course not all but some notable ones.

Am I supposed to know any of these names with the exception of Pulju?

>literally who: the list

you forgot #1

Reminder that not only has a Finn never been drafted #1 overall, A Finn has also never won the Hart Trophy as league MVP.

Literally Junkyard dog depth grinder country.

reminder that finnish teams have won more professional league championships than canada in 24 years

>Ruuttu

Completely forgot he existed.

broke to liiga last season