/heem/ Rape is not cool Edition

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*GADOOOSH*

BJ Penn hasn't won a fight in 8 years. He's due.

Alex "Cowboy" Oliveira

I hope Tony Ferguson skullfucks Tiger

He is my least favorite ninja turtle.

>He named his baby Tiger Pax

Tfw just waiting for Conor Mayweather fight

>That feel when you take a solid crap 4 days

My big brown didn't break down

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Is anyone else REALLY happy about the news that TJ vs DJ is off the table and TJ is refocusing on Cody? Honestly one of the most anticipated fights i can think of outside of Fergi/Nurmy and Romero/Whittaker

Why all the hating on the burp shoob?

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some little shithead calling in right now
>HE DONT GOT OUR MIDWEST GRIT
fucking stupid hill person

Looks like I clogged the toilet

>have tix to ufc 214
>waifu megan drops out
feels bad man

Being a sneaker expert is not a real thing

DJ vs Cruz II is a fight i'd like to see

stockholm code still works. Everyone on heem should have fight pass

Shit

How long is that good for?

>clarence

One month. I'm on my third month now

How would he doing the UFC's Heavyweight division

Making fun of autism is funny until you hear true autism show itself

How is wanting to die for team alpha male autistic

lol brendan schab btfo on stud radio

does anyone have the pic where he's using the kid's head like a punching bag

We're not making fun of him. We're just wondering if his bastard son will get hepatitis when he gets Blacked.

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A cocksocking steroid using senile, bum fucking homosexual old man?

He would get destroyed if he had to fight real men.

That's enough /heem/ for me tonight. No discussion and just a tsunami of negativity. Goodnight bros.

Pic not related?

Night. Enjoy your hepatitis and weird fish dreams.

Thoughts on Tony Ferguson jamming his cock into Tiger?

not funny
never will be funny

night

fucking jej

thanks brah

>still responds

Kek

Who do you think Paige Van Zant will get booked to fight next?

Maybe Grasso? That wouldn't be a bad fight. Grasso would probably rek her, but it'd be entertaining.

That cat looks straight up like a dick

Doubt that would happen. UFC wants both of them to be stars. Paige especially has drawing potential.

Well, they wanted Waterson to be a star too and they still matched her up with Paige, so I dunno.

That was a huge fuckup, they had no idea Waterson was gonna win and only pushed her after the fact. They ran a shitload of PVZ promos during the card and there was even a lady screeching at Waterson to hurry her ringwalk. Sort of a low-grade version of Rousey-Nunes.

mfw /box/ asks who "Benton Spooge" is

just like the ronda fight with nunes, atleast waterson was kind of qt and was kind of relevant for a minute

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I just want to see PvZ win again. I want to watch her smile and jump in joy! Paige is so pretty and kind I want her to be mine!

Schaub did okay in the UFC though.

these types of photoshoots are cringe as fug

True. It does seem like WME are dead-set on Paige being a big star, even if she isn't very good. Same with Sage Northcutt, come to think of it.

Not sure how I feel about this new age. Trying to build stars through hype rather than letting fighters build their own hype through actually being awesome fighters. I guess once you get a taste of the McGregor money, there's no going back.

how about i heem ur shit up and become the next big ufc star?

Made a vid of the walk, I really have no idea why we shouldn't be able to post webms with sound.

streamable.com/1vrhv

WME is in so much debt from the buyout that they didn't have a choice but to go all-in on stars, especially in the absence of Rousey and McGregor, two of their biggest stars ever. Bit of a boom-to-bust situation.

They've also dug an even deeper hole for themselves by screwing up the normal matchmaking process. 211 was stacked specifically to make up for the chain of PPV stink bombs they dropped earlier in the year and I'm sure they're hurting. No going back now. Mayweather-McGregor could be a taste of things to come for the next couple years.

Got a good finish out of it at least, that was legitimately a good WMMA fight.

>ped goes to bed

Is Boopy Schnitzel a good fighter?

Wait so did tony ferguson rape tiger schaub? weird

They call him Boogeyman for a reason bruh, children should be very much afraid of him

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salam fellow heemsters

rate the performance of this local flyweight talent of mine

blue has muay thai base, red judo & bjj

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How can they only pay a figher 8000?

tough, but might be a SW and too small in the end

please do it again, because werdum might actually try to do a flying counter

your guy is in the blue right? not too bad, should get him on steroids and keep improving striking

Better than starting boxing pay. Back in the day, UFC starting show money was like 3000.

Name one person who doesn't secretly enjoy Matt Hughes being in a coma

his family, you sick freak.

id rather it be brandon

t. reddit

If I could punch any fighter super hard and make them hurt, it'd be megan Anderson

thats a woman not a fighter

thank you, god bless

>salam
stopped reading there

maia won the decision, masvidal won the fight

Bj Penn

Lyoto Machida

needs to work on boxing, was fighting a can, so who knows

my big WBW prospect is asha rokka. 4-0 all finishes

made some Reem vs Werdum II webms last night

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are soccer kicks not being allowed the biggest joke of all time?

no, 12-6 elbow prohibition is the biggest joke

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Is 2017 shaping up to be one of the worst years for mma in recent memory?

Ever since habeeb it fell through, we've had nothing to get excited about.

Thank you

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Didn't make any webms of Reem's hits during the fight because he didn't really land any good combos (Werdum would pull guard every time he got hit)

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>We've had nothing to be excited about

How can you say this when we've had Holly Holm in 2 main events my guy

>muh personell reasuns

Wonder what happened? If it was USADA they would've announced it?

Think she just realized she would get merked on her UFC debut?

I'm still excited for 213 with Romero vs Whit, Cowboy v Lawler, and Werdum vs Reem

Also cautiously hopeful for DC Jones 2

>I'll f-f-fight whoever has the belt after this!
>p-p-lease win Tonya ;_;

If Pettis loses I'm killing myself

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jej

Schaub had a win rate of 60%, not bad if you ask me.

Post memes you fell for

>ah like how people with natural punching power. it's illegal to use any genetic advantage. I get it. because its not and you are retarded.
It's a legitimate rule, what are you getting upset at me for you spaz? Also nice job replying to me in a dead thread you absolute simpleton. It's a rule like it or not

>90s kids