Spider-Man Homecumming

Trailer being screened tomorrow. What should we expect?

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I guess a spiderman

a lot of blacks.

There's a bank robbery scene rumoured to be in it.

Expect everything to blend in thanks to Marvel's cookie cut grey filter.

DIVERSITY

*quips*

Quips.
Also poor white boi

Quips and hip hop music.

So what are the MCU Movies for 2017?

Spidey, Guardians and Thor?

Hopefully some decent cinematography since RDJ's salary isn't eating up half of the movie's budget.

>Trailer being screened tomorrow.
But I thought it is when Rogue One is being released and that isn't until 15th Dec?

>"Why Spider-Man being the most DIVERSE and PROGRESSIVE superhero film yet is IMPORTANT"

HOL UP
smacks lips
What youse tryin' to say is
rolls up sleeves
What you white bois is saying
breathes heavily through gaped teeth
That we niggas can
pulls up pants slowly falling back below the waistline
That we can like get sum
snorts loudly through huge nostrils
Get sum of that you saying that
holds BBC in hands and shakes it twice
Some finna
eats skittles and KFC while having some grape drank
Hol up so u be sayin is
licks teeth and grins
That this little white gurl hurr

AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
steals
SO U BE SAYIN
gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE GON BE
dindu.nuffins
FINNA WE GON BE
sucks air through teeth
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
pulls up sagging pants
SO WE GON BE
instinctively looks around for police
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
scopes dem titties
SO WE GON BE
shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
chucks spear
AYYYOO SOM FINA
sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
strokes welfare check pensively
WE GON BE
throws gang sign
SOM FINNA
swings from basketball hoop
WE GON BE
grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
participates in a drive-by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
converts to Islam
U SAYING WE GON BE
repeated World Star yelling in the background
SOM FINNA
sells crack
That THAT THIS WHYTE BOI MOVIE HUR IS KING
Rolls a blunt
AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS MOVIE UP AWWWWW SHEEEEEEEEET

He actually does have a fairly prominent role from what I've heard

Well fuck, there goes all of my hopes.

Why are Amerifats so obsessed with muh diversity and muh shitskins?

It's really pathetic.

Genuflection as a cheap substitute for empathy

It sounds like they have to prove a point, SJWs don't try to prove anything, they force their principles on everyone. Also they won't be satisfied with the "white savior" trope, that's for sure

You should rephrase it like that:
>Spider-Man being claims to be the most DIVERSE and PROGRESSIVE superhero film BUT that's not enough.

I was wondering, if it's a joint production with Sony, won't Sony be putting money into it as well? So we might get a half decent looking film for once?

I expect the Shocker robbing a bank and getting beaten up.

>Sony movies
>even being HALF decent
HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHA looks better than Civil War

Which isn't saying much lmao

Robert Downey Jr.

Tried way too hard/10.

Forced diversity.

This is genuinely pathetic.

NICE AND FORCED

>it's a Sup Forums is a useless and unusable board for discussing film & television thread

look at this anti-white shit

COME BACK HERE, SHOCKER!

>youtube.com/watch?v=TWRjsqoSWTI

I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH

I actually liked the visuals of ASM 2 alot

Horrible

An indication on whether Tom Holland alone will make this move bearable.

It seems they changed it up for GotG2

Who's the other white boi? His stuntdouble?

I still can't get over Flash Thompson.

you mean jew boy

Disappointment

His best friend/boyfriend/security blanket amongst the sea of darkness.

Fifty Shades of Brown

Well he should follow his buddy every movie as his stuntdouble. In that Stan Lee pic they look related. Do you want to fuck Tom's boipucci?

Too bad you coloreds' opinions matter 1/3rd as much as a human being's opinion

Man I love spiderman so much, I really hope they don't fuck this up too badly. This spiderman was pretty alright in civil war I thought, so I'm excited to see more but nervous since the entire cast is brown

>Do you want to fuck Tom's boipucci?
Doesn't everyone?

He isn't his stunt double anyway, they were best friends in school and when he got the role he hired him on as a production assistant or something.

...

gee i'm jealous. getting paid just to hang out with your buddy while he makes capeshit. i bet they have some wild adventures. since they're british it must really suck that they aren't allowed to drink in this shithole. or do you think they get around that somehow?

Are there any super hero movies that don't follow the same formula
>quick origin story if first movie
>hero learning to control powers
>villain introduced
>hero loses first battle
>hero trains
>hero beats villain

Being screened? Are they putting it online or what?

leaked images from the trailer

I assume it would be pretty easy to get around that if your a celebrity, though this is being made by Disney so they might have o pretend to be wholesome which must suck.

WAIT it is fake forget it.. here is the site to continue looking at the pics
comicbookmovie.com/spider-man/it-appears-images-from-the-spider-man-homecoming-teaser-trailer-have-a147193

but they are mostly fake

Watchmen
Dredd

Wow good one nigger you sure showed my racist bigoted cracker ass

That's his fucking boyfriend dude

You never shared a bed with your friend?
>instagram.com/p/BMEZ6MFjdqU/

The adventures of Spider-Man in Pakistan.

wtf how do they go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah at the same time like that? this isn't a cartoon. is this staged?

Yis but I am a faggot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's probably take #9 or something. People don't tend to wake up that fast either.

no shit