/f1/ - Formula 1 general - Vettel's crib edition

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>Season standings:
1. Sebastian Vettel 153 points
2. Lewis Hamilton 139 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 111 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 92 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 73 points

>News
Bernie says Ferrari should get Alonso back
FIA will take Vettel to court probably
Force India to be named Force One
Two Chinese teams have applied to enter F1

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adamcooperf1.com/2017/06/28/fia-confirms-vettelhamilton-investigation/
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f1strategyreport.com/2017/06/27/f1-strategy-report-podcast-2017-episode-8-azerbaijan-grand-prix/
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wtf I love the bahamas now

Reminder that Vettel is oinly partially at fault and that Hamilton and Mercedes are lying frauds

>"Lewis didn't use the brakes"

nth for ricciardo

who /OCON/ here?

this would be too good to ever happen sadly

the telemetry they show on tv is never synced with real time

Are his shift lights synced with his speed in real time?

Isn't it normal to break right in the corner?
I find it more strange that he's not accelerating after he's through it.

we've been over this...just read the last thread and take the /ResSeason/ pill. Also this

>third world country
>mph

Story checks out.

The only person who said that is Benson and some dipshit from Sky

nobody else is arguing that

Can you make the image any bigger I can't see shit, thanks

What does the "CBE" stand for?

technically we're supposed to be using the metric but all the signs are in imperial and everyone else uses it too

>tfw too poor to buy new signs

>implying they aren't replaced with new imperial unit one's every time

Cucked by Bernie Ecclestone

Benson already retracted that statement (now that nobody is interested anymore, what a cunt)
Also to sum up so far:


People who think it was partly Hamilton's fault:

> Bernie Ecclestone, the man who's been around in F1 since the 50s, was a driver, has run teams, and has owned the sport.
>Jackie Stewart, a 3xWDC and easily among the top 10 drivers of all time
>Jacques Villeneuve, 1xWDC and Indy500 winner from when Indycar was actually good
>Dr. Helmut Marko, a former racing driver and current leader of the most succesfull young racing talent scouting academy in the last 2 decades
People who think HAM dindu nuffin -

> Sky F1, notorious niggercock gobblers
>Andrew Benson, known for heaps of British bias in his """"journalism"""" (now retracted his statement)
>People online who've never driven a racing car in their lives.


more zoom you mean? give me a minute

kek

can be exciting

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Cucked By adelaidE

Cock too Big to Enter

They both were at fault, a 10 second penalty was fair, hamilnigger going to keep whining because he couldn't pass vettel. "P-pls tell valtteri to back vettel onto me so vettel can drs him"

>mfw comfy Kimi stays another season
>mfw Grosjean will be out after this season

Vettel to be investigated on his birthday, kek.

>The FIA has confirmed that it is continuing to investigate the incident involving Sebastian Vettel and Lewis Hamilton at last weekend’s Azerbaijan GP “in order to evaluate whether any further action is necessary.”

>It says that a meeting will be held on Monday July 3, with the outcome known before the next race in Austria – which means that any penalty that results can be applied at that time.

>One of the problems Vettel faces is that last year he escaped punishment for swearing at Charlie Whiting on the radio in Mexico, and while the two incidents are different, the question of bringing the sport into disrepute through “foul play” could come up.

adamcooperf1.com/2017/06/28/fia-confirms-vettelhamilton-investigation/

cleaning the german cancer from f1

Where is the buttblasted bong?

realistically they won't do anything major or the championship is fucked
he'll just have to read a statement about how the BBC is superior to his tiny white cock and that'll be it

Fuck it's hilarious how desperate Hamilton fans are to prove he a good boy he dindu nuffin.

If it was the other way around, I'd be LMAO that Vettel brake checked Hamilton and got away with it, which made Vettel rage the fuck out and get a 30 second penalty that cost him a race win, which meant Hamilton only lost 2 WDC points to Vettel instead of 15.

But no, it's more important to prove that Lewlew is a good boy.
The absolute state of #TeamLHSkyF1RedditCoco44

banned

Bernie, Stewart and Villeneuve are contrarians. They're only blaming Lewis to generate controversy and get people paying attention to them. Marko is a Vettel cocksucker and has been for 15 years, just like Rob Wilson is a Kimi cocksucker and has been for 15 years

If you're genuinely suggesting Bernie and fucking Jacques Villeneuve of all people are reputable, I would suggest you kys yourself

I wonder what side Alonso would take though, seeing as he hates both Lewis and Sebastian :^)

Cock Blowing Expert

It sets a horrible example but FIA are such pussies about everything that they won't even slap him on the wrist.

when did everything get so...beta?
I hope bsed Arrivabene is already "speaking" to Jean about his reelection and a few certain mafia friends that didn't like how jean treated them in his post Ferrari career.

>implying Vettel's dick doesn't swing past his knee
>implying the FIA lets an evil priviledged white man get away with such a racist offence

kek, what for?

>it's another "HAM cries and the FIA listens" episode

DSQ and race ban.

Lewis crashes out first corner of that race.

I want drama and Valtteri winning the WDC with only 1 win.

They are right tho.
Alonso is currently sucking the Mercedes cock for favours so he'll side with Lewis. And just in case you aren't trolling neither of these guys is saying Vettel did nothing, they are saying that Hamilton is not faultless in this incident and this whole thing has been blown up way too much.

>Lewis crashes out first corner of that race.

*Ferrari driver Gio the Nazi crashes out Hamilton of the first corner of that race.

the stern look of a man who's seen people being killed in fron of him

TRIPS OF TRUTH

>me in the truck

that would be the best timeline

also his daughters log cutter

Bear of truth

>Gim...
Meme magic

What a """""racer""""".

I like this timeline.

>4 threads of just BASEDNAZI

holy shit what a cunt

"I'm sure Seb has it in his contract but I would never want to be the clear #1".
t. Lewis "I'm not slowing down for anyone, even my teammate or my safety or my engine" Hamilton 2016

motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-vettel-fia-investigation-ferrari-924519/amp/

Press F to pay respects

"If he is not fighting anyone"

Completely reasonable. I like Hamilton a lot more after this race.

F

uck poowis lamilton

would be funny if VET go drive torrorosso for the accident and HAM, you know, go pick cotton outside where he belongs

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you always make me laugh, Russia

>It's the Japanese who struggle with that
Who came up with the idea that Asians have trouble pronouncing the L? It's the R they can't do

shit OP desu senpai

This is actually right

Lol so he'd let bottas potentially get drs'd by vettel just for a slim chance at passing vettel? Fuck hamilton

to be fair Villeneuve said that the whole thing was great live on french tv because it created passion and he wanted to see them battle hard on the track to settle their problem

double doubs of truth

Is he running out of money? He was on italian TV pre and post race

surely he has loads of royalty payments from his album :^)

Does he shit on pilots on italian tv ?
Here he always shit on some pilots and mock them, Sainz is his favourite target this year

He does commentary for Canal+ and is an occasional guest on Sky UK Germany and Italy

Yeah, but when he's there he hates Stroll. Probably because he's deemed to become more succesful than him and his father combined

He shits on Stroll so often that he got banned from the Williams hospitality/garage

>it's another "HAM cries and the FIA listens" episode

Who here /miss caterham/?

That's such a nice tint of green

I /missmanor/ more

Yeah but you are by far the most retarded person in /f1/. You even make Hamilcucks look like reasonable individuals who are in touch with reality. You should really namefag so I don't have to filter all Fingolians.

They were such a shit team but the grid needed their incompetence to make teams like Williams and Toro Rosso look good by comparison

saved

The point is that everyone who agreed it was a brake test are former drivers/ team owners. The only people denying a brake test are journalists, who've never actually raced, so wouldn't know how subtle a brake test can actually get.

And out of those, one journalist retracted his statement.

I don't know about you, but I trust the judgement of former WDCs more than journalists, when it comes to driving tricks.

They had the best looking cars on the grid imo

Hey guys, how can you be sure Hamilton brake check Vettel? I mean, there's no visual proof of it

Then why didn't the FIA came to the same conclusion analysing the telemetry? Expert opinions are still subjective. Telemetry is hard data.

Affirmative Action

see and unironically FIA have literally never touched Mercedes. They tried with the FRIC suspension but that was doomed to fail from the start. Wanna illegally test your tires to turn your entire season around? Sure thing. Burning oil? Let's not get ahead of ourselves here, 2018 isn't that far away. Don't want to make a knee-jerk reaction am I right?

>British racing green

Sucks a good looking colour

See
Plus, it's not good for marketing purposes. For better or worse, Poois brings in more casual fans than any other driver. Calling him out would damage that casual fanbase, as a lot of them might leave if told the only guy they follow did a dirty trick

disgrace...no comment...

>The only people denying a brake test are journalists, who've never actually raced
Stewart, Ecclestone and Villeneuve based their opinions on the camera footage rather than the telemetry from the two cars from which the FIA deemed Lewis not to have brake-checked because he didn't do anything differently from the previous safety car restarts.

Martin Brundle, that notorious despicable journalist who has never raced a single car in his life, believes that Vettel ran into Hamilton rather than Hamilton brake-checking Vettel. Karun Chandhok (again, when has HE ever driven a racing car?) thinks the same, but admits that when he first watched he believed Hamilton had brake-tested, and only on further inspection did he see that Vettel was predominantly at fault. And those two aren't known for espousing fervent, biased support for Hamilton, either. Then you've got Danny Sullivan: "Who's he?", I hear you shout. Well, the FIA think he's so unqualified that they even made him the official Driver Steward for Azerbaijan, noting his accomplishments of 15 F1 races, 1 Indy 500 victory and a CART Championship—that's impressive considering he's never even stepped foot in a racing car before!

That's not British Racing Green. They did use British Racing Green until 2012, but in 2013 they changed shades to a lighter colour. Pic related is BRG.

ted's the hardest working cuck in business

f1strategyreport.com/2017/06/27/f1-strategy-report-podcast-2017-episode-8-azerbaijan-grand-prix/

I'm not saying you're wrong but, citations needed.

problem is, Germans are very good at cheating

>Brundle
>Chandhok

They're employed by British channels, mate. It's poor marketing. Choco brings in a lot of casual fans. It's not smart to turn them off the sport by alleging the guy they watch for is a cheat, especially while working for British TV.


As for the steward -

better than nothing, Brits aren't good at anything

>Germans

Brawn (a Brit) masterminded the tire test, and the engine is developed at Brixworth by Andy Cowell, another Brit. The only thing German about Mercedes is the money

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I feel a Finnish win coming in Austria. Who will it be? If repeating integers it's Gimi :D

Bottas. Gimi going to get smacked lap 1 again

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