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don't make me tap the sign, sweaty
edition

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foy

heyy guys x

FUCK

OFF

YANK

stumbled across that video of the mexican girl trying to bully a trump supporter but she cannot hide her sheer lust for him and her boyfriend starts SEETHING about it

HOWLING at this

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BRITS OUT

always end up snitching on myself when im on drugs

Ah yes, I have no interest of going any further south than Pessaro. But maybe ten years from now central and some of the north will be contaminated. Fucks sakes, nowhere is safe.

HOWLING AT THE BABY DEANO RUNTOIDLETS

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it's sweetie not sweaty

just got a fresh cut lads, thoughts?

saw somebody sweetiepost on Sup Forums and it put the thread into meltdown

>spent half an hour having a shit at work today
NEETs will never know the joy of getting paid to shit

the 'im a boring working class wanker with no imagination' cut

Link pls

'ce

xx

It honestly looks amazing. Wish I could still have this type of cuts

i'm 6'6 and built like a british expat in thailand, don't think your little fairy swings will even have any noticeable impact on my chiselled self

crushingly depressed

>5'8" thinks I'll even reply to him, let alone send him a link

Yeah it's painful isn't it? Wish I was dead

post your willy lol

>Paki likes the Paki cut
Pottery

i'm the best boxer on /brit/

>Awrite mate wewcum to Audi Dagnum, name's Deano buh everywun caws me Deano iw be your sayuws rep t'day

very thankful that im tall and have a full head of thick lustrous hair

anyone wana a sesh in soho tonight? i'm thinking village, g-a-y and the cock club

why do europeans (ACTUAL europeans, NOT poms) use commas instead of decimal points?

Boxing won't help you when I've got you on the ground

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literally me
(the haircut but not the description)

can't believe this is a man's arse. this is somebody's son.

because fuck you thats why

>stumbled across that video of the mexican girl trying to bully a trump supporter but she cannot hide her sheer lust for him and her boyfriend starts SEETHING about it
>HOWLING at this

haha donal

want the dignitas pint

you're like 5'2
in what universe does that happen

plus I have plenty of wrestling experience

FOGL

alan is legitimately one of the ugliest people i've ever seen.

funny how mad he got when I pulled a 9/10 beause he's never came close in his life.

We're in complete different leagues.

>Me as a tall white man with a full head of hair,
VS.
>Short balding 30 year old shitskin

anime

head hurts

glad I'm mostly bald
can just give myself a zero
saves loads of money

got a skin fade on my pubes

This really wasn't funny, if you're going to banter with me put some effort in.
I'll bury you in a shallow grave, piss on it and climb up your family tree dragging my smegma-caked bellend across the face of every slag who had the local village idiot sling one up her bucket muff responsible for your birth you odious, single-called amoeba. Crawl back into the Petri dish you dragged yourself out of and never, EVER, gather the bollocks to breathe another word in my direction with your tonsil stone breath, fuck off

algerian runt got a skin fade on the top of his fucking head LOL

good post

here you go la

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my favourite part is when her voice actually starts quivering as she talks to him and then she starts trying to mock him for "wanting to be touched" but she can't stop herself from whispering it lustfully at him

Low center of gravity
I'd have you on the ground faster than you can throw a punch

burnt the top of my mouth eating a pizza lads

*bends you over and shags your arse*
now what

lmao
the instant you stepped in range trying to do a tackle you'd be out cold

>This really wasn't funny, if you're going to banter with me put some effort in.
>I'll bury you in a shallow grave, piss on it and climb up your family tree dragging my smegma-caked bellend across the face of every slag who had the local village idiot sling one up her bucket muff responsible for your birth you odious, single-called amoeba. >Crawl back into the Petri dish you dragged yourself out of and never, EVER, gather the bollocks to breathe another word in my direction with your tonsil stone breath, fuck off

pics

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*starts angrily folding towels behind you*

the absolute state of that hairline

love you Alan

>the instant you stepped in range trying to do a tackle you'd be out cold

a gay guy i know paid to have a colostomy bag installed so he can get bummed more easily.

h-harder... don't stop

Um try again sweetie x

skin fades go on the sides mate lol

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It's like a ruddy brazzers cheating porno or something

creasing

Unsure where they are? A hostel?

>shags your arse

can't even imagine you saying that with your gimpy french

if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun

yeah me

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Yeah nah, I just don't get knocked out, probably a medical condition or something
Your punch would just set you up for a judo throw and once you are on the ground, then you are toast

AMERICA
AMERICA
GOD SHED HIS GRACE ON THEE
AND CROWN THY GOOD WITH BROTHERHOOD
FROM SEA TO SHINING SEA

liar for a start they sow up ur anus when they give u one

no one who posts fedoras knows how to throw a punch

State of that gut

if you rubbed that forehead hard enough it'd probably show your future

think it's an apartment complex with a shared common area downstairs or something like that.

lost my focus and stopped reading around "arse"

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>Yanks nicking homegrown organic /brit/ posts

Disgraceful, you even managed to fuck it up

Haha

>no one who posts fedoras knows how to throw a punch

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i am legit up for doing that let's take camping bag and do it that will be lit

why would you watch this?

Giggling

what's your favourite Fresh Prince of Bel Air episode?

it can be dangerous desuno senpaigo

the one where the nigger does that funny thing haha

have no fucking clue mate

shame about the peanut head

and the chrome dome

lmao
delusional little manlet

its kinda cute

bet this twat skips leg day

saw it when it first came about and just stumbled onto it again there so i decided to watch it again. if you didn't divulge in the cacophony of trump campaign related videos then you missed out

pissing
shitting

all i'm putting effort into is the restraint to not turn your slimy, incorrigible existence into the dust you must have inhaled too much of as a child
take a single step into bratislava and you'll find yourself leaving through the sewers, you repugnant waste of carbon

>HE ACTUALLY TOOK A PHOTO OF THE TOP OF HIS HEAD TO PROVE HE ISNT GOING BALD
>HE HAS A BALD PATCH

post your best rosy lads

Mad how both those arrows are pointing to a bellend

watching the new terminator
why would arnie ( a robot) have aged into an old man robot over the years?