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iktfb. worse part is she's married to a complete dopey looking idiot
anime
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Early again ffs
missed out on teen love because i was homeschooled, failed to attain any qualifications, and started working at 17
the day off so going to just wreck this general
too easy to piss you "people" off
missed out on teenage love but looking back with some effort I could have had it quite easily
Tfw you have been here for 1.5 /brit/ threads. Time to go. Enjoy the virtual exchange of ideas lads haha.
missed out on teenage love but looking back with some effort I could have had it quite easily
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I love you too, m8
the lefty gf
Made me think
she's basically ideal for me but she's 1000km away and didn't want to continue
Jesus christ
Poor lad, what motivates you?
i don't care
fuck off reddit
went to the beach today....
2bh when you go outside and leave your house there are lots of qts running around.....
Izzat JOHN OLIVER?
On the right?
What year is it again? 2015, that's right
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Spent most of my teens shagging
Algerian gets laid because ethnics don't have to be good looking or tall to get laid.
just be outgoing and be culturally assimilated with no accent and you're good as a foreigner
state of that skirt
youngest member of BABYMETAL turned 18 today lads
snap`
>mfw 10 minute drive to work
Still have to get up at half 6 mind you
Not even a massive fan but I just hoped Trump would have been an amazing president just to piss off all the lefties
*inhales deeply*
FFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTT
some girl kept looking at me in the metro
looked at my face using my phone and nothing was wrong
imagine being this normal
>just be outgoing
wait a minute thats not being myself at all
can't say i didnt see it coming, but very sad to hear it
trying to 'cide
Have very little bareing on whats acceptable to talk and joke about anymore because I only converse on Sup Forums
I said something was "cancer" at work the other day an like 4 normies got genuinely butthurt by it
Same but he's even more mental now
I wish I could get in on this being funny but i dont think most brits find it funny either
just dont get it
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>Those roots
Might as well be an African, lad.
going to change my name to Kip Kipperillo so that i can become a popular news anchor on the local news......
I get drunk and start ranting on whatsapp about pakis on my friends' whatsapp group
Doubt they consider me a friend any more
Karma finally caught up with mark Cavendish for knocking that bloke off at the Olympics lol
Despise the fat
Need to get rich 2bh
Just watched that video of the trump shirt bloke being harassed
Fucking hilarious
You're trying to hard mate
fuck the whole ass and come in and around the mouth and all over the tits and then some
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Hmm quite true. In france and europe at least. Here I get relative white privilege which is nice too.
sue
The normies at work are all mildly racist and I can joke with them about pakis without revealing my power level.
Feels good
>a fellow 32 years old
deeply concerning
doesnt he get prozzies that are 15?
'nce
if you live 10 minutes away you don't have a valid reason to use your car
fat cunt
you've never been toushed before 'ave you white boi?
business idea: big tit gf
Pedaters
kek I remember that
I'm ethnic too, so no hate. Just stating facts.
Why is the game show autist at an under 18's club
that was my entree to you providing the origin of saying "snap" after a bunch of yank posts
why is it funny? or is it like foy?
is that the chaser hoverhanding?
much younger than that i think
he often refuses to admit it though
yeah he literally does
SNAP!!
FREEE WAIIII FAIIIIII DIS IS WHAT FREE WAAAIIII FAIII LOOKS LAAAAIIIIIKKEEEE
Bloke was good looking too (no homo)
done this for a bit
was quite nice but she was a cunt
I live in a village and commute into a town m8, I could cycle but I'd have to get up quite a bit earlier., would probably take 40 mins or so
STATE of the beast
Knights often demonstrated their martial skills in tournaments.
They were massive;y popular. of the tournament as early as the sources permit us to glimpse it. A Warwickshire knight reveals that he crossed the Channel to join in events in France.
The great tournaments of Normandy attracted many hundreds of knights from Germany, England, Scotland, Occitania and Iberia.
Royal and ecclesiastical authority was deployed to prohibit the event. In 1130 Pope Innocent II at a church council at Clermont denounced the tournament and forbade Christian burial for those killed in them.
Edward III of England regularly held tournaments, during which people often dressed up, sometimes as the Knights of the Round Table.
Charles the Bold of France celebrateed his marriage with Margaret of York by erecting golden tree somewhere in the countryside with all the coats of arms of the participating knights. Chained in a black castle, he entered the lists. He could only be freed with a golden key from the tree and approval of the attending ladies.
A holiday celebrating the breaking off of an English colony perhaps?
"the whole point of living in America is to like, do shit"
- my roommate, an intellectual
knickerless virgin
>having drank fizzy pop for 2 months
>lost 5 kilo
Can't believe I used to drink that shit every day
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remembering the time I tried to dry the neighbour's cat with a hairdryer and it fucking went mental and scratched me in the face
so desperately sad all the time
LOOK AT HOW FUCKING SHORT HE IS LOL
I don't have to sell my soul
He's already in me
I don't need to sell my soul
He's already in me
I want to be adored
I want to be adored
>he's here
in need of a m8
The whole point of living in America is to have the FREEDOM to CHOOSE to do shit.
>drink fizzy pop every day
>still underweight
Can't believe people manage to be fat
Going to bed
Tummy hurts from opiate abuse
Who is that?
wow hes absolutely right
inspiring me to get out there and do shit this independence day
i can be your friend
>gaijins invading my beloved territory
REEEEEEEEEEEE
Might have a gay wank
Same. Genetics help but I could genuinely eat junk food day after day after day (sometimes I do) and barely put on weight.
It takes genuine EFFORT to be fat
need a friend with benefits
The High Middle Ages was the period of European history from 1001—1300 AD.
The key historical trend of the High Middle Ages was the rapidly increasing population of Europe.
Major Asiatic nomadic and viking incursions ceased. The Catholic Church, reached the peak of its political power. The economy reached levels that would not be seen again in some areas until the 19th century.
Household heavy cavalry (knights) became common across Europe, and tournaments were invented.
>he doesnt drink a litre of chocolate milk a day on his bulk
america has no point, it was founded on a bunch of ideas none of which the original americans ever actually practised. "all men are created equal and are endowed with inalienable rights (except nigger slaves)" what a complete joke lol
inb4 predictable Sup Forums tier response making some insulting remark about the UK and ignoring the fact that i am 100% indisputably correct
america: the land of hypocrites
pic related, samuel johnson sums up americans who bleat about muh freedom