If Tom Brady were a woman, he'd be Tom Lady.
If Tom Brady were a woman, he'd be Tom Lady
>>>/killurself/
Fucking negros
If Tom Brady were a patriot he'd be Tom Shoot and praydy
Ya know... because muskets.
if Tom Brady was a nigger, he would be Uncle Tom
If Tom Brady were a cat that you didn't want to have a litter of kittens he'd be Tom Spayedy
If Tom Brady would deflate footballs he'd be Tom Shady
If tom brady were a white rapper, he'd be tom shady
fuck you
If Tom Brady was in under an umbrella, he'd be Tom Shady
If Justin Bieber wrote a song about Tom Brady, it would be called Tom Baby
*if
If Tom Brady were the GOAT footballer, he'd be Tom Brady.
If Tom were a faggot like Aaron Rodgers he'd be Tom gaydy.
If Tom Brady was the lead singer for an alternative rockband he'd be Thom Brady.
If Tom Brady really really liked women, he'd be Tom Gaydy
If Tim Brady were a buccaneer he'd be Tom Matey
If Tom Brady was a builder he'd be Tom Tradie
Tom M'Lady
If Tom Brady was edgy itd be Tom Bladey
If Tom Brady liked to only get in the water half way he'd be Tom Wadey
If Tom Brady plaited his hair he'd be Tom Braidy
If Tom Brady were a Greek god, he'd be Tom Hades
If Tom Brady was indecisive, he'd be Tom Maybe
If Tim Brody was short and wide he'd be Tim Chodey
If Tom Brady were an open space in a forest he'd be Tom Gladey.
If Tom Brady were a teacher he'd be Tom Gradey.
>Patriots
>Name their city after the country they're supposed to be fighting
Honestly couldn't make this shit up. It would literally be like Israel naming their capital Hitler.
Fucking idiots.
>thinking six states is a city
So you didn't name just one state after us, you names SIX (6) of them after us.
>Britbong
>get invaded and taken over by Dutch, call it a "revolution"
If Tom Brady was scared of football, he'd be Tom Afraidy
If Tom Brady was a rural dwelling retard, he'd be Tom Drumpfy
bravo bravo
If Tom Brady were in hell he'd be Tom Hades
If Tom Brady was a hockey defenseman with one hell of a hard slap shot he'd be Tom Iafrate.
If Tom Brady were Mongolian he'd be Tom Raidy
if Tom Brady were a bird he would be Tom Birdy
If Tom Brady had payed for the 49ers in the 1960s would have been Jim Brodie.
...did I do it right, Sup Forums?
If tom brady were a toddler he would be tom baby
If Tom Brady fucked your mom every night he'd be Tom Laidy
You ruined everything.
If Tom Brady were a con man he'd be Tom Playedme
If Tom Brady could even lift he'd be Tom Gainy
If Tom Brady were African man he'd be Tom AIDSy
If Tom Brady were a former Houston Rockets player he'd be Tom McGrady.
If Tom Brady was on the Brady Bunch he'd been Tom Wilson.
If Tom Brady were any other QB with his skills he'd be Tom Paidy
If Tom Brady stole Freddy Gruger's gloves he'd be Tom Bladey.
Err, Kruger*
Good.
If Tom Brady were a video game character he'd be Tomb Raidy
If Tom Brady was the best QB ever he'd be Joe Montana.
If Tom Brady went back in time and accidentally did his mom, thus causing his parents to never get together he'd look at the picture of his family and see that he's Tom Fadey
heh
If Tom Brady were the dude in that The Who song about the Pinball Wizard he'd be Tom Acradey
If Tom Brady's last name was just a made up word, he'd be Tom Snadey.
If Tom Brady was a supreme gentleman he'd be Tom M'lady
If Tom Brady were a black dude he'd be Tom Spadey
If Tom Brady was unsure about his decisions he'd be Tom Maybe
Good one
if tom brady had a thirst that needed quenching, he'd be tom gatoradey
If Tom Brady was bitten by a radiactive arachnid he'd be Tom Spidey.
If Tom Brady ran a trailer park he'd be Tom Lahey
If Tom Brady were a nigger he'd be De'Tomass Braydee
If Tom Brady was a faggot piece of shit he'd be Tom Brady.
If Tom Brady ever got scared he'd be Too Afraidy
If Tom Brady were an anime he'd be Boku No Hero Academy
If Tom Brady was jewish he'd be Yom Brady
If Tom Brady liked watching his wife get manhandled by nigs he'd be Tom Brady.
if tom brady was brazilian he'd be Tom "Bacteria" Bradinho
Underrated
If Tom Brady put his head down and cried he'd be Tom Dooley
awfully mad today aren't we??
If Tom Brady was a playing card he'd be Tom Spadey
If Tom Brady were playing a game in which you try to get someone to guess something by using body movements without saying any words he'd be Tom Charadey
If Tom Brady was a white wine he'd be Tom Chardonnay
Gay.
If Tom Brady were to act foolish and/or silly he'd be Tom Foolery