Hulk!

Hulk!

fuck

WATCH IT HULK

Check'em

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You're pointing in the wrong direction, dumbshit.

You think dubs is impressive? Here's some trips.

lol

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Black Widow's card.

Don't.

Fucking lol

Nice.

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH dubs.

OH SHIT

>OH SHIT

The magic of Cap in in this thread.

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> look like that
> pick Jenny Slate

Cap, you crazy

Blame it on SJW brainwashing.

She's really nice

I met her on-set once

*teleports behind you and steals dubs*

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What. Is. Going. On.

This thread is good

Damn.

Cap would approve of this thread.

That scene was so cringeworthy

Digits go in the machine looking like this...

...then come out looking like THIS

Well, the important thing is you tried.

:/

I'm just here to observe and make sure we maintain dubbed.

CHECK

Do we need to make more Cap tributes to stay dubbed?

EM

>one away from trips
Have we been forsaken?

Hey guise what's going on in this thread?

Take my digits

I've come to getdubs

Uhh, I don't see how those are dubs.

what a coincidence a capeshit thread is a reddit dubs thread

Noice

>can't get dubs
Try criticizing when your digits are stronger.

We need to go lewder with our appreciation of Cap's tits.

You preemptively null any chances of dubs by doubting user. If I don't get dubs its just because I didn't berate an unbeliever enough, if that happens other anons will assist their fallen brethren.

If I do get dubs it just means you were still wrong, just in a much more spectacular fashion.

You cursed us. Don't insult the pecs.

you're pretty good

I see you are a gentleman as well.

The curse has been lifted. Praise Evans.

What will Evans do after he's no longer Cap?

Settle down and enjoy his status as 1/2 of Hollywood's new power couple.

If dubs - DCEU is dead.

Just like your LIFE

Bury it. Consider this mercy.

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Holy shit. You are the prophet of Sup Forums.

Absolute Annihilation

THIS THREAD IS OUTTA CONTROL

Okay the magic is strong today, let's see here. If dubs, Marvel gets back the FF and they adapt Triumph & Torment.

>that touch

What did she mean by this?

Next time I see your trailer in the cinema...

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CURSE YOU MAGIC SEVEN!
>I'm horny!

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Holy fuck, I am a wizard.

Probably thinking how glad she was that she was the only woman who showed interest in him when he was skinny, because now she'd be first in line to get to ride his new super-soldier cock.

It wasn't even scripted. Evans is the ultimate chad.

Little did she knows. He will be fucking her unborn niece.

Based Evans bringing dubs to us all

dat body of work

> join science experiment
> become a literal adonis
> can now have sex with your best girl without having an asthma attack
> get frozen for half a century after trying to be a hero
> get stuck with best girl's potato-faced niece

JUST.

It logs bee egg thought old fag full?

>try to be a hero
>AAAGGHH TONY HELP

If trips - DCEU will win this war.

CHECK EM

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Go home, kid.

Result seems about right.

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This is exactly what I expected.

Laughing Evans will bring us more dubs.

The fuck is your picture about. Someone should put it in an art gallery.

As if Cap doesn't pretend it's red-dress-Peggy when he bangs Sharon.

This is how you do it, you plebs.

no Evans tribute and no dubs. Fail.

What exactly are you trying to accomplish here?

Get out.

just watched winter soldier

I don't get it. Wasn't the whole plot about stopping the NWO from taking over? Then why were chris evans and SLJ so butthurt that hillary lost?

DC you have no power here.

If repeating digits, Thor Ragnarok will outgross Justice League.

Aww, shucks.

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Cap likes.

Not dubs, but appropriate digits nonetheless.

So who is the next Cap? Bucky or Falcon?

It WoodBee EggsDreamLee PainFull
it would be extremely painful

Dubs could have predicted. You missed your opportunity!

Maybe they merely made the question valid.
If dubs, it's Falcon for brownie points

Bucky confirmed.

Indeed.